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DeletedUser

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No. Not even I hate DSL. I just have a strong dislike for several players they house. And on the same note the utmost respect for several of their players as well.

just wondering.. am I hated or respected???
 

DeletedUser

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-squints eye-

Surely discussion about whether DSL is hated or not, and whether they hate everyone or not, could be taken to a DSL war thread? M'failing to see many IG mails here. :p
 

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slayer2292 said:
well. I gotta say you are a bit of both. Have to respect the skills to get an account that big and having talked with you via skype ya seem nice enough but your world forum style has ya in the hated list :icon_razz:

And We are now back on topic.. ...

hehehe
 

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TIMJONS today at 04:33
well bones may be getting greedy by attacking you but do you think you can support all of your villages from me? because i have no problem traveling that distance i've done if before it's how i got to K33 from K14. so don't push your luck or you'll be bumped to the top of my priority. also on a side note if you think you'll push your luck let me just say watch my ODD over the next 96 hours it's at aprox 750K now.
magic1996 today at 04:56
well you will be surprised who is sitting this account,i love your funny ways,talk to ziggy and you will know who you are talking to,and trust me i am no mug
TIMJONS today at 05:01
nah heres the deal you tell me or you don't I DON"T CARE. if you were [player]madlax.[/player] that would do nill to save this account and to even try would help me out even more!
magic1996 today at 05:05
wrong try again fool
TIMJONS today at 05:10
ow do explain how you can help the account your sitting? because i'm no fool i know this game inside and out better then you obviously (btw i don't care if you are twice my size that just show you're a point whore noone bother to attack yet)
magic1996 today at 05:12
if your saw my OD you would worry
TIMJONS today at 05:14
really if you read the rules you'd no why i don't:) also what your ODD that just shows that you've sucicded a lot of your troops in your own village same for your ODA it means nothing to me you should see whats currently sitting in my village let me just say it gives me a total of billions of defensive points against general, cavalry and archers!
magic1996 today at 05:18
i think you will find its all ODA,and you think you have just started a fight with us,again mistaken,you tribe and all that associates with you,are hated,nobody likes you,you are living on borrowed time,go on try me,if your soooooooooooo good attack me,your a joke,always were and always will be,you have not long left,send your nukes to there graves,or just be a coward and sit there and let us take your villages
TIMJONS today at 05:20
ow really thats why nubbes, froststorm, writingfireangle, pimpsmurf, and so many others support me because they hate me! perfect logic also you'll seee i have some ODA as well.
TIMJONS today at 05:21
Opponents defeated: 3.044.146 (505.) ow nice i wish i could top that!
magic1996 today at 05:22
i can
TIMJONS today at 05:24
perhaps you are blind but i already have!
magic1996 today at 05:25
who are you talking to?
TIMJONS today at 05:26
well i though you? who am i talking to?
also perhaps you should attack me i'd like to stay out of your K for now besides my tribemates are more then a match for you!
magic1996 today at 05:28
oh yeah they are beating us(please check twstats)
TIMJONS today at 05:31
well heres the deal i haven't nobled one of /S villages untill now check that but now that i've begun there will be a grand total of 0 of you guys in K33 K44 and K34. check that out in fact i'm attacking one of you right now when my nuke lands he will de dead and my nobles will begin to roll.
magic1996 today at 05:34
boooooooooooooooring,you talk the talk,like all of your joke tribe,when we turn our attention to you,you will cry like all the rest
"help please we are being attacked"
"what do you need"
"everything,send it all"
"ok its on its way,hold on"
"too late they nobled it"
does that sound familiar,mug
TIMJONS today at 05:36
back at you i have seen any nukes added to the 14 i already have to deal with.
no i've not lost that many villages that i didn't give away.
TIMJONS today at 05:39
well your hands may be tied but mine are not i can attack either one of you if i had such a desire to lose my nukes for so long keep that in mind.
magic1996 today at 05:39
14,haha,dont make me laugh,thats what it took to take the last village i nobled,you are far from the war,you will be getting a lot of heat now,i have your number
TIMJONS today at 05:41
good you (insert words) come and get me
P.S. put what ever insult there you what i'm too busy to chose from the massive number of ones that fit!
magic1996 today at 05:47
because you have no imagination,just a bit thick,just like your tribe,are you still nobling barbs
TIMJONS today at 05:50
you tell me they made twstats for a reason use it. also i have a question!
Are my days really numbered?
magic1996 today at 05:52
well have you????,who is winning????
oh yeah,i am now gonna make it my mission to send 12 nukes to 1 of your villages
TIMJONS today at 05:54
ow goodie. by the way you finnally got one right:) my days are number but guess what yours are numbered even lower!
magic1996 today at 05:55
your mickey mouse tribe has been saying that for 3 months,but then i killed 40 nukes in 1 day
TIMJONS today at 05:56
oh no you have killed 40 nukes in one day but that there ust proves you ran for help because all your villages being defense and having 0 offense you couldn't pull that off!
magic1996 today at 05:58
haha,wouldnt you like to know,and i had no help
TIMJONS today at 05:59
BS thats a total impossibility you don't have enough villages i ain't stupid.
magic1996 today at 05:59
they only attacked 4 villages,not organised
magic1996 today at 06:01
let me ask a question,how mant nukes does it take you to get a village
TIMJONS today at 06:03
well that changes it you are even more full of it. unless they sent them 15 hours apart (wait they can't thats not one day) you lie plus you've just proven my point i ain't them i will organize mine and you will die.
haha can't say it depends on the village a barb 0 for me but 3 for you. an active player between 2-infinty depending on size of player and size ofhis allies i have 14 coming at one village they land with in a time of 3 hours and 4 nobles the attacker however wil not get my village it's number 41 you can watch it if i haven't lost it by the time the break starts i ain't gonna!
magic1996 today at 06:07
are you calling me a liar,haha,i dont lie,i stretch the truth
we are on the front line here,every village need at least 10 nukes,fully stacked with 1k cats and at least 6k hc,with all the usual defense as well
TIMJONS today at 06:13
1,20 Mio. too bad your total ODD is too low to have killed 40 nukes let alone only counting one day of your TW life!
and yes you are lieing through you teeth send me those nukes NOW!

