War Declaration (Pnut & -NO-)

[Deleted User - 4669627]

Citizens of W94,

By the ABSOLUTE powers vested in me by nobody at all
With the COMPLETE authority of nobody at all
I do hereby take it solely upon myself to pronounce

Pnut or -NO- unofficially declares war upon the other!



Somebody (me, Pnut or -NO-) will no longer tolerate the blatant disrespect of somebody else (me, Pnut or -NO-)!
W94 simply isn't big enough to facilitate us all, somebody has to go, we all know it, I give voice to what we all know is true.



This war will not cease until the offending party (me, Pnut or -NO-) is totally eradicated from W94! We take no prisoners!



I've tried to reconcile the differences, but my own bruised ego cannot be placated. -NO- & Pnut MUST battle to the death!



It is with a heavy heart & only after much deliberation & negotiation (with myself) that I have come to the regrettable conclusion that you all must war to satisfy my ego, alas, there is NO other way! But take heart my hearty warriors, for while I solemnly pledge to NOT provide ANY troops, planning, resources, etc. I AM with YOU (metaphorically speaking, in reality you're totally on your own)!

Now FIGHT!

 

[Sinful Angel]

Shahyd is talking with a lack of knowledge. Pnut certainly isn't at war or looking for war with NO so this is jumping the gun quite a bit.

 

[Deleted User - 4669627]

I argue that attacking the runaway rank 1 tribe in their own k while they battle no top tribe will obviously be taken as an act of war

but as stated, I speak entirely without authority

it doesn't, however, mean it's not valid
what have I posted that wasn't valid?



gl to both sides

 

[Strong Hand]

Well guys, looks like it's official. Best of luck to both sides and to you shahyd.

 

[beebetter]

Shahyd I do like your gusto in appropriating propaganda and pnp. but give it a rest lol. Bee..

 

[DeletedUser]

Shahyd I do like your gusto in appropriating propaganda and pnp. but give it a rest lol. Bee..

Let it Bee is better i think

 

[Jobless]

Let it Bee is better i think

I already tried, he doesn't get play on words.

 

[DeletedUser]

I already tried, he doesn't get play on words.

Thats a shame he has the perfect name for it

 

[Deleted User - 11252347]

Somebody (me, Pnut or -NO-) will no longer tolerate the blatant disrespect of somebody else (me, Pnut or -NO-)!
W94 simply isn't big enough to facilitate us all, somebody has to go, we all know it, I give voice to what we all know is true.

I hope it's you who goes. #SorryNotSorry

 

[Deleted User - 4669627]

in a dramatic turn of events, this party has been canceled

it took divine intervention to alter the course of destiny, the pacifists prayed, the gods of tw listened, an angel was sent



a miracle occurred



1 duke became 2!
perhaps, more amazing still, my prophecy was averted



so it would seem that everybody would live happily ever after in a land of edible rainbows & dancing unicorns!



but wait! what of those who WANTED the war? hmm
perhaps, leadership changes triggered in the other tribe (yes, changes in BOTH tribes!) suggests that destruction is still being plotted?



atm, the future is once again clouded in mystery, but the present is peace
stay tuned for the next episode in the greatest war that never was!

 

[Jobless]

Wait.. Is there a tribe called pnut in w94???

 

[DeletedUser119689]

Wait who are you?

 

[Jobless]

Hey I am jobless.

 

[zarzaania]

Hey I am jobless.

well stop playing video games and start finding a job then!

 

[Jobless]

Jobs are for people who need money

 

[Deleted User - 4669627]

Side 1:
Tribes: Pnut
Side 2:
Tribes: -NO-

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers:

Side 1: 124
Side 2: 198
Difference: 74

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0

Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 271,491
Side 2: 514,833
Difference: 243,342

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0

 

[The Pieman9 returns]

Ya know if this was ment to be confusing then job well done, otherwise huh?

 

[Deleted User - 4669627]

war stats for the greatest war that never was

I updated stats for all the other threads with conflicts

 

[Deleted User - 4669627]

just cuz pnut hates when I do this...

Side 1:
Tribes: Pnut
Side 2:
Tribes: Fresh

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers:

Side 1: 137
Side 2: 2
Difference: 135

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0

Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 316,729
Side 2: 7,700
Difference: 309,029

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0

 

[DeletedUser120361]

If NO disbanded does this make Pnut the first tribe to win a war against a top 3 tribe on W94?