DeletedUser18543
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Hello W71. I am here to announce/clear up several things. First off, my name is not a spinoff of any particular body part of mine. As a matter of fact, I am happily well-endowed, boasting 3inches without extenze and sometimes 4inches with it, and before anyone says "pics or get out", here is proof
Now that we have gotten that out the way, down to business.
I'm sure, by now, most of you have heard and/or read about Contra and GOML declaring on NS. If you haven't, now you know. For this declaration, no PnP was made, so there are many unanswered questions. I am here to tell you all the truth before Contra or GOML are able to come up with some biased propaganda made for one reason - to assert the Illuminati's dominance over all of your minds. Consider this a brainwashing of any future brainwashing. A prebrainwashing washing, if you will.
Here is what happened.
NS's recruiter, Awkward Potato, has an immense crush on Lady Emzy, otherwise known as Aubreys Pirate Crew, and, with a sense of humor like this [spoil]
The End
*Based on true events that happened here on W71
Now that we have gotten that out the way, down to business.
I'm sure, by now, most of you have heard and/or read about Contra and GOML declaring on NS. If you haven't, now you know. For this declaration, no PnP was made, so there are many unanswered questions. I am here to tell you all the truth before Contra or GOML are able to come up with some biased propaganda made for one reason - to assert the Illuminati's dominance over all of your minds. Consider this a brainwashing of any future brainwashing. A prebrainwashing washing, if you will.
Here is what happened.
NS's recruiter, Awkward Potato, has an immense crush on Lady Emzy, otherwise known as Aubreys Pirate Crew, and, with a sense of humor like this [spoil]
[/spoil] who can blame him? 2Sandals., otherwise known as Lady Emzy's husband and leader of the Illuminati sect in K55, found out three things that really set him off. The first thing, as stated previously, is that AP has an immense crush on Lady Emzy. This made 2Sandals. mad, but he was flattered more than anything else. Then 2Sandals. found out, through an anonymous text, that AP was sending love letters by owl to Lady Emzy, and Lady Emzy would not tell him the truth when confronted about said happening. This mad him even more upset, but because she did not act on her conflicted emotions, he let it be. However, the final straw was when, via anonymous text again [spoil]Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:03
YOU DONT WIT APC YEA YOU KNOW ME YOU DOWN WIT APC YEA YOU KNOW ME
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:04
i don't know u.
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:07
Dont b like dat bby u r my caramel queen
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:09
No clue what you are saying
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:09
im sayin let me butter your muffin
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:10
let me pop it b4 u lock it
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:10
You know i am going to block you?
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:10
let me dive in b4 it bcums a drive in
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:10
dnt block me plz im just tryin 2 gift u da D
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:11
u eyein me like a nigga dnt exist girl i kno u wnt dis dih
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:11
You are one annoying lil kid
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:14
umm im no kid im 12 but my momma say im machore 4 my age
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:17
you are pathetic.
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:20
exscuse u but i wil break u face n tha realy life so plz taek dat back
Aubreys Pirate Crew Oct
22,2013 22:21
hahaha funny...
Lady Emzy,,
Lil D Oct 22,2013 22:22
ok laff no cry later 1v1 me noob n c wut happen
[/spoil] 2Sandals. learned that Lady Emzy actually had been acting on her emotions for Awkward Potato. She sent him dirty pictures (AP's reaction [spoil]IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Cmkq6xB.jpg[/IMG][/spoil]and that she even said that he, Awkward Potato, was not only double 2Sandals. size, but used it so much better. After hearing about this, 2Sandals. decided enough was enough. He told GOML that that, if they did not help stop NS, then they could not be inducted into the Illuminati. GOML happily answered the call for war, as they were promised Lady Emzy, after 2Sandals. was done with her.
The End
*Based on true events that happened here on W71
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