So, ladies and gentlemen of W30, I hope all is well with you! Today, I'm bringing before you some interesting news. First of all, with regard to THE's war against Idiots and WoTB, I'd like to present the "forever" stats. THE is side 1, and Idiots/WotB is Side 2. Its just easier to do forever. Total conquers against opposite side: Side 1: 10 Side 2: 2 Difference: 8 Our two losses came one each from two players. The first, and the cause of the war, was Spleen Mage. The second loss, during the war, was Soulcube's village; an account that was, as you can tell by its stats, no longer actively played. Its owner quit. And, a shame, because he was quite good! I'm sure we're not alone in that issue, and that some of our captures from Idiots were probably from unplayed people, as well. Some of them - Arabella and Dron in particular - have fought quite well! So, with that out of the way, lets kick things up a notch. Obviously, we will still noble any Idiots/WotB we come across, mainly because they're juicy targets, but we are going to turn our focus upon another tribe, now. See, they're another of those "hey, guys, nice job fighting us but maybe you should back off!" groups. More importantly, its due to them - and not the plethora of pus-- (expletive deleted) that I've been getting lately! - that we in THE can't really get much sleep anymore. Y'see, they're up all night, and in fact its made them quite crazy. Crazy enough to mess with us, in fact! And by now, the hour of reckoning has - well, check your watches. Its here. Who is this tribe, you ask? Will it be masked behind another brilliantly conceived name-game? Or will it be... ...Yeah, its INSO. Insomaniacs. A nice portmanteau, a pretty decent rep, and a great position across the K34-K33 border. In fact, INSO may just be the perfect target for us. So, let fall the axe of war. Or, as our Skype chat has taken to saying, lately; RIM! Lastly, a message from our former co-leader, Bean... See, see the INSO sky Marvel at its big INSO depths. Tell me, INSO do you Wonder why the INSO ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel INSO. I can tell you, it is Worried by your Insomaniacs facial growth That looks like A INSO. What's more, it knows Your INSO potting shed Smells of INSO. Everything under the big INSO sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm INSOs.