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Encouraged, hate is. Fun, this was.
Enjoy.
EPISODE I
[spoil]Hoping to break the blockade, a number of smaller premades decided to occupy the star system and rival the alien race of Gray.
While the congress of tribe leaders debated over who would eventually come to rule the galaxy, the supreme chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, in the form of elite players, to join the same world as Gray and settle the conflict...
[/spoil]
EPISODE II
[spoil] to maintain order in the galaxy, as every one of their members is scared of the separatists.
Senators near the separatists, former kings of their own tribes, are returning to the forums to bash their separatist enemies. [/spoil]
EPISODE III
[spoil]doing nothing, their wise leaders decide to... uh, merge. That was lame.[/spoil]
EPISODE IV
[spoil]despite their numerous efforts to hide it, the forums were beginning to see their true colours. THEN Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans that showed Mattcurr merged DurX for what looked like sort of half decent reasons.... all looked like it may actually be coming up well.[/spoil]
EPISODE V
[spoil]He tries to counter his reputation of being an arrogant, rude and patronising poster by doing more of the same, then passing it off by reiterating how he is going to quit. Gray remain a powerhouse ingame, but they've now become a joke on the forums.[/spoil]
EPISODE VI
[spoil]The only question remaining to the onlookers of this mighty intergalatic screwup is: what's the point?
A collection of players in a tribe with legions of drones [allies] to hurl at their enemies, using the power of the Force [the invite button] to defeat their enemies without stepping into battle. Their leader and some of their most powerful warriors will soon be leaving, and in their wake they intent to leave a path of despair and hatred across all star systems.
They're not trying to rule the galaxy
they aren't fighting for vengeance
they aren't fighting for glory
What are they fighting for?
They will say "Fun," why? Because they've got shit all else.[/spoil]
STAR WARS WOULD'VE BEEN CRAP WITH MERGERS, SO IS TRIBAL WARS.
Discipline yourselves, you must.
Say goodbye now I will.
~Yoda
peace
NB, bear in mind I'm not in Merge (or any tribe) so I don't have any special insight or anything. For that reason I doubt these will keep coming, but for now, meh, why not
Encouraged, hate is. Fun, this was.
Enjoy.
EPISODE I
[spoil]Hoping to break the blockade, a number of smaller premades decided to occupy the star system and rival the alien race of Gray.
While the congress of tribe leaders debated over who would eventually come to rule the galaxy, the supreme chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, in the form of elite players, to join the same world as Gray and settle the conflict...
[/spoil]
EPISODE II
[spoil] to maintain order in the galaxy, as every one of their members is scared of the separatists.
Senators near the separatists, former kings of their own tribes, are returning to the forums to bash their separatist enemies. [/spoil]
EPISODE III
[spoil]doing nothing, their wise leaders decide to... uh, merge. That was lame.[/spoil]
EPISODE IV
[spoil]despite their numerous efforts to hide it, the forums were beginning to see their true colours. THEN Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans that showed Mattcurr merged DurX for what looked like sort of half decent reasons.... all looked like it may actually be coming up well.[/spoil]
EPISODE V
[spoil]He tries to counter his reputation of being an arrogant, rude and patronising poster by doing more of the same, then passing it off by reiterating how he is going to quit. Gray remain a powerhouse ingame, but they've now become a joke on the forums.[/spoil]
EPISODE VI
[spoil]The only question remaining to the onlookers of this mighty intergalatic screwup is: what's the point?
A collection of players in a tribe with legions of drones [allies] to hurl at their enemies, using the power of the Force [the invite button] to defeat their enemies without stepping into battle. Their leader and some of their most powerful warriors will soon be leaving, and in their wake they intent to leave a path of despair and hatred across all star systems.
They're not trying to rule the galaxy
they aren't fighting for vengeance
they aren't fighting for glory
What are they fighting for?
