*click clack*?...))

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I will take a few seconds and answer :)
I successfully ignored Matt's request until he wrote the lies in his latest signature. Lie #1: I am not 30, that is an insult for me for the next 5 years at least and lie #2: I was not crapping at the idea of a 1 vs 1.

So, say if Tyson gets constantly verbally abused, stalked and insulted, day and night, then that "18 year skinny weasel" starts spreading fake rumors about him, why would he not punch him 1 time in the face (for Tyson, that would require little effort) then post the whole thing on youtube.

By doing that, Tyson managed to:

1. Get rid of the "skinny weasel" stalking.
2. Have a laugh at the weasel with his boxing / speeding friends
3. Get a good vid for youtube / a good topic and sig for TW Forum
4. Put an end to weasel's babbling.

* Also, do note that Tyson needed less than 48 hours to find and punch the weasel straight in the face - the time interval between when he made the new sig and the rim-round, therefore proven AGAIN that I did not want to do this, but it was a very, very, and I mean VERY easy job :)

Any other questions? :))

asalamalakum said:
Eager beaver

Join Date: 2011,September 13th

=New alias for Matt?
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That is such a WIN =))
This will be account #6 (or 7?) on this forum =))
 
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The uh-hum "1v1"​
[spoil]
What a real report looks like:​
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What a fake report looks like:​
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No colour, no luck, no resources, no date, obvious size difference.

Both of these reports were posted on the same day by the same person. Begs the question, why do they both not look-alike?

Oh and Adrian actually tried something like this before: Repeat Offender. If you want to know how this accusation turned out, see Funny In Game Mails. Let me warn you, replies show just how pathetic this attempt was.
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That ends that. :icon_rolleyes:
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Lets look at Adrian and me now:​
[spoil]Me
  • I do not lie.
  • I play for my friends.
  • I rarely play .net.
  • I occasionally play speed.

I am the most talked about player in .net speed history.

Adrian
  • He lies.
  • He never used to post, but posts every day.
  • He plays more speed then anyone I know.
  • He puts too much effort into posts.

Whether he sees it or not, I've brought him down from his high horse.

Some questions for Adrian to answer:
These questions are based on the constant accusations thrown to me
- Who is in "MY" team?
- Which friends have I ever backstabbed?
- Where have I ever intentionally lied, rather then it being an obvious joke?
- What do you actually know about me? (the most important question)
Goodluck with that bro
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Now for some General Facts​
[spoil]Rounds on average last for 12 hours straight. If you agree/Disagree it won't really affect my mathematical conclusion when I come to the end of this thought:

Adrian has 37 wins, in hours this is:
360 + 60 + 24 = 444hours.
I know what you're thinking, that's a lot. I'm not finished yet:

The rest of the rounds he's placed accounts to 53. In hours this is:
600 + 36 = 636 hours.

Final calculation

444 + 636 = 1080 hours​

In weeks this is:
240+240+240+240+120 = Over 6weeks of none-stop playing. Yes, this is like taking your entire school summer break and playing tribalwars none stop. For fun, in days this is 45 days.

addict_varvel.gif

I can't imagine the state his body is in. You should stay away from people like this, no really this is not a joke.
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Thought my reply was over? nah.

What about me:​
[spoil]
  • I have broken Adrian. Those who've spoken to me about this would know, it was always my plan to have something like this happen. By something, my planned outcome was for you to finally accept the 1v1, this is a lot better :lol:
  • Before this started, I was like a newbie. Have to admit, I've achieved a lot.
  • I get random people adding me on skype like as though I'm some sort of celebrity. Greatest Example. Adrian, you'd be quite surprised at how many people dislike you :icon_smile:
  • I "apparently" have one of those accounts which nobody wants to attack. This could explain that I rarely have a "startup battle" with the guys in my 9*9.

All this from a guy that plays speed "now and again".

In my opinion, miggy remains to be the best player of all time, not because he is good but because he doesn't post. When you don't post, people don't see the real you and you have quite a mystique about you. I'll admit you had this Adrian, you most certainly do not now. :)
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The Addiction:​

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The first page of his posts:
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Today, 18:21
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
Boo hoo hoo. Cry me a river :))) Of course...

Boo hoo hoo. Cry me a river :)))

Of course it's me who was soooo obsessed with a 1 vs 1 that needed to put a signature like this:



And of course it was me so obsessed that had about 5...
Forum: Speed world
Today, 16:31
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Your reasons of a 1 vs 1 with James all suck. ...

Your reasons of a 1 vs 1 with James all suck.

Did James insult me? No he did not.
Did James forge skype conversations about me? No he did not.
Is James a frustrated egomaniac? No he is not.
Has...
Forum: Speed world
Yesterday, 16:01
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Give us a reason to go 1 vs 1. We've got Matt for...

Give us a reason to go 1 vs 1. We've got Matt for that :))

Just mentioning this 'cause you're both forgetting the topic was about Matt's 1 vs 1 and rest of his fails. So please, stay on topic =))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 12th, 19:00
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Why thank you for the appreciation :) Oh and...

