Sedition and Revolution

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There is an ugly word going round W42, that has some in Royal circles slightly amused, if not completely incredulous. This word is DEMOCRACY. A small nation has arisen from the anarchy and darkness of the feudal system, and declared a republic. PLATO, otherwise known as The Republic are spreading sedition throughout the land. Declaring all men are created equal.

A powerful Duke was quoted as saying, What is the point of being a Duke if I can not flog my peasants, and steal their women.

The interim President of PLATO robi1965 left the capital today in his Ox and cart (Ox Force One) to meet with the common people. Before leaving the capital Robi1965 attended a Presidential fundraiser, where 26 chickens, and 42 bales of hay were raised.

Royal watchers have stated that never will such a thing as democracy become a threat to the Peerage system, and that any serious attempt to establish liberty and justice will be quickly crushed by the gentry and nobility of World 42.

The President is expected to address members of the HMSU Local 321 (Horse Manure Scoopers Union) later this week. There will also be a rally protesting the regal fox hunt. Lord Slimeworth, protest organizer states that there is a serious shortage of Fox, due to over hunting, and that peasants should be used in their place. Slimeworth argues that hunting peasants will actually be more sporting, as the peasants are slightly more intelligent than the fox.
 
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