Well if timing to log on wasnt perfect

Hi Patrick!
Well noob boy what can i say.....
Been in more tribes than a dart boards been hit!
Gets nobled regular and has to relocate more times than an unwanted dog!
Thinks he's smarter than a 10 year old but entered the show and got kicked off for being more immature than the panel
Won the award for player best resembling an untrue picture of himself on the forum
Answered the first question on who wants to be a millionaire and got it wrong
use to put the square brick in the triangle hole at school
and to top it all off he's should a good liar he convinced himself he knows what he's talking about and actually thinks that he's good at tribal wars
did i miss anything? you know you love me patrick you spectacle wearing monkey