this is your points for the last week
+190 +552 +450 +275 +10,037 +832 +587
this is your ODD for the last week
0 0 0 0 0 0 0

this is your number of villages taken last week
0 0 0 0 +1 0 0

this is your ODA last week
+62,779 0 0 +315 +57,012 +55,600 0
magic1996 today at 06:14
who said anything about last week,they dont attack me anymore because of that attck
TIMJONS today at 06:18
well now you have me to deal with and your ODD is still too low to begin with.
now to see some real stats.
Points: 500,817
OD Rank: 420. (3,985,632 score)
OD Attack Rank: 310. (3,244,368 score)
OD Defense Rank: 672. (741,264 score
points
+17,123 +10,426 +8,918 +10,698 +11,578 +5,513 +9,146
villages
+3 +1 +2 +1 +1 +1 +1
ODT
+26,968 +75,519 +8,651 +39,829 +39,041 +49,768 +90,119
ODA
+26,968 +75,519 +8,651 +39,829 +38,143 +49,523 +90,119
ODD
0 0 0 0 +898 +245 0
next i'll do war stats.
magic1996 today at 06:21
thats last week,no they attacked me 2 months ago,my ODD went up 1 million in a day
i have 1k cats in all my villages now,i have some friendsw that like me believe it or not,ziggy has told me we are gonna get heat,well bring it on
TIMJONS today at 06:23
you right i don't believe it you have a freind! well okay but just wait 96 hours to see what my ODD can do and thats not acurate because today my ODD went up 250K when i killed 2 nukes a train and a scouting attack.
magic1996 today at 06:24
so who is attacking you,are we?
TIMJONS today at 06:25
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: TIMJONS
Side 2:
nope [ally]ARISEN[/ally] but they will fail!
Tribes: /S
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0
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ow i love the damage you did to me!
TIMJONS today at 06:26
Side 1:
Tribes: Grim
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: /S
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers:
Side 1: 34
Side 2: 86
Difference: 52
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Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 1
Difference: 1
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Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 78,701
Side 2: 493,829
Difference: 415,128
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 4,417
Difference: 4,417
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nar stats you took one freaken village!
magic1996 today at 06:26
fk off,your not fighting them,you cant win that,i can maybe get them to stop attacking
TIMJONS today at 06:30
ow wow now it's 4 guess what i can do that in one day. and watch it i might just do that and take your villages with me i mean yours not this accounts.
TIMJONS today at 06:31
Side 1:
Tribes: Grim R3AP
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: /S
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers:
Side 1: 114
Side 2: 86
Difference: 28
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Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 4
Difference: 4
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Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 467,687
Side 2: 493,829
Difference: 26,142
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 28,570
Difference: 28,570
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TIMJONS today at 06:33
Side 1:
Tribes: Grim R3AP T.O.W.
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: /S
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 4
Difference: 4
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 28,570
Difference: 28,570
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magic1996 today at 06:33
boring,nobody has taken a village of each other
TIMJONS today at 06:34
well thats about to change!
magic1996 today at 06:35
yeah i know,we are gonna take some of you,haha
TIMJONS today at 06:35
really i want to see this tel me how you will do so without attacking me?
TIMJONS today at 06:36
Side 1:
Tribes: Grim R3AP T.O.W.
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: /S
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 4
Difference: 4
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 28,570
Difference: 28,570
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TIMJONS today at 06:36
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: TIMJONS
Side 2:
Tribes:
Players: luvnutts
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 4
Side 2: 0
Difference: 4
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 24,634
Side 2: 0
Difference: 24,634
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magic1996 today at 06:37
who you?,not yet,your too full of yourself,i have others to deal with first
TIMJONS today at 06:38
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: TIMJONS
Side 2:
Tribes:
Players: luvnutts
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 4
Side 2: 0
Difference: 4
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 24,634
Side 2: 0
Difference: 24,634
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hmm you will succeed where arisen failed? they've been attacking i've been defending and heres all the good they did
TIMJONS today at 06:38
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: TIMJONS
Side 2:
Tribes: Arisen
Players:
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0
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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 0
Difference: 0
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magic1996 today at 06:39
you are not waring arisen,are you mad
TIMJONS today at 06:42
want to bet?
magic1996 today at 06:43
dont do it,fk you have enough to worry with us
TIMJONS today at 06:44
just ask [player]aidannn[/player] what is about to happen to every troops he owns!
magic1996 today at 06:46
noooooooooooo,dont start another war,seriously you dont need it
TIMJONS today at 06:47
too late that one happened before you besides it's not like you are worth the trouble of warring i'll let me 25K point newbies handle you.
magic1996 today at 06:48
they are a big tribe,dont get into trouble here
TIMJONS today at 06:48
i like trouble!
magic1996 today at 06:51
dont do it,seriously,just our 2 tribes,dont get them invovled
TIMJONS today at 06:56
why are you not welcoming the help afraid they will take me out before you can try if so don't worry they can't.
TIMJONS today at 06:58
45 xongorx 26,501 5 5,300 0 -8,423 -8,586 -9,572 0 0 -6,946
lot of good he is!
TIMJONS today at 06:59
43 kn0ttie 40,663 5 8,133 +661 -11,187 +1,004 -8,355 -7,257 +123 -8,756
oo now i'm sacred of this player
magic1996 today at 06:59
no,just dont do it,you will have to fight them on your own,how will you get support
TIMJONS today at 07:00
40 magic1996 47,840 8 5,980 +37 +96 +59 +455 +302 +326 -13,213 i've seen better gains from inactives!
TIMJONS today at 07:00
who said i need it?
17 dbllpwnsu 247,794 25 9,912 +472 0 0 0 +58 +1,209 +410
o nice noble!
magic1996 today at 07:01
well you are on your own,trust me if 6 players attck you,you are fked,dont do it
TIMJONS today at 07:02
16 oshman8273 269,337 33 8,162 +190 +552 +450 +275 +10,037 +832 +587
oh look at me i noble once a week!

