Michael Corleone.
Guest
When we join the High Performance 7, we took an Oath!
According to our station! All without exception!
On the blood of our fathers (most of whom are sick of paying for our Xbox Live)... on the blood of our sons (most of whom are not conceived yet and possibly never will), we swore to uphold the NOPE agenda (mostly lulz)!
Even to our dying breath!
Those who would break this oath are Heretics... Worthy of neither pity, nor mercy! Even now, they use our Lord's creations to broadcast their lies!
We shall grind them into dust! And scrape them as dirt from our boots.
And continue our march to glorious salvation (and 200 PP each)!
And thus is comes to pass, that a great rift is driven betwixt the Nope brotherhood. Our differences are irreconcilable.
Admittedly largely due to near lethal levels of alcohol consumption, we do not quite remember what those differences are. But we do remember that they are irreconcilable.
We at Yup hereby declare our righteous mandate to grind our erstwhile brethren - the swine who would secede from our great republic and keep the peasants laboring under inhuman burdens (and moreover stole our tag!) - into little more than pig feed.
In this holy endeavor we call upon the Xenu to favour our struggles.
According to our station! All without exception!
On the blood of our fathers (most of whom are sick of paying for our Xbox Live)... on the blood of our sons (most of whom are not conceived yet and possibly never will), we swore to uphold the NOPE agenda (mostly lulz)!
Even to our dying breath!
Those who would break this oath are Heretics... Worthy of neither pity, nor mercy! Even now, they use our Lord's creations to broadcast their lies!
We shall grind them into dust! And scrape them as dirt from our boots.
And continue our march to glorious salvation (and 200 PP each)!
And thus is comes to pass, that a great rift is driven betwixt the Nope brotherhood. Our differences are irreconcilable.
Admittedly largely due to near lethal levels of alcohol consumption, we do not quite remember what those differences are. But we do remember that they are irreconcilable.
We at Yup hereby declare our righteous mandate to grind our erstwhile brethren - the swine who would secede from our great republic and keep the peasants laboring under inhuman burdens (and moreover stole our tag!) - into little more than pig feed.
In this holy endeavor we call upon the Xenu to favour our struggles.
