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Af'er months o' continuous cannon fire, th' life on board o' Th' Pirates Pearl has gone quite and merry with exception o' th' few plunders fer sport 'ere and thar.
'till one day A scallywag doubts th' cap'ns interests in th' opposite sex, and corners th' poor rumoholic with accusations dat be untrue! Th' cap'n decided t' bestow a punishment upon th' eel faced swine, and dat punishment was t' swab th' decks with'is bottom (rest o' punishment be censored by forum rules). Th' scallywag by th' name YARGHHHHHHH decided dat th' Cap'n be a harsh drunk, and hence went forth and stole a life boat from th' ship along with some supplies o' RUM.
He called'is newly acquired boat REBEL as'f t' inspire a mutiny on board o' our ship.
Granted 'e managed t' convince a few privateers t' join'm on'is quest o' takin over, howevarrr af'er bein rocked by th' cap'ns cannon, they began t' develop doubts.
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They 'aves attempted t' recruit "known" figures o' th' seas t' their side!
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They 'aves even tried t' bond with fleets we constantly plunder!
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Which only shows how in truth desperate times call fer desperate measures... howevarrr in dis case th' desperate measures fail as some o'em 'ave already regained'em senses and be now on deck o' Th' Pirates Pearl swabbin't with'em bottoms as per punishment!
Th' once arrogant "leader" o' th' mutiny
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has now returned t' be a faithful servant o' th' ship as all its crew be!
Yarghhhhh
And as such yet 'nother short lived excitement on board o' th' pearl comes t' a conclusion, and now th' Pirates aim'em cannons t'wards th' enemies in th' K32 seas and enjoy th' scent o' gunpowder burnin as they await th' wonderful music o' explosions on enemy ships t' fill th' air!
ARRR!
Luka
Note: nay offense t'wards gay people intended...
'till one day A scallywag doubts th' cap'ns interests in th' opposite sex, and corners th' poor rumoholic with accusations dat be untrue! Th' cap'n decided t' bestow a punishment upon th' eel faced swine, and dat punishment was t' swab th' decks with'is bottom (rest o' punishment be censored by forum rules). Th' scallywag by th' name YARGHHHHHHH decided dat th' Cap'n be a harsh drunk, and hence went forth and stole a life boat from th' ship along with some supplies o' RUM.
He called'is newly acquired boat REBEL as'f t' inspire a mutiny on board o' our ship.
Granted 'e managed t' convince a few privateers t' join'm on'is quest o' takin over, howevarrr af'er bein rocked by th' cap'ns cannon, they began t' develop doubts.
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Kachine attacks YARGHHHHHHH (Jan 09,2010 10:36)
Collision successful!
Morale: 100%, Luck: do nay need't!
Attacker (173|396)
Defender (173|397)
Haul: 20 barrels o' rum
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Kachine attacks skize (Jan 09,2010 10:36)
Collision successful!
Morale: 100%, Luck: do nay need't!
Attacker (173|396)
Defender (173|397)
Haul: 10 barrels o' rum
Created usingMytwstats reports converter
[/spoil]Kachine attacks TheRiverStyx (Jan 09,2010 10:36)
Collision successful!
Morale: 100%, Luck: do nay need't!
Attacker (173|396)
Defender (173|397)
Haul: 8 pieces o' ginny, and a jar o' grog
Created usingMytwstats reports converter
They 'aves attempted t' recruit "known" figures o' th' seas t' their side!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
They 'aves even tried t' bond with fleets we constantly plunder!
[spoil]
Which only shows how in truth desperate times call fer desperate measures... howevarrr in dis case th' desperate measures fail as some o'em 'ave already regained'em senses and be now on deck o' Th' Pirates Pearl swabbin't with'em bottoms as per punishment!
Th' once arrogant "leader" o' th' mutiny
[spoil]
has now returned t' be a faithful servant o' th' ship as all its crew be!
Yarghhhhh
And as such yet 'nother short lived excitement on board o' th' pearl comes t' a conclusion, and now th' Pirates aim'em cannons t'wards th' enemies in th' K32 seas and enjoy th' scent o' gunpowder burnin as they await th' wonderful music o' explosions on enemy ships t' fill th' air!
ARRR!
Luka
Note: nay offense t'wards gay people intended...
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