1. How long have you been playing?
Like 2 years, lawlz. what a waste of my life.
2. What is your favorite type of muffin?
Blueberry, or corn.
3. Do you think muffins much more tasty, yet more beneficial to ones health and less fattening compared to cookies?
Aye
4. Do you have any experience in leading ops?
Yeah
5. Do you think I am cool.
sure
6. Would I make a cooler blueberry muffin or chocolate muffin?
Blueberry, fo sho.
7. What is better troops or points? (pssst the answer is points!
)
POintz
8. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?
Yuri Gagarin
9. Do you think 12azor is a bit... feminine?
A tad.
10. Are you familiar with the gospel of MuFFiNdom?
Sure. Athlough i thought it was called free-eekism
11. Can you cite the legend of the MuFFiN tree.
A tree that muffins grew on.
12. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
13. Do you think Pervis is a spy? O.O
Most def.
14. Obama for president. Yes or No?
Psh, No. You know why.
15. Name Royalist's favorite color.
Black, for his favorite color of
i love you royalist
16. How long is a fortnight?
14 days, noob
16. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?
Always
Lol@2 16s.
17. coke or pepsi?
Coke, always coke.
18. Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup, I'm not gay.
19. Burger King or McDonald's?
BK, all the way.
20. Are you active on this world?
Yes
21. Why do you want to be in MuFFiN?
Cus i wanna be sexy
22. What is the most villages you have ever had?
More than 100. Don't wanna give myself away.
23. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?
Aggressive
24. What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas
25. How many muffins could a baker bake if a baker could bake muffins?
Lol, too many.
26. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S
Nah they suck
27. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Yes
28. What does lol, ftw, tbh, and lmirl mean?
laugh out loud
for teh win
to be honest
lets meet in real life
29. Are you active on the p&p forums.
Super active
30. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
Yes. I need a new computer.
You skipped one, btw.
32. Do you think I am a good recruiter?
Yes
33. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into MuFFiN?
Yes, <3 muffin
34. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to a MuFFiN member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to Dauthi.
Yes.
35. Why are MuFFiNs so damn cool?
idfk but i feel the sexual tension.
36. Would you be interested in starting our academy tribe, BaGeL?
No.
37. Swimming trunks or a speedo?
Speedo. I gotta show off.
37. Are you still interested in joining MuFFiN?
Yes
38. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?
Obviously
40. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....
Very true, very true.
41. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?
0v C0uR53
42. Would you support a tribe mate in need.
Nope
43. What time(s) are you on during the day?
All.
44. Are you close to me or any other MuFFiN members, if so, who?
Idfk, too lazy to check
45. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)
Nope. and you guys are based in the SE, noobs.
46. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?
Yup.
47. Did you notice that there was no number 31?
Yup
48. When was the first muffin ever made?
11th century
49. How does one rate a muffin? Size, Smell, or Taste?
All.
50. Who should be the w21 mod for the p&p forum?
Me.
51. Do muffins sleep during the day or night?
Neither. They don't sleep. They wait.
52. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?
Yes.
53. What did 7 do?
ate 9.
54. Are aliens real? If so would they eat muffins?
Nah, muffins would kick the hell out of them
55. Kittens or puppies?
kittens
56. Where is Waldo?
In my trunk.
57. Why is Waldo hiding?
I choked him, bagged him, dragged him from the bumper of my car.
58. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?
Gay.
59. What is your favorite type of cheese?
The wheel.
60. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?
Bad enough.
61. Do you have a pimp? (If not contact silk fox)
Yes.
62. Why do muffins play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?
They fuel his ass kicking abilities.
63. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?
Chuck norris isn't lame enough to be related to asians.
64. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.
Lol, you need resources?
65. What are the cords of the super secret muffin base?
-1,-1
66. Peanut M&M's or regular?
Peanut
67. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?
2.
68. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?
Send in chuck norris
69. Did you know that as of this moment 95% of tribes in the top 20 have more than 65 members?
Aye
70. Did you know that 100% of that 95% are probably pointwhoring it up right now while most of the tribes that are half decent are building troops right now?
Aye
71. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S
I kicked him in the face.
72. What is the circumference of a moose?
Micheal Palin With his face in a pie times Douglas Adams Squared.
73. Muffins are both huggable and lovable creatures found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?
No.
74. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?
50
75. What came first, the chicken or the Muffin?
Muffin
76. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?
Yes
77. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?
YES LET ME IN
78. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of muffindom or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?
The first one
79. Are you familiar with one of the founding muffin forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Muffin Man?
YES DAMNIT YSE
80. Why are millions of people afraid of the Muffin Man?
he controls teh muffins
81. Do you know how to chortle effectively? If not stop filling this application out and message daisypoo immediately for further instruction.
I do.
82. Can one live on muffins alone?
Yes.
83. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?
Of course.
84. Is floppy pancake's real identity Jim McWaffle?
No, that is I.
85. Will you give me or any other MuFFiN's any premium points?
rofl no.
86. Will you be a spy in our tribe?
If you want
87. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?
Beaver
88. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?
Again?
89. Do MuFFiNs party a lot? Only all the time....
Lol, not even a question.
90. If you were made an honorary MuFFiN, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?
Expensive, cheap is for hobos.
91. Would you share with other MuFFiNs?
Yeah.
92. Would you share with cookie?
I don't share with noobs
93. What about Shyt?
Only if they changed their name to Shyt again.
94. Do you think that the reason k55 smeels so bad is because of shyt?
Nah, thats because of Nuked!
95. Would you like for Tyr Hades to be the w21 mod on the p&p forums? Vote yes....
Nope, he would stop being awesome.
96. What mod on the p&p forums is known for giving a record breaking 951 infractions, 3 warnings, and possibly thousands of bans out?
Jirki.
97. What is the color blue?
Blue is a colour, the perception of which is evoked by light having a spectrum dominated by energy with a wavelength of roughly 440–490 nm. It is considered one of the additive primary colours. On the HSV Colour Wheel, the complement of blue is yellow; that is, a colour corresponding to an equal mixture of red and green light. On a colour wheel based on traditional colour theory (RYB), the complementary colour to blue is considered to be orange (based on the Munsell colour wheel).
98. What is a baby MuFFiN called?
Muffinette.
99. Batman or Superman?
Superman, batman always has shytty movies.
100. How many troops do you have this moment in time?
OVER 9 THOUSANNNNNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
101. What is my name?
Awesome
102. What is your name?
slightly less awesome
103. How long did this application take you?
25 minutes exactly.