Funny attacks and successful defences

DeletedUser

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know who i be said:
ahh a next one with the grammer crusade lemme not start anything but just to say do i ker....

You know, Babelfish won't translate that.
 

DeletedUser599

Guest
Attacker: DudeofDeath
Village: GESCHLOSSEN (375|448) K43

Quantity: 300 0 300 103 165 0 14 5 0
Losses: 300 0 300 17 165 0 14 5 0
 

DeletedUser

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nish81 said:
Attacker: DudeofDeath
Village: GESCHLOSSEN (375|448) K43

Quantity: 300 0 300 103 165 0 14 5 0
Losses: 300 0 300 17 165 0 14 5 0

Hi nish! That certainly is funny! Here's something I thought was funny:

untitled1fs1.jpg
 

DeletedUser74

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nish81 said:
Attacker: DudeofDeath
Village: GESCHLOSSEN (375|448) K43

Quantity: 300 0 300 103 165 0 14 5 0
Losses: 300 0 300 17 165 0 14 5 0

you didnt finish them!....and now you never will :icon_sad:
 

DeletedUser27

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Even with 4 nobles some people still don't have a clue.

Here is his first attack.

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

10.6%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 0 0 0 0 1234 150 170 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1234 150 170 0 0


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 5124 4295 500 400 100 308 25 0 0
Losses: 1234 1034 120 96 24 74 6 0 0



Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 20 to level 18

And here's his second:

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

14.9%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 1000 0 0 0 500 0 0 0 3
Losses: 1000 0 0 0 500 0 0 0 3


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 3890 3265 380 304 76 234 19 0 0
Losses: 254 213 25 20 5 15 1 0 0

A loss of 3 noblemen and he's still attacking me!

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

11.4%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 1200 800 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Losses: 1200 800 0 0 0 0 0 0 1


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 3636 3063 355 284 71 219 18 0 0
Losses: 74 62 7 6 1 4 0 0 0

Attackers Total Losses:
2200 800 0 0 1734 150 170 4
Defenders Total Losses:
1562 1309 152 122 30 93 7 0 0

Whos next ?
 

DeletedUser1089

Guest
haha... he sent 3 noblmen in one attack? Anyone capable of getting 3 noblemen should know that 3 noblemen in a single attack still only decreases loyalty by 20-35
 

Tarthen

Guest
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
Misfortune

luck 1.3%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: Tarthen
Village: Tarthen's Village (***|***) K**

Quantity: 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: unknown
Village: shell°s village (540|633) K65

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Haul: 41 41 43 125/125

LOL.

I lost one guy =\. Ah well. :ram: :icon_razz: :scout:

-Tarthen Blazerken
 

MasterFire

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terrafutan said:
Even with 4 nobles some people still don't have a clue.

Here is his first attack.

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

10.6%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 0 0 0 0 1234 150 170 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 1234 150 170 0 0


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 5124 4295 500 400 100 308 25 0 0
Losses: 1234 1034 120 96 24 74 6 0 0



Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 20 to level 18

And here's his second:

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

14.9%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 1000 0 0 0 500 0 0 0 3
Losses: 1000 0 0 0 500 0 0 0 3


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 3890 3265 380 304 76 234 19 0 0
Losses: 254 213 25 20 5 15 1 0 0

A loss of 3 noblemen and he's still attacking me!

Luck (from attacker's point of view)

11.4%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 1200 800 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Losses: 1200 800 0 0 0 0 0 0 1


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx
Quantity: 3636 3063 355 284 71 219 18 0 0
Losses: 74 62 7 6 1 4 0 0 0

Attackers Total Losses:
2200 800 0 0 1734 150 170 4
Defenders Total Losses:
1562 1309 152 122 30 93 7 0 0

Whos next ?


why on earth would you attack with spears? I think they serve a better purpose when used as cavalry defence and to farm others
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
-23.3%

Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxxx
Village: xxxx

Quantity: 354 330 310 32 54 126 0 26 0
Losses: 354 330 310 32 54 126 0 26 0


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx

Quantity: xx xx 0 xx xx xx 0 0 0
Losses: 78 50 0 10 10 1 0 0 0


Another example of why attacking with swords and spears is a waste of time
 

DeletedUser599

Guest
pengo said:
Hi nish! That certainly is funny! Here's something I thought was funny:

untitled1fs1.jpg

Hey, that is pretty funny :lol: that was the one that finished me off.
I hope you're not just posting that picture out of a need to make yourself feel superior to me, and instead because it actually is a good attack :icon_biggrin:
I also hope you take into account the many attacks I defended successfully before that :icon_cool:
By the way, you forgot a bit:

Not that it really helps my case, but in the spirit of transparency during war :icon_biggrin:
 
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DeletedUser134

Guest
Wth???

Haul seems to short of one, yet there is a resource scouted?

Attacker: aanii
Village: Chang Jiang (338|406) K43

Quantity: 0 0 0 2 10 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: ...
Village: ...

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Espionage
Resources scouted: 1 0 0
Buildings: Village Headquarters (Level 1)
Rally point (Level 1)
Timber camp (Level 10)
Clay pit (Level 9)
Iron mine (Level 9)
Farm (Level 3)
Warehouse (Level 2)
Hiding place (Level 4)

Haul: 293 253 253 799/800
 

DeletedUser599

Guest
Not sure what happened there.

Attacker: ******
Village: ******

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 118 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 68 0 0 0 0

Defender: nish81
Village: Nish81 (382|448) K43

Quantity: 150 152 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 150 152 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Who says I don't have any surprises left :icon_cool:

edit: ** out the name and village
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The attacker has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)

18.4%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: xxx
Village: xxx

Quantity: 500 1000 3495 100 179 613 454 19 0
Losses: 370 740 2588 100 133 454 336 14 0


Defender: xxx
Village: xxx

Quantity: 3785 1095 58 472 1012 80 1 0 0
Losses: 3785 1095 58 472 1012 80 1 0 0

Haul: 7.649 8.682 16331/27850
Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 20 to level 0
Damage by catapult bombardment: The Village Headquarters has been damaged and downgraded from level21 to level20
 

DeletedUser1352

Guest
Attacker: xxxxxxxxx
Village: Eddis (xxx|xxx) Kxx

Quantity: 100 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: xxxxxxxxx
Village: The Strikers goal (xxx|xxx) Kxx

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0


Espionage
Resources scouted: 0 0 0
Buildings: Village Headquarters (Level 8)
Barracks (Level 1)
Smithy (Level 1)
Rally point (Level 1)
Market (Level 1)
Timber camp (Level 9)
Clay pit (Level 10)
Iron mine (Level 9)
Farm (Level 3)
Warehouse (Level 6)
Hiding place (Level 4)

Why on earth did that one guy die? I've raided that village a thousand times without losses! Lol!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Because they were spearmen, and there were no other offensive groundpounders to stop the one idiot from falling on his own spear.

It always happens if you don't use swords/axe along with the spear (not sure about lcav/etc)
 

DeletedUser1352

Guest
andrewmacc said:
Because they were spearmen, and there were no other offensive groundpounders to stop the one idiot from falling on his own spear.

It always happens if you don't use swords/axe along with the spear (not sure about lcav/etc)

He was my captain! :icon_wink:
 
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