They will say "Fun," why? Because they've got shit all else.[/spoil]
STAR WARS WOULD'VE BEEN CRAP WITH MERGERS, SO IS TRIBAL WARS.
Discipline yourselves, you must.
Say goodbye now I will.
~Yoda
peace
Spinoff episodes.
EPISODE VII
[spoil]Side 1:
Players: Pocket-Aces
Side 2:
Tribes: Merge
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 2
Side 2: 9
Difference: 7
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 15,975
Side 2: 699,604
Difference: 683,629
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 8,067
Side 2: 49,377
Difference: 41,310
[/spoil]
[spoil]
''Thirty places for the DurX-kings under the sky,
twenty for the Duck-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Matt on his dark throne
In the Land of Merges where the cowards lie.
One Matt to rule them all, One Matt to find them,
One Matt to merge them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Merges where the cowards lie."
Who will be the next to fall?
Who has been given the rings of power?
Who is destined to merge?
Only time will tell...
[/spoil]
MERGED
[spoil]
The Dark Invite
[spoil]
Since that day, Matt has had a chronic fear of Tribal Wars confrontation, and must resolve all disputes as quickly as possible, through use of the invite button.[/spoil]
Welcome to the Jungle
[spoil]
PLAY THIS WHILST READING FOLLOWING POST:
In W67, The mighty W67
A merger happens toniiiiight
In W67, the quiet W67, a merger happens toniiiight
Near the co-ore, the peaceful co-ore
Matt's tribe merges tonight
near the co-ore, the quiet co-ore,
Like every other night
Hush noob tri-ibes, hush noob tri-ibes
no wars will happen tonight
hush noob tri-ibes, hush noob tri-ibes
The invite button's how Matt fiiiights
In W67, mighty W67
Matt's tribe merges toniiiiight
In W67, peaceful W67
Hugging's how to play riiiight
In W67, mighty W67
The rank 1 tribe merges tonight
In W67, peaceful W67
That's how to play it right
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEE
EEE
EEEEEE
That's how to playyyyyy
ittttt
riiiiiiiiiiiight[/spoil]
The Bare Necessities are Crucial
[spoil]
PLAY THIS WHILST READING THE FOLLOWING POST
Look for the, bare necessities
forget those troopish obscenities
the simple bare necessities
forget your nukes and ODA
I mean the bare necessities
for all those merging recipes
bring all your friends, kids and your wife
Wherever I wander
wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder
of your big home
The diplomacy's hugging like no other
everyone's allied and their mother
when you look to a new area
you won't see anyone that's not your lover
cos we only care about the bare necessities
no those nooby troopish obscenities!
Look for the, bare necessities
forget those troopish obscenities
the simple bare necessities
forget your nukes and ODA
I mean the bare necessities
for all those merging recipes
bring all your friends, kids and your wife
Now when you pick a fight
don't worry it's all right
And you annoy a tribe
don't forget the happy vibe
cos there's nothing you can't solve
with a healthy happy dose
Of forgetting the bare necessities
and bringing the invite button into life!
When you pick a fight we'll merge!
whether they're ranked 500th, 5th or 3rd!
because we forget about the:
troopish obscenites, the nooby troopish obscenities
don't worry about getting into fights
when you join old Mattcurr's group
you won't find a single nooby troop
cos who needs 'em, you can always merge!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
forget your useless nukes
'Cause let me tell you something little tribemates
those troopies make Matt puke
and you don't need 'em, cos you can always merge!
[/spoil]
Toying with our emotions
[spoil]
LISTEN TO THIS WHILST READING THIS POST
you've got a friend in me
you've got a friend in me
when it looks like war's ahead
and you're miles from your warm bed
just remember what old Matt said
boy you got a friend in me
yeah, you can merge into me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got allies,I've got 'em too
There isn't anyone I wouldn't merge for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
So come on and merge into me.
