1001+TW Excuses

[DeletedUser]

The idea is copied from a thread in an earlier world (W32 to be exact). Everyone has noticed that everytime people/tribes lose a war they have got a million lame ass excuses to explain why they lost? became extinct? And so on?

So please quote the ones you have seen or make up new ones. I am sure that in the future these would come in useful and become a resource for leaders of tribes in this world and the news ones to come. I will start

1. We iz lost because my adorable new puppy took up all my time. (classic this:lol

2. We iz lost because everybody in my tribe is noobs and pointwhores (except me).

3. We iz lost because this is just a dumbass game and RL is more important anyways.

4. We iz lost because my grandfather died (for the 3rd time and in a different world).

5. We iz lost because aliens abducted me and probed me, so that even when I got back I couldn't sit in front of the computer.

 

[DeletedUser]

We lost because I achieved perfect results at A level and the rest of you are stupid.

We lost because My mam took away the internet from me

We lost because I had your mam. Your dad too.

 

[Faetzy]

'We lost because i bought a puppy'

'We lost because we got ganged'

'We lost because we got bored'

'We lost because we were too friendly'

 

[Rvglos]

we lost because ther was a blue cross sale a Debenhams, while I was shopping there attacks landed!

 

[DeletedUser]

This isnt TW, but one time in an online game this one guy was afk, and when he got back his excuse was "the cops came and I had to hide my pot"


lol

 

[DeletedUser78467]

"We lost because our leader was in Spain getting laid." :lol:

"We lost because IT'S ALL ACTUALLY PART OF A MASTER PLAN." :icon_twisted:

"We lost because of the 2012 apocalypse."

"We lost because we use Internet Explorer."

"We lost because of global warming." :icon_eek:

"We lost because we were fighting 1nS4n3." :icon_biggrin:

"We lost because...well...this game SUCKS! *keyboard slam*"

"we lst cause there good at sniping and we cant coordinate."
My Maurice impersonation.

 

[DeletedUser]

We lost because scout nukes don't defend well.

 

[DeletedUser]

We lost because scout nukes don't defend well.

bad excuse....scout nukes defend well against scouts :icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser]

24. We iz lost because they used illegal scripts.

25. We iz lost because my account and those of two of my barons
was hacked.

26. We iz lost because I got high (true this, once:icon_biggrin).

27. We iz lost because that sheep outside was making eyes at me.

PS. qawsedzxc123321 dude, this is excuses. Please post some. Thank you

 

[DeletedUser]

bad excuse....scout nukes defend well against scouts :icon_biggrin:

Not mine

2000 rams and the rest are scouts. (rams are for the walls so the scouts don't die) :icon_wink:

 

[Rvglos]

we lost beacuse i ordered a KFC bargin bucket and it took longer to eat than expected!

we lost because it was dole day and I went to the bookies

We lost beasue my boss made we work late............I hate ther F***ker

 

[DeletedUser]

We iz lost because other tribes merging. (and we can't)
We iz lost because of world settings. (then why you joined lol)
We iz lost because can't win against pointwhore. (they got more troops?)