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I know many of you often sit awake in your villages at night, thinking, I wonder what's that Duff guy up to?
And mmm, I bet they're good at what they do... :icon_wink:
Well look no further! It is time for the DUFF! State of Union Address! Undress? :icon_confused:
(Kazoos trumpet bellowingly.)
DUFF:
(rendered in 3rd person because it is more objective.)
Duff is locked in epic mortal man-on-one-thousand combat with Mr men. In this instance however, Duff is the thousand.
Stats:
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: Duffbdat
Side 2:
Tribes: Mr Men
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers:
Side 1: 6
Side 2: 26
Difference: 20
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 4
Side 2: 0
Difference: 4
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 15,173
Side 2: 35,993
Difference: 20,820
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12,465
Side 2: 0
Difference: 12,465
I love how this illustrates Mr Men's very low point per village nobled. They have done nothing but prop themselves up pointwise by taking worthless villages. But good strategy though. :icon_rolleyes:
He will have another 3.7k Mr Men village in a few hours.
http://en33.tribalwars.net/public_report/b51926397986e7c7e1cdc2e0cf0989e6
Duff has yet to have better than +6% luck whenever he tries to kill anything. But -15.7% is better than the -22% he usually averages.
Unfortunately Mr Dreamy barely managed to kill the 4th noble with that. It was Duff's own fault really for leaving too much time. But I think he did it subsconsciously for the easy ODA. Ah well. Loyalty was at 17 in that Mr Dreamy village. The end for that village is inevitable... and coming quick.
Despicably, that seems to be the only excitement from the war. Duff has not lost more than 500 axe since the start of pleasantry exchanges late Monday.
Duff's Journal Entry 3/28/09:
The effect of morale is becoming more palpable with each passing day... My men are drinking in the streets, wrestling with each other, engaging in lewd acts, sometimes with each other, just general bacchanalia disgustingness everywhere. :icon_cry: There is no God.
WHAT CAN I DO!?!?! BLAST YOU! CRUEL MISTRESS OF SUCCESS!!!! YOU ARE LIKE A COLD STEEL KNIFE WAITING FOR ME TO THRUST YOU UPON MINE BREAST! BUT NAY! NEEEEEVVEER!!!! :icon_redface:
KRANG! Dominates ODA Ranks!
Rank Name Defeated
1 jp68plus1 121.337
2 crasher 113.933
3 Duffbdat 103.008
KRANG! Dominates Continent Ranks!
K55
Rank Name Tribe Points Villages Total villages
1 Duffbdat KRANG! 41.513 11 11
2 crasher KRANG! 30.236 7 9
K44
Rank Name Tribe Points Villages Total villages
1 Impulses SIKE 69.370 20 21
2 jp68plus1 KRANG! 40.737 14 14
KRANG! DOMINATES!
Just general silliness really. There's not a lot of new material in this forum.
And mmm, I bet they're good at what they do... :icon_wink:
Well look no further! It is time for the DUFF! State of Union Address! Undress? :icon_confused:
(Kazoos trumpet bellowingly.)
DUFF:
(rendered in 3rd person because it is more objective.)
Duff is locked in epic mortal man-on-one-thousand combat with Mr men. In this instance however, Duff is the thousand.
Stats:
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: Duffbdat
Side 2:
Tribes: Mr Men
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers:
Side 1: 6
Side 2: 26
Difference: 20
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 4
Side 2: 0
Difference: 4
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 15,173
Side 2: 35,993
Difference: 20,820
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12,465
Side 2: 0
Difference: 12,465
I love how this illustrates Mr Men's very low point per village nobled. They have done nothing but prop themselves up pointwise by taking worthless villages. But good strategy though. :icon_rolleyes:
He will have another 3.7k Mr Men village in a few hours.
http://en33.tribalwars.net/public_report/b51926397986e7c7e1cdc2e0cf0989e6
Duff has yet to have better than +6% luck whenever he tries to kill anything. But -15.7% is better than the -22% he usually averages.
Unfortunately Mr Dreamy barely managed to kill the 4th noble with that. It was Duff's own fault really for leaving too much time. But I think he did it subsconsciously for the easy ODA. Ah well. Loyalty was at 17 in that Mr Dreamy village. The end for that village is inevitable... and coming quick.
Despicably, that seems to be the only excitement from the war. Duff has not lost more than 500 axe since the start of pleasantry exchanges late Monday.
Duff's Journal Entry 3/28/09:
The effect of morale is becoming more palpable with each passing day... My men are drinking in the streets, wrestling with each other, engaging in lewd acts, sometimes with each other, just general bacchanalia disgustingness everywhere. :icon_cry: There is no God.
WHAT CAN I DO!?!?! BLAST YOU! CRUEL MISTRESS OF SUCCESS!!!! YOU ARE LIKE A COLD STEEL KNIFE WAITING FOR ME TO THRUST YOU UPON MINE BREAST! BUT NAY! NEEEEEVVEER!!!! :icon_redface:
KRANG! Dominates ODA Ranks!
Rank Name Defeated
1 jp68plus1 121.337
2 crasher 113.933
3 Duffbdat 103.008
KRANG! Dominates Continent Ranks!
K55
Rank Name Tribe Points Villages Total villages
1 Duffbdat KRANG! 41.513 11 11
2 crasher KRANG! 30.236 7 9
K44
Rank Name Tribe Points Villages Total villages
1 Impulses SIKE 69.370 20 21
2 jp68plus1 KRANG! 40.737 14 14
KRANG! DOMINATES!
Just general silliness really. There's not a lot of new material in this forum.
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