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Disclaimer: the forums are boring as hell, so I'm posting a topic reporting on my k. I barely know anyone in this world, so there's only so much I can write about, but seriously these game forums are so dead.
It's all sniping this backtiming that and no fun with politics, propaganda, war declarations, etc. that was awesome in the tribal war forums back then, and good part of what made this game fun.
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1) Yolo Empire vs Sex Country war:
It wasn't long ago that the Kingdom of Providence (Fate, now Sex) took over k65 from the Jäger Men. But before they could get confortable as rulers of two continents, the Yolo Empire came crashing from both sides, while the Half Evil Horde did away with diplomatic relations and started skirmishing at will.
Side 1:
Tribes: Yolo
Side 2:
Tribes: Sex
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 40
Side 2: 7
Difference: 33
As the opening battles went smoothly for the Yolo Empire, the leader of Fate has apparently declined dealing with all this unpleasantness, leaving wildly beloved (citation needed) forum personality heartlessfool on the job. His first offical act was changing the name of the tribe to Sex, namely the 30 seconds kind of sex, hoping the Yolo Empire performed worse in battle when confronted with such intimate details from their enemy.
While the Yolo Empire continues to make clear gains in war, the newly named Sex Country has managed to remain at the top in two continents, and could possibly resist long enough for the tide to turn.
Picture of the average battle scene and the unimaginative trash talking:
2) The Half Evil southern colonization plan :
If one were foolish enough to travel north from k65, he'd run into one of the most infamous kingdoms in the core: the Half Evil Horde. Led by a Crab (a sentient decapod crustacean of the infraorder Brachyura) and an Acid God (the lesser known member of the "something God" family, younger cousin of the Thunder God, War God, Sun God, etc.), the horde has received instructions to march upon the unsuspecting denizens of K65.
After the collapse of Jäger, the hordes marched south, feeding on HANGER and other Jäger remnants and penetrating the continent. When the Yolo Empire invaded the Kingdom of Providence (Fate, now Sex), the Half Evil horde intensified their efforts on northern k65 and advanced quickly.
Meanwhile, in a shrewd plan to move past the Yolo - Sex wars, the Half Evil Horde created multiple expeditionary forces to be sent to the southern parts of k65, as far south as k75 itself.
While the classic rulers of k65 fight - Jäger Remnants, Yolo Empire, Sex Country - the relentless horde prepares a long term plan to conquer the most glorious continent in the land, securing their backs against the rim before the Norse cluster in the northwest corner of the 65th expands too much.
Disclaimer: the forums are boring as hell, so I'm posting a topic reporting on my k. I barely know anyone in this world, so there's only so much I can write about, but seriously these game forums are so dead.
It's all sniping this backtiming that and no fun with politics, propaganda, war declarations, etc. that was awesome in the tribal war forums back then, and good part of what made this game fun.
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1) Yolo Empire vs Sex Country war:
It wasn't long ago that the Kingdom of Providence (Fate, now Sex) took over k65 from the Jäger Men. But before they could get confortable as rulers of two continents, the Yolo Empire came crashing from both sides, while the Half Evil Horde did away with diplomatic relations and started skirmishing at will.
Side 1:
Tribes: Yolo
Side 2:
Tribes: Sex
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 40
Side 2: 7
Difference: 33
As the opening battles went smoothly for the Yolo Empire, the leader of Fate has apparently declined dealing with all this unpleasantness, leaving wildly beloved (citation needed) forum personality heartlessfool on the job. His first offical act was changing the name of the tribe to Sex, namely the 30 seconds kind of sex, hoping the Yolo Empire performed worse in battle when confronted with such intimate details from their enemy.
While the Yolo Empire continues to make clear gains in war, the newly named Sex Country has managed to remain at the top in two continents, and could possibly resist long enough for the tide to turn.
Picture of the average battle scene and the unimaginative trash talking:
2) The Half Evil southern colonization plan :
If one were foolish enough to travel north from k65, he'd run into one of the most infamous kingdoms in the core: the Half Evil Horde. Led by a Crab (a sentient decapod crustacean of the infraorder Brachyura) and an Acid God (the lesser known member of the "something God" family, younger cousin of the Thunder God, War God, Sun God, etc.), the horde has received instructions to march upon the unsuspecting denizens of K65.
After the collapse of Jäger, the hordes marched south, feeding on HANGER and other Jäger remnants and penetrating the continent. When the Yolo Empire invaded the Kingdom of Providence (Fate, now Sex), the Half Evil horde intensified their efforts on northern k65 and advanced quickly.
Meanwhile, in a shrewd plan to move past the Yolo - Sex wars, the Half Evil Horde created multiple expeditionary forces to be sent to the southern parts of k65, as far south as k75 itself.
While the classic rulers of k65 fight - Jäger Remnants, Yolo Empire, Sex Country - the relentless horde prepares a long term plan to conquer the most glorious continent in the land, securing their backs against the rim before the Norse cluster in the northwest corner of the 65th expands too much.