Why thank you for the appreciation :)

Oh and ego's pretty ok, I'm not the one with 10 accounts named "rank.1", "uk.pro" or stuff like that :))
Forum: Off-topicaaa
2011,September 12th, 18:34
Replies: 39
Me and Matty <3
Views: 337
Posted By Adrian D.
Can I please, please, please, I mean PLEASE use...

Can I please, please, please, I mean PLEASE use this as my signature? *pretty please promises to buy PP all the time* =))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 12th, 17:59
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Just wait James, wait. Let me use my...

Just wait James, wait.

Let me use my supernatural powers and try to predict what are some excuses Matt might use THIS time:
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 12th, 17:40
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
Tell me, can someone get MORE BLIND than this. ...

Tell me, can someone get MORE BLIND than this.

Why don't you read the whole post?



Do you know what CREATING means? I never said Matt actually used those lines, I only made some excuses for...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 11th, 19:56
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
Bye bye then. Let people have their fun....

Bye bye then. Let people have their fun. Afterall, Matt DID ask for this, we're just satisfying his request :D

If you don't find it interesting and have no personal interest in it, nobody forces...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 11th, 19:51
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
No, it was not hasan, and NO, there's no need for...

No, it was not hasan, and NO, there's no need for locking the thread, A LOT of people enjoy it. Except for Matt and his kiss-uppers of course, but that's another story :))

* In case someone wants...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 11th, 18:33
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
Here are some more interesting facts: ...

Here are some more interesting facts:


You've seen me, liked what you saw? I bet Matt liked it, A LOT :)))

http://www.twtotal.net/ladder/ranking.php?mode=player&roundid=1029



Orly? :(
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 11th, 08:04
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
I'll post the .net chat conversations in the...

I'll post the .net chat conversations in the evening :))

In the meanwhile, I read about Matty's dodge when Jobson attacked him yesterday on the round that followed his fail. Matt, seriously, you...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 23:03
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6250/jamesdj.jpg...

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6250/jamesdj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/jamesdj.jpg/)

Here's another forged report, from this very current round. Damn James, he's even a better...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 22:46
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
Careful, don't choke on bubbles :))

Careful, don't choke on bubbles :))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 22:42
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
"Forged quotes", poor guy is so stunned he didn't...

"Forged quotes", poor guy is so stunned he didn't even manage to read through "Now, let us create some EXCUSES for Matt, as we all know he will need some =))"

Enjoy, I'm off to bed, gnight...))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 22:37
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
That's a good one, keep them coming :))

That's a good one, keep them coming :))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 22:22
Replies: 60
*click clack*?...))
Views: 801
Posted By Adrian D.
*click clack*?...))

I am forced to put it in a spoiler but by all means, don't be shy, open it and ENJOY =))

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8841/epicwine.jpg...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 10th, 21:06
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
You're definitely going to bite. The dust. By...

You're definitely going to bite. The dust. By midnight :))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 9th, 21:14
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
I've made enough sense, if you don't get it -...

I've made enough sense, if you don't get it - it's not my problem, others are getting it and are enjoying your post failures of not getting it...))

Gnight.
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 9th, 21:09
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Me soooooooooooo sorry for you not understanding...

Me soooooooooooo sorry for you not understanding tis is a woar game and me soooooooooo sorry for you being so silly to think that I offered PP to my romanian brothers in order to take out xela (are...
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 9th, 21:02
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
His facts are right, Matt cannot fight alone and...

His facts are right, Matt cannot fight alone and he didn't do it in this round either, his own friend admitted it so stop the you-know-what-kissing...))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 9th, 20:59
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
Yes, I know. I already crumbled in 5 seasons and...

Yes, I know. I already crumbled in 5 seasons and a championship, if you get the hint :))
Forum: Speed world
2011,September 9th, 20:55
Replies: 200
Matt and his .uk record?? Telling the truth or lie??
Views: 2,604
Posted By Adrian D.
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3650/tawg.jpg...

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3650/tawg.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/689/tawg.jpg/)

Enjoy and yes, I know, it's an easy one ^^
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[/spoil]
matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt matt. :icon_eek:

The effort, but alas not the attention:
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[spoil] [/spoil]
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I'd just like to make it aware again, that if this were real life I would be prosecuting.
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And thus concludes the life of a lonely sad man.
 
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Now for some General Facts​
Rounds on average last for 12 hours straight. If you agree/Disagree it won't really affect my mathematical conclusion when I come to the end of this thought:

Adrian has 37 wins, in hours this is:
360 + 60 + 24 = 444hours.
I know what you're thinking, that's a lot. I'm not finished yet:

The rest of the rounds he's placed accounts to 53. In hours this is:
600 + 36 = 636 hours.

Final calculation

444 + 636 = 1080 hours​

In weeks this is:
240+240+240+240+120 = Over 6weeks of none-stop playing. Yes, this is like taking your entire school summer break and playing tribalwars none stop. For fun, in days this is 45 days.

addict_varvel.gif

I can't imagine the state his body is in. You should stay away from people like this, no really this is not a joke.