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you
Boy, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
for you to merge into me
You've got a friend in me
so come on and merge into meee[/spoil]
LM*AO
[spoil]
LISTEN TO THIS WHILST READING THIS POST
When I walk on by, tribes be looking like damn his points high
I merge to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
this is how i roll, invite button out of control
it's Mattcurr with the big ass tribe
and like a rock he's on a roll, yo
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I Invite
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
When I join on a world, this is what I see
all the noobs stop and staring at me
I got a spot in my tribe and I ain't afraid to fill it, fill it, fill it
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
Yo, when I'm inviting peeps, tribe limit can't handle it all
when I'm in a war, I merge all the tribes in uh huh
This is how I roll, come on recruits it's time to go
we headed to a merge, baby don't be nervous
no troops, just points and we still get service
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
I-I-I invite
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
invite invite invite invite yeah
invite invite invite invite yeah
invite invite invite invite yeah
Everybody join man
come on and join man
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
invite, yeah
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
I-I-I invite
I'M A MASS RECRUITER AND I KNOW IT[/spoil]
Lavender's BooHoos
[spoil]
[spoil]Side 1:
Players: Pocket-Aces
Side 2:
Tribes: Merge
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 2
Side 2: 9
Difference: 7
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 15,975
Side 2: 699,604
Difference: 683,629
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 8,067
Side 2: 49,377
Difference: 41,310
[/spoil]
[spoil]
''Thirty places for the DurX-kings under the sky,
twenty for the Duck-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Matt on his dark throne
In the Land of Merges where the cowards lie.
One Matt to rule them all, One Matt to find them,
One Matt to merge them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Merges where the cowards lie."
Who will be the next to fall?
Who has been given the rings of power?
Who is destined to merge?
Only time will tell...
[/spoil]
MERGED
[spoil]
[spoil]
[/spoil]
He doesn't care who you are, he doesn't care what you want. If you’re looking for a fight, he’ll tell you he can’t give you one… but what he can give you is a very particular set of tribemates, tribemates acquired over a long career of merging. Tribemates that make his tribe a haven for people like you. If you do not contact him, nothing will come of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you ….
[spoil]And he will invite you.[/spoil]
[/spoil]
He doesn't care who you are, he doesn't care what you want. If you’re looking for a fight, he’ll tell you he can’t give you one… but what he can give you is a very particular set of tribemates, tribemates acquired over a long career of merging. Tribemates that make his tribe a haven for people like you. If you do not contact him, nothing will come of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you ….
[spoil]And he will invite you.[/spoil]
The Dark Invite
[spoil]
mattcurr said:
Since that day, Matt has had a chronic fear of Tribal Wars confrontation, and must resolve all disputes as quickly as possible, through use of the invite button.[/spoil]
Welcome to the Jungle
[spoil]
PLAY THIS WHILST READING FOLLOWING POST:
In W67, The mighty W67
A merger happens toniiiiight
In W67, the quiet W67, a merger happens toniiiight
Near the co-ore, the peaceful co-ore
Matt's tribe merges tonight
near the co-ore, the quiet co-ore,
Like every other night
Hush noob tri-ibes, hush noob tri-ibes
no wars will happen tonight
hush noob tri-ibes, hush noob tri-ibes
The invite button's how Matt fiiiights
In W67, mighty W67
Matt's tribe merges toniiiiight
In W67, peaceful W67
Hugging's how to play riiiight
In W67, mighty W67
The rank 1 tribe merges tonight
In W67, peaceful W67
That's how to play it right
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEE
EEE
EEEEEE
That's how to playyyyyy
ittttt
riiiiiiiiiiiight[/spoil]
The Bare Necessities are Crucial
[spoil]
PLAY THIS WHILST READING THE FOLLOWING POST
Look for the, bare necessities
forget those troopish obscenities
the simple bare necessities
forget your nukes and ODA
I mean the bare necessities
for all those merging recipes
bring all your friends, kids and your wife
Wherever I wander
wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder
of your big home
The diplomacy's hugging like no other
everyone's allied and their mother
when you look to a new area
you won't see anyone that's not your lover
cos we only care about the bare necessities
no those nooby troopish obscenities!
