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spleen mage

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Here's the application form, for anyone who thinks they can pass it. It's tough though, you need to be really 1337 to get most of them right.



You must answer the following questions if you wish to join my PRO tribe.

Is your paladin hot?

Do you believe in world domination?

How many spears do you send per attack?

Have you had any reported cases of schizophrenia?

Are you welsh? ;]

A noble train is generally 4 or 5 nobles. How many is a noble bus?

Are you capable of opening a beer bottle with your teeth?

Do you have feet bigger then size 12? (uk)

How uber is your willage?

Do you believe in mass invitation?

Do you like peace?

How many pokemon do you own?

What happened to Jimmy?

Have you ever played the sega game, "mortal kombat"? If so - which is the coolest character.

Do washing machines *really* live longer with calgon?

And answer this scenario:

A member of an allied tribe (remember, almost all tribes are allied) snipes a village from you, and refuses to give it back.

Do you

A) Cry
B) Killz him and steal his willage
C) Message him repeatedly saying "Do you liek mudkipz" till he committs suicide, then take his village.
D) Ask him on a date
E) Invite him
F) Go back to capping greys
G) Beat yourself over the head with a wood stick, while repeating "Bad dobby!"

Please fill in this questionaire, and your application will be considered.

Cheers

Spleen Mage
- Lord of the eternal Abyss
- Overlord of K55
- Supreme ruler of all things soft and fabric like
 
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spleen mage

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We have a new recruit!

Amanduh! only prob is amanduh is Welsh, so now our tribe is over run with sheep ;(


Edit: First Paladin weapon found, "Chopstick of death".
 
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DeletedUser22209

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You must answer the following questions if you wish to join my PRO tribe.

Is your paladin hot? of course....he is a SAMMICH

Do you believe in world domination? world 1 (sammiches)

How many spears do you send per attack? triple the amount of axemen i send

Have you had any reported cases of schizophrenia? luke skywalker,darth vader. an extreme case would be yoda. Oh and tribal wars players with over 1mil pts.
Schizophrenia is a chronic, severe, and disabling brain disorder. People with schizophrenia sometimes hear voices others don’t hear, believe that others are broadcasting their thoughts to the world, or become convinced that others are plotting to harm them.



Are you welsh? no but sammich is

A noble train is generally 4 or 5 nobles. How many is a noble bus? 3.14*** is the answer

Are you capable of opening a beer bottle with your teeth? No T_T but sammich can

Do you have feet bigger then size 8? (us) yup

How uber is your willage? 17 uber

Do you believe in mass invitation? as long as they keep getting invited if they reject

Do you like peace? I do but sammich doesnt agree so sorry

How many pokemon do you own? 5.

What happened to Jimmy?
jimmy.jpg


Have you ever played the sega game, "mortal kombat"? If so - which is the coolest character: scorpion :/

Do washing machines *really* live longer with calgon? no must use clorox

And answer this scenario:

A member of an allied tribe (remember, almost all tribes are allied) snipes a village from you, and refuses to give it back.

Do you

A) Cry
B) Killz him and steal his willage
C) Message him repeatedly saying "Do you liek mudkipz" till he committs suicide, then take his village.
D) Ask him on a date
E) Invite him <------------****
F) Go back to capping greys
G) Beat yourself over the head with a wood stick, while repeating "Bad dobby!"

Please fill in this questionaire, and your application will be considered.

Cheers

Spleen Mage
- Lord of the eternal Abyss
- Overlord of K55
- Supreme ruler of all things soft and fabric like[/QUOTE]
 
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