wow i can't fight 6 players thats odd because i was pretty darn sure all of [ally]REMWM?[/ally] wants m dead too ow wait it was there nukes i ambushed last night!

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magic1996 today at 07:04
i noble once a week because every village takes 10 full nukes.10k axes,2klc,300rams....10 of them
dont overstretch yourself
TIMJONS today at 07:05
hahaha dang i really don't know what to say but the fact that i nobled 6 this week and i don't have 60 nukes with 60 villages!
magic1996 today at 07:07
yeah i dont care about that,but you need to know,thats what a war is,it takes a lot to take villages
TIMJONS today at 07:07
also you have 10 nukes of 10K axes? not really it take me next to nothing because i'm smart!
magic1996 today at 07:09
i am gonna mail ziggy on this,i dont want you getting into trouble
TIMJONS today at 07:14
whats ziggy going to do order me to stand down?
magic1996 today at 07:16
who the fk are you,if your tribe tells you to do something,you do it,do not push me here,i hav e been patient with you,but i respect ziggy,if he tells you to stop you fking stop,this is not about you now,this is about your tribe
TIMJONS today at 07:17
haha and when does the tribe tell the duke what to do?
TIMJONS today at 07:18
exactly my tribe as in i'm freaken incharge! and if [ally]DSL[/ally] says continue?
magic1996 today at 07:20
your no fking duke,trust me,if your were you would not be attacking another tribe,you would be talking to the other tribes,do not test me here,i am getting angry,ziggy would not put up with it
TIMJONS today at 07:20
haha i'm not duke read the tribes profile!
magic1996 today at 07:21
are you trying me now,go on do it,
TIMJONS today at 07:22
okay read it again and now for the icing on the cake
magic1996 today at 07:23
before it was banter,go on try your luck,attack them,dont talk about it,i will look on twstats,and in a week you will be dead
TIMJONS today at 07:24
tribal profile can't exceed 2000 charcters i guess i'l have to cut it short look a gain in a few minutes.
TIMJONS today at 07:30
now look again!
magic1996 today at 07:33
well if yuo are a duke i feel sorry for your tribe,you are starting a war on your own,what about your tribemates,you dont give a fk about them,sorry your attitude is wrong,and you will not get backup from anyone,you will be on your own,good luck but you will need a lot of support
try this,when the tribe you are attacking have 6 major players attacking you with 15 nukes each,seriously,how do you think you will get on with no support,think hard on this
TIMJONS today at 07:37
ow ARISEN knows not to bring them in it's just me and them:) too bad i'll be stealing all the glory from you!
magic1996 today at 07:38
what about your tribemates,you are being selfiss here,are they ready for war,you are but are they,think about this
TIMJONS today at 07:41
really if i do this my tribe falls under [ally]DSL[/ally]'s protection. if anything i'm most likely sacrificing myself for my tribe i go down so that they may grow up and honor my memory when i die in a balze of glory on the battle field unlike you who will die and noone will have herd you're name except to here me say i have kiled yet another guy you don't know about.
magic1996 today at 07:43
but dsl are not around here,this is tla territory,you need to think first
TIMJONS today at 07:45
and you are not arisen:) and you have no idea how far my power spreads and to whom i've touch or which top players i've made them what they are today:) there areplayers much larger then me who owe their knowledge to me which is what made them so big. (you are not one of them because you can't even noble 1 village a day. i bet you use 10 nukes per each 325 point barb you noble.
magic1996 today at 07:47
and you do not know my power,i do not want you to get into a war you cannot win,you cannot win this,trust me
TIMJONS today at 07:49
