Cannon

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Fire the cannon, the biscuits mislead the weary with a stone eye rolling towards the catflap will explode if its touch with the true love can keep biscuits away from fire as they burn with such frequency all barcodes read as porn magazines fluttering from the sky hitting nuns unaware with yellow spikes protuding from its back it ate mainly low level shrubbery is used to concel hidden treasures such as gates and fish swimming through the blender into the cupboard where they hide in the carpets slowly festering untill cabbage sprouts from my ears flap and the doors open and we take cheese to sunday lunches and rub it on all the plates we can see and sniff the butler as he hammers a hedgehog into the jammed lock s around the barbequed ham dripping with paperclips defend your honour with a knife and a cucumber is all you need for a loving salad to steal your children from time to time a coffee suits a bride like a gun firing thimbles full of horses into the mouth of an advancing horde of unknown errors plagueing your telephone ringing endlessly through the night as no one is home to help deliver the psychaedelic drugs make life a lot more interesting except the lizards are racist andtie knots in the hair of puppies and throw them into burning cars as they speed towards a boiling kettle no one suspected to be the real mastermind behind the beans spy ring has found us, flee now untill the spaceship arrives with more wheat to stuff down your pants and run as fast as you can, they will chase you but thats half the fun of religious interludes is the cream pies produced my shaking monopoly boardgames in every toy shop you visit to check they are fresh and not carrying your unborn child lives in malta with a bug eyed florescent parrot that fliess it from port to port selling their wares to unsuspecting sheep as they graze mindlessly the helicopters crash into them in a coordinated attack of the mind and soul, in a biscuit tin of dispair and justice. Rinse the carrots and peel them gently, for who knows what knowledge they posess to use against you. She rubs the lotion on her skin or else she gets the hose again. :scout: :heavycavalry: :lightcavalry: :scout: :heavycavalry: :lightcavalry: :scout: :heavycavalry: :lightcavalry:
 

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It's like one of those stories you end up writing on your fridge with those magnetic word sets

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DeletedUser

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It's like one of those stories you end up writing on your fridge with those magnetic word sets

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LOL I haven't gone that far with mine...and I didn't know you could even get "Vagina" and "Cock" and "Penis" as fridge magnets!
 

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LOL I haven't gone that far with mine...and I didn't know you could even get "Vagina" and "Cock" and "Penis" as fridge magnets!

Sure you can, you can buy the magets separate, and then print off words that you type up..so yeah lol
 

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i hereby resurrect this thread for the good of all things necro :icon_eek:
 
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