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Not really.
I seek to address an issue far more grave. No less than a curse and a blemish on our conscience is this grim spectre that afflicts us all, robbing us of our hopes and dreams. You know of what I speak. It is the festering wound on our collective pride, the debilitating lesion on our hindquarters, the embarrasing pimple on our manhood. Yes I speak of that faithless wretch D4alicious, he of the broken promises, of the tyrannical farming regime, of 5 freaking enoblements per day. For too long has he haunted this world, retaining the coveted rank at the apex of the world in his greedy grip. It is more than time to pry open his rapacious grip so that finally we may have some hope. Hope that we too (regardless of whether we be the deserving occupant of this privileged rank , the ambitious upstart seeking to usurp the deserving candidates spot or simply some luckless unfortunate) may one day aspire to this prize.
Hope is the lifeblood of our existence. Without it we would be worse than beasts for even animals hope for succor in the face of doom. And ignoring this threat to our manly pride from this insufferable wastrel, this callow youth would indeed spell doom for us.
Unfortunately, he's too far away for most of us to attack. The closest ppl to him gave him a NAP (I'm not one to point fingers but D*mn them anyway). He grows too fast for anyway to catch up. Attacking him might not do much good anyway if ur an individual with aspirations of glory. The situation seemed dire. All hope seemed lost.
But nay! There is a way. Like a bolt of lightning it struck me even as I lay dejected from looking at twstats.
[spoil]HATEMAIL![/spoil]
Send one to him each day. United we will overcome this monstrosity. Send one like this:
[spoil]
or this:
[spoil]
or even this:
[spoil]
Anything goes. ANYTHING! We need to pour out all our spite and malice and petty meanness. Together we will deliver such vengence as to leave him in wrack and ruin, a shuddering wreck, a twitching invalid who never again will dare to open his mailbox let alone his W44 account.
So go to ur mailboxes and start sending! We can do this. We can make him quit!
Yes we can!
I seek to address an issue far more grave. No less than a curse and a blemish on our conscience is this grim spectre that afflicts us all, robbing us of our hopes and dreams. You know of what I speak. It is the festering wound on our collective pride, the debilitating lesion on our hindquarters, the embarrasing pimple on our manhood. Yes I speak of that faithless wretch D4alicious, he of the broken promises, of the tyrannical farming regime, of 5 freaking enoblements per day. For too long has he haunted this world, retaining the coveted rank at the apex of the world in his greedy grip. It is more than time to pry open his rapacious grip so that finally we may have some hope. Hope that we too (regardless of whether we be the deserving occupant of this privileged rank , the ambitious upstart seeking to usurp the deserving candidates spot or simply some luckless unfortunate) may one day aspire to this prize.
Hope is the lifeblood of our existence. Without it we would be worse than beasts for even animals hope for succor in the face of doom. And ignoring this threat to our manly pride from this insufferable wastrel, this callow youth would indeed spell doom for us.
Unfortunately, he's too far away for most of us to attack. The closest ppl to him gave him a NAP (I'm not one to point fingers but D*mn them anyway). He grows too fast for anyway to catch up. Attacking him might not do much good anyway if ur an individual with aspirations of glory. The situation seemed dire. All hope seemed lost.
But nay! There is a way. Like a bolt of lightning it struck me even as I lay dejected from looking at twstats.
[spoil]HATEMAIL![/spoil]
Send one to him each day. United we will overcome this monstrosity. Send one like this:
[spoil]
[/spoil]
or this:
[spoil]
[/spoil]
or even this:
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Anything goes. ANYTHING! We need to pour out all our spite and malice and petty meanness. Together we will deliver such vengence as to leave him in wrack and ruin, a shuddering wreck, a twitching invalid who never again will dare to open his mailbox let alone his W44 account.
So go to ur mailboxes and start sending! We can do this. We can make him quit!
Yes we can!
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