Or you can read what I put on my profile perhaps. This is all me!
I am a noob. For millenia our race of noobians has been nobled, rimmed, sexually abused and killed. Well I say NO! I stand up. I am the trained proffesional combat noob. I will stop noobyism across the world and avenge my father noobs. I will kill all noobists!!! And together, We shall bring the glory, the reputation, and the noobs back.
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