Pwny

DeletedUser68295

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I completed this survey with the utmost level of seriousness. I am highly serious. So serious that the joker can't even ask me why I am so serious.
 

LastApparatus

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That calls for a serious cat picture. Big time. But I'm not trendy enough to have the awesome googling skills to find and post said serious cat picture.
 

DeletedUser68295

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serious-cat.jpg

seriously.
 

DeletedUser68295

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All pwnies are serious coz getting pwnt is serious business.
 

crimsoni

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1. What is a nuke?
A sex term.

2. Give FIVE REASONS (no less) why you would attack one of your own villages.
1. Farming
2. Rebellion
3. Bored
4. Sad
5. Homicidal business that concerns only myself.

3. What is backtiming and can you do it?
Where if you lose something, you back track until you find it. Sure.

4. What village type ratio do you favour? i.e. Def:eek:ff:sc.
I don't understand.

5. Whats the first ten buildings, in precise order, that you build for startup
Statue...from there on out I consult the help of better players.

6. Best rank from a previous world?
#1

7. Perfect troop:point ratio?
1:12

8. Is Ashmodai really a carebear?
They make Indian carebears?

9. Who would win an arm-wrestling match between Hastyr and LastApparatus?
Hastyr would, but only if strength wasn't involved.

10. witheringxuponxlove, Grumpy Dwarf, LastApparatus and clippaclippa spawn in your 7x7, do you restart?
I would greet my fellow tribemates.

11. Who is smexier TehDarkOne* or Last Apparatus?
LA?

12. Favourite hobby?
Lets just say it involves my right hand.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Yeah, but I snort coke to help it level down.

15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
I don't have the strength to hug.

16. Middle name?
Weeeeeed...

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
Smoke
Pop
Inject

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Weed
Coke
Xanax

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Bud light
Nothing else is coming to me.

20. Current worry right now?
When am I going to overdose?

21. Current hate right now?
The ability to overdose.

22. Favourite place to be?
In the bed, focusing on my favorite hobby.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Huh?

24. Where would you like to go?
The real world.

25. What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Thongs all the way.

26. Do you own slippers?
I would, but my dog bought them from me so I could earn some quick cash.

27. What shirt are you wearing?
...Shirts?

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Is that some kind of fire sheets or something?

29. Can you whistle?
Whistling is my objective. I'm a construction worker.

30. Favourite colour(s)?
Pink...

31. Would you be a pirate?
Pirates aren't go-getters.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Shower?

33. Favourite girl's name?
Darcy

34. Favourite boy's name?
Darcy

35. What's in your pocket right now?
My homemade dil.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Your mom.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
The ones that weren't so sticky.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I had a splinter in the tip of my finger the other day.

39. Do you love where you live?
No...yes...maybe.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Fool, you can't hear people over the internet.

42. How many dogs do you have?
2

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so, I'm married.

45. What is your favourite book?
Your face.

46. What is your favourite candy?
I can't eat candy.

47. What is your favourite sports team?
Football is my favorite sports team.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
They have funerals on TW?

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Probably getting high. I can't remember last night.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
What did I do last night?

51. Do you like blue cheese?
No, last I heard, blue cheese was talking some smack. Next time I see it, I'll stick it right in the face.

52. Have you ever smoked Heroin?
I have faced the inevitable before.

53. Do you own a gun?
Do I look like female?

54. Who is your favourite Disney princess?
There is only one...right?

55. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yeah. My THC levels are in dangerous quantities.

56. What do you think of hot dogs?
He's a homie.

57. Favourite Christmas song?
I'm a jew. I'm too greedy with my money to spend it all on my child for Christmas. Or at least that is what I tell him when everyone else is celebrating Christmas and we are at a non-profit park.

58. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Refer to question 19.

59. Can you do push ups?
I do them everyday night in the bed.

60. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
My belly button ring.
 

DeletedUser

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lol this looks fun hastyr

1. What is a nuke?


2. Give FIVE REASONS (no less) why you would attack one of your own villages. Boredom, drunk, high, Building oda and odd up :icon_wink:, I thought there was a ghost in my village.


3. What is backtiming and can you do it? wtf is that, I could try


4. What village type ratio do you favour? i.e. Def:eek:ff:sc.. defense, lots of spear, sword, archys and sometimes HC. Offense, Lots of horseys and those axe guys who ride catapults and rams.


5. Whats the first ten buildings, in precise order, that you build for startup
Does it matter, I just get a sitter to do everything while i go play basketball :icon_wink:


6. Best rank from a previous world?
ummm, about 250 on world 1 (first real answer)


7. Perfect troop:point ratio? i dont know what the hell your asking, Just troops and building shit.


8. Is Ashmodai really a carebear? of course :)


9. Who would win an arm-wrestling match between Hastyr and LastApparatus? Hastyr, Ive known him longer.


10. witheringxuponxlove, Grumpy Dwarf, LastApparatus and clippaclippa spawn in your 7x7, do you restart? No, I bitch at them until they stop attacking.


11. Who is smexier TehDarkOne* or Last Apparatus? Last App


12. Favourite hobby? Sports and your wife.


14. Do you have A.D.D.? No


15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I cant make layups, only 3 pointers.


16. Middle name? Gray


17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment... This girl, Hastyr's gay pic he post, i dont know if i can make it through 50 of these bastards.


18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. steak, gum, clothes i guess.


19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. water, gatorade/powerade/vitamin water, and lemonade


20. Current worry right now? this ho


21. Current hate right now? my rapping ability


22. Favourite place to be? New York City


23. How did you bring in the New Year? Drunk, wait that was last year, i was sick :icon_sad:


24. Where would you like to go? college


25. What kind of underwear are you wearing? freeballing


26. Do you own slippers? sadly yes, dont wear them


27. What shirt are you wearing? NBA store new york shirt


28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? it would be nice haha


29. Can you whistle? yes, why?


30. Favourite colour(s)? orange, black, red.


31. Would you be a pirate? Sure, Im good at boating, Im cuban.


32. What songs do you sing in the shower? come find out big boy :icon_wink:


33. Favourite girl's name? Beverly, moneyman09's mother :icon_twisted:


34. Favourite boy's name? Mine, look it up


35. What's in your pocket right now? no pockets


36. Last thing that made you laugh? this applicaition


37. Best bed sheets as a child? the ones i didnt piss on? hahaha


38. Worst injury you've ever had? broken elbow.


39. Do you love where you live? yes ish


40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 5?


41. Who is your loudest friend? APL


42. How many dogs do you have? enough


43. Does someone have a crush on you? yes, whoever reads this, your mother does, ask her how i taste :icon_wink:


45. What is your favourite book? What is this book you speak of?


46. What is your favourite candy? Milky way bitch


47. What is your favourite sports team? Denver Broncos NFL. New York Yankees-baseball, North Carolina Tar Heels College.


48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Leave out all the rest


49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? talking on phone


50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I got GD F'n Work


51. Do you like blue cheese? not really,


52. Have you ever smoked Heroin? Nope, but i have shot up before, not really


53. Do you own a gun? No,


54. Who is your favourite Disney princess? Cinderella, rest were bitchy.


55. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No shit, dont you?


56. What do you think of hot dogs? There good


57. Favourite Christmas song? Ave Maria


58. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? OJ


59. Can you do push ups? yeah, can you hast?


60. What's your favourite piece of jewellery? im not gay


hahahaha do i get in?
 
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