Look for the, bare necessities
forget those troopish obscenities
the simple bare necessities
forget your nukes and ODA
I mean the bare necessities
for all those merging recipes
bring all your friends, kids and your wife
Now when you pick a fight
don't worry it's all right
And you annoy a tribe
don't forget the happy vibe
cos there's nothing you can't solve
with a healthy happy dose
Of forgetting the bare necessities
and bringing the invite button into life!
When you pick a fight we'll merge!
whether they're ranked 500th, 5th or 3rd!
because we forget about the:
troopish obscenites, the nooby troopish obscenities
don't worry about getting into fights
when you join old Mattcurr's group
you won't find a single nooby troop
cos who needs 'em, you can always merge!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
forget your useless nukes
'Cause let me tell you something little tribemates
those troopies make Matt puke
and you don't need 'em, cos you can always merge!
Toying with our emotions
[spoil]
LISTEN TO THIS WHILST READING THIS POST
you've got a friend in me
you've got a friend in me
when it looks like war's ahead
and you're miles from your warm bed
just remember what old Matt said
boy you got a friend in me
yeah, you can merge into me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got allies,I've got 'em too
There isn't anyone I wouldn't merge for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
So come on and merge into me.
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you
Boy, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
for you to merge into me
You've got a friend in me
so come on and merge into meee
LM*AO
[spoil]
LISTEN TO THIS WHILST READING THIS POST
When I walk on by, tribes be looking like damn his points high
I merge to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
this is how i roll, invite button out of control
it's Mattcurr with the big ass tribe
and like a rock he's on a roll, yo
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I Invite
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
When I join on a world, this is what I see
all the noobs stop and staring at me
I got a spot in my tribe and I ain't afraid to fill it, fill it, fill it
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
Yo, when I'm inviting peeps, tribe limit can't handle it all
when I'm in a war, I merge all the tribes in uh huh
This is how I roll, come on recruits it's time to go
we headed to a merge, baby don't be nervous
no troops, just points and we still get service
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
I-I-I invite
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
invite invite invite invite yeah
invite invite invite invite yeah
invite invite invite invite yeah
Everybody join man
come on and join man
I'm a mass recruiter and I know it
invite, yeah
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
ah gurl look at that merger
I-I-I invite
I-I-I invite
I'M A MASS RECRUITER AND I KNOW IT
Lavender's BooHoos
[spoil]
[spoil]
[/spoil]Ode to a lavender. (play whilst reading)
Lavender Shoes, silly silly
Lavender shoes.
He is a shit player
and a shit leader too.
Who told me so, silly silly?
who told me so?
twas my own eyes, silly silly
reading his posts
Call up your friends, silly silly
let them all know
if you like having allies
his tribe's the place to go
If you try fighting, silly silly
he'll just say no
attack some of his members, silly silly
and out they will go
Lavender Shoes, silly silly
Lavender shoes
he is a mergeaholic
and a hugging noob too.
Who told me so, silly silly
who told me so?
'twas mine own eyes, silly silly,
reading
his
poooosts
[/spoil]
Lavender Shoes, silly silly
Lavender shoes.
He is a shit player
and a shit leader too.
Who told me so, silly silly?
who told me so?
twas my own eyes, silly silly
reading his posts
Call up your friends, silly silly
let them all know
if you like having allies
his tribe's the place to go
If you try fighting, silly silly
he'll just say no
attack some of his members, silly silly
and out they will go
Lavender Shoes, silly silly
Lavender shoes
he is a mergeaholic
and a hugging noob too.
Who told me so, silly silly
who told me so?
'twas mine own eyes, silly silly,
reading
his
poooosts
NB, bear in mind I'm not in Merge (or any tribe) so I don't have any special insight or anything. For that reason I doubt these will keep coming, but for now, meh, why not
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