lua? Ahahaha... script kiddy stuff... I'm a software engineer buddy 
Joking aside, I did actually read it... you do seem to be doing well, your motives for making the PnP elude me though, it's always good to stay under the radar in my opinion, was it just to point and laugh at the rivals in your area? No matter, best of luck to you, it's better to have skilled players dominating the world, it makes for better wars
It
is kiddy stuff actually, and I understand JS, Java, HTML, Microsoft Basic, and a bunch of other scripting languages, I just never took the time to learn to write with them.
And Actually, ~EA~ declared war on us a little over an hour ago, because they just realized we cleared every member of theirs within a 20x20 of one of our players, excluding one or two who can't stop dodging. Please use the restroom before clicking this spoiler, as what is inside will make you laugh, causing you to urinate all over the place. :icon_neutral:
Here is his initial letter.
[spoil]Phantomshock on 20.06. at 21:54
Forward this to you leader:
I am a baron from the Elite Agency ~EA~. Some of your members have decided to attack and belittle my brothers-in-arms. I will not let this go to pass and be ignored. I have recognized that perhaps you are not aware of this, therefore I am giving you and opportunity. Opportunities come and go like the wind and the margin for error is small. This is my offer, order your men to A) Cease attacking my tribe mates B) Apologize to my tribe-mates C) Make reparations to my tribe mates in the form to resources decided by a joint conference of our barons and yours D) Removal of tribe members that do not participate E) Assist us in persecuting removed tribe members. This is an opportunity that will never come again. It is like life, one half step too late or to early, you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it.
Now heed this when I say, this is not a request, it is a warning. This is not up for negotiations, this is up for cooperation.
I say this again, the terms are NOT negotiable. If they are not met within 24 hours, there will be consequences and persecutions. This is not a threat, it is a promise.
We will defend our brothers-in-arms at all costs, especially against premeditated invasions.
Do not put your hand in the alligator's mouth if you are not prepared to lose it.
Consider your position right now. I highly suggest you remove the cancer before it is too late.
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Elite Agency in our glorious might will win through to absolute victory.
It is a promise that we will fight like hellions, up the mountain top and into the deepest valley.
We will leave no man behind, our allies or enemies. We will slaughter our enemies until nothing is left. We will persecute any uncooperative behavior.
We are willing to give you a chance, but it will be the last.
Hope you reconsider your position.
Phantomshock
Baron
~EA~[/spoil]
My reply,
[spoil]NightTimeFright on 20.06. at 22:09
I am the leader.
Attacks
will not stop.
Apologies will not leave our lips.
Troops
WILL, in fact, hit members of your tribe, and we will use the resources in a much better and more effective manner than any of you have done so far.
We have been clearing your members for quite some time now, most of which never said a word in the forums. I know because we are inside if your tribe.
We.Are.Everywhere.
Waging war is something that only the
small, insignificant, and meaningless tribes do.
So I will leave the declaration to
you.
Now
"Heed" this when I say, this is not a promise, it is, in fact, a
threat. No, I did not say that backwards, and no, it was not an error.
Do yourself a favor, and restart, like a majority of your members have already done.
I was contemplating asking that you leave your troops in your village, while we clear them, because we prefer the ODA. But then I started to realize, your tribe doesn't know the use of barracks, stable, or even the workshop for that matter.
Do yourself another favor, if you realized it was smarter to restart, and don't reply. Because the reality of it is that you will never do damage, if that is even your goal. Because at this point, I simply cannot see what your "goal" is.
Your welcome for cleaning up your members list,
-Sly.[/spoil]
And the declaration :icon_redface: hope they dont hurt us..
[spoil]I phantomshock, baron and Chief War Strategist and Adviser of the Elite Agency hereby officially declare war on Dream. All Dream. members are to be persecuted without mercy and eliminated. All Dream. members that wish to surrender may do so now, you will be prisoners of war and will be spared. You will be under the protection of the Elite Agency until the end of the war. For instructions on surrendering, message phantomshock.
This war will be waged until the unconditional surrender of Dream. and absolute victory of the Elite Agency. Unconditional surrender is the only method of peace, the alternative being total elimination and extermination.
Those who participate in the war against us will be charged accordingly with war crimes on victory day. All prisoners of war that have not attacked us will be pardoned. All Dream. members that have not surrendered but also not attacked us WILL be persecuted.
The terms for unconditional surrender will be decided by us solely.
Surrender to Elite Agency forces is an opportunity.
Surrender an opportunity that will never come again. It is like life, one half step too late or to early, you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it.
It is a privilege not a right.[/spoil]