@The last guy that posted - No... That was the most important point.

I'm off, probs won't be back for a couple of days. Posts are saved. Enjoy!
 

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Are you blind as a bat. If I was a alias which is obviously the case (drowns in sarcasm). He got a unbanned account rank.1. So stop these silly rumours. Adrian addiction with matt is getting worse. Check yourself into rehab.
 

DeletedUser

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I do not lie.

That in itself is the funniest thing I have ever read!
 

DeletedUser

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Matt. You interviewed me for .uk speed team, and rejected me yeah?
How come you're not on it now? Oh yeah. RE-JECT-ED :p (Me with ego :O)

Matt. No lie. That is the funniest this i have ever read on TW. You And your little fan-boys can go back to bed! And before any of you say. I am not Adrian or Jobs's fan-boys. I Have personal beef with Matt ~ and just to prove i am not a fan-boy, I have played against Jobs about 10 times (And lost all 10 - I suck at speed, Admittedly. But am better than Matt by a long shot!

You see, Matt, You Create An account called Rank 1 yeah? I honestly doubt you have ever been rank 1. Correct me if I'm wrong, But you suck, like really bad, dude :lol:

^
Me with an ego :icon_redface:
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Purple Paradise said:
Matt. You interviewed me for .uk speed team, and rejected me yeah?
How come you're not on it now? Oh yeah. RE-JECT-ED :p (Me with ego :O)

Matt. No lie. That is the funniest this i have ever read on TW. You And your little fan-boys can go back to bed! And before any of you say. I am not Adrian or Jobs's fan-boys. I Have personal beef with Matt ~ and just to prove i am not a fan-boy, I have played against Jobs about 10 times (And lost all 10 - I suck at speed, Admittedly. But am better than Matt by a long shot!

You see, Matt, You Create An account called Rank 1 yeah? I honestly doubt you have ever been rank 1. Correct me if I'm wrong, But you suck, like really bad, dude :lol:

^
Me with an ego :icon_redface:
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haha this is quite funny reading! who are u by the way? just interested? lol
You have summed up everything everyone knows about Matt! lol
 

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Jobs, I am SteveDisco from UK lol. I used to have you on skype from the rounds we used to lay together, But my skype skiffed up the jibbers and all my contacts got removed :'(
 
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Purple Paradise, you are no way near a long shot as good as matt so stop kiddin yourself. Adrian, remove the red bar, you hiding anything we need to know about.
 

DeletedUser

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Being frank, is the best policy. I dont want him to have false hope
 

DeletedUser

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Oh Jobson, you never seen me play sunshine, so I dont know how you came to that idea. Are you feeling ok, you look a little pale. It must be the heat getting to your head. Kidding. Why there so much defensive on 1 hour speed rounds. You should of been there.
 

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No colour, no luck, no resources, no date, obvious size difference.

Both of these reports were posted on the same day by the same person. Begs the question, why do they both not look-alike?
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He used the old version of TW on HIS account, while Jobson was using the new version of TW. Thought maybe you could've possibly worked that out. Guess not.

Me
I do not lie.
I play for my friends.
I rarely play .net.
I occasionally play speed.

I am the most talked about player in .net speed history.

Adrian
He lies.
He never used to post, but posts every day.
He plays more speed then anyone I know.
He puts too much effort into posts.

Whether he sees it or not, I've brought him down from his high horse.
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You play so much more than the average speeder.
You are not the most talked about player in .net history. IF you think that, you have some problems.
If Adrian puts in too much effort into his posts, what do you do? That post alone is more effort than Adrian has put into any of his posts. Hypocritical, no?

Rounds on average last for 12 hours straight. If you agree/Disagree it won't really affect my mathematical conclusion when I come to the end of this thought:

Adrian has 37 wins, in hours this is:
360 + 60 + 24 = 444hours.
I know what you're thinking, that's a lot. I'm not finished yet:

The rest of the rounds he's placed accounts to 53. In hours this is:
600 + 36 = 636 hours.

Final calculation

444 + 636 = 1080 hours
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Oh wow, you've TOTALLY missed how long Adrian's been playing. Let me see, he's been playing (on TWtotal) for two years. That is, 356 (days) x 2(years) x 24 (hours) = 17088 hours. Now divide the amount played by that number and times by 100 to find the percentage of his time spent on TW. You'll find the answer is 6.3%. In other words, that's 1 day of playing speed and then 16 days break.

Seem like too much? I'm fairly certain you'll have a similar statistic.

I get random people adding me on skype like as though I'm some sort of celebrity. Greatest Example.
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Where did he say he was your fanboy? He was trolling you and you thought he was fanboy-ing you? Oh deary me.

In my opinion, miggy remains to be the best player of all time, not because he is good but because he doesn't post. When you don't post, people don't see the real you and you have quite a mystique about you. I'll admit you had this Adrian, you most certainly do not now.
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Does that make you the worst speed player of all time then?
 
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