thank you for your concern but i will win!
magic1996 today at 07:52
you will not,dont do this,if 3-4 major players attack you.you are fked
TIMJONS today at 07:53
just wait and see but they can't breach my wall as it is right now.
magic1996 today at 07:55
trust me,the major players are now helping plaayers like me and you,do not piss them off,just hold tight,get invovled in the war
TIMJONS today at 07:56
you will see soon that to stay nuetral is impossible for me as i'm on the frontline! but time will revile all and trust me they won't be caught dead with the likes of you.
magic1996 today at 07:57
we are not fking neutral,OD says that,but dont get invovled in this,you are my enemy and i am trying to help you
TIMJONS today at 08:22
and thats the first mistke i don't trust help from my enemy and you don't realize i've been a big part of the war since it bagan!
magic1996 today at 08:23
take it or leave it,ask ziggy,we are enemy but we never lie to each other
TIMJONS today at 08:27
thats not to say you don't lie to me besides you may see things differently if you make it past WWII
magic1996 today at 08:35
well i have mailed ziggy now,i really dont give a fk now,i think you are a selfish player,you do what you want,but i do not respect you
TIMJONS today at 20:02
good because you've shown nothing to make me respect you and i don't care if those i don't respect, respect me or not. but in any case i will take you down just as soon as my other targets fall.
magic1996 today at 20:15
boooooooooooooring
TIMJONS today at 20:16
then why don't you send me those 12 nukes in the mean time? i'd love to have them over for christmas!
magic1996 today at 20:21
i have explained myself to you now,i have forwarded our mails to those concerned,i want fk all to do with you now,you will be getting some attention soon,i have good contacts in arisen,do what you fking want
TIMJONS today at 20:34
to who? who is concerned?
ow no please don't tell ARISEN about my plans to retaliate from their 14 nukes i'm killing please what ever you do don't to that!
magic1996 today at 21:04
you have been warned,do not underestimate me,just fking talk to ziggy
TIMJONS today at 21:04
i have:)
magic1996 today at 21:05
good,dont be fking stupid here
TIMJONS today at 21:06
but i can't help it:)
magic1996 today at 21:08
yeah i am also like that,but you need to think about your tribe as well,you cant fight us both
TIMJONS today at 21:11
why not?
and just to be clear i never underestimated you but it seems i may have over estimated you, oshman
magic1996 today at 21:13
because you will lose,dont fking do this
i see you have talken to ziggy,we have a respect for each other,we dont like each other,but we talk,and he is a very capable guy
TIMJONS today at 21:18
I can't help it any more i have to share this mail with the whole of W29! and yes i've spoken with ziggy and like most things they just didn't stick my tiny brain as being important!
part three and the reason for multiple posts is it was too long for one apparently so this is how i had to do it.

disclaimer to all tribes and players mentioned by me in this mail: NOTHING said in this mail can be taken at face value everything said was to taunt oshman8273 a.k.a magic1996. i have made no plans against ARISEN or WMREM? other then the fact that both have attacked me and both were stopped at my wall never to return again.

though arisen i must say i welcome the ODD you bring me but do you think DSL is just so week that you can ingnore them to come after me? and REMWM you really need to get your diplomacy figure out as i thought we had alliance but one of your guys thinks we have NAP and two others are attacking me?

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I enjoy reading timjons posts... makes me chuckle before i go to bed.. puts me on a good note to have silly joke like dreams.
 
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