MuFFiN wants you!

DeletedUser15106

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Well beginner protection has worn off - and DNY MuFFiN has unleashed it's fury on unsuspecting players.

The members MUST be in one of the following continents
-K1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27,28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 37, 40, 41, 41, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99.

To apply, please fill out the following application form and mail your answers along with the question in a stamped and prepaid envelope to the super secret MuFFiN base for extensive review by our personal and highly trained MuFFiN application reviewal council.

1. How long have you been playing?

2. What is your favorite type of muffin?

3. Do you think muffins much more tasty, yet more beneficial to ones health and less fattening compared to cookies?

4. Do you have any experience in leading ops?

5. Do you think I am cool. :D

6. Would I make a cooler blueberry muffin or chocolate muffin?

7. What is better troops or points? (pssst the answer is points! ;) )

8. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?

9. Do you think 12azor is a bit... feminine?

10. Are you familiar with the gospel of MuFFiNdom?

11. Can you cite the legend of the MuFFiN tree.

12. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?

13. Do you think Pervis is a spy? O.O

14. Obama for president. Yes or No?

15. Name Royalist's favorite color.

16. How long is a fortnight?

16. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?

17. coke or pepsi?

18. Ketchup or mustard?

19. Burger King or McDonald's?

20. Are you active on this world?

21. Why do you want to be in MuFFiN?

22. What is the most villages you have ever had?

23. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?

24. What is your favorite holiday?

25. How many muffins could a baker bake if a baker could bake muffins?

26. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S

27. Cna yuo raed tihs?

28. What does lol, ftw, tbh, and lmirl mean?

29. Are you active on the p&p forums.

30. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?

32. Do you think I am a good recruiter?

33. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into MuFFiN?

34. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to a MuFFiN member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to Dauthi.

35. Why are MuFFiNs so damn cool?

36. Would you be interested in starting our academy tribe, BaGeL?

37. Swimming trunks or a speedo?

37. Are you still interested in joining MuFFiN?

38. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?

40. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....

41. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?

42. Would you support a tribe mate in need.

43. What time(s) are you on during the day?

44. Are you close to me or any other MuFFiN members, if so, who?

45. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)

46. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?

47. Did you notice that there was no number 31?

48. When was the first muffin ever made?

49. How does one rate a muffin? Size, Smell, or Taste?

50. Who should be the w21 mod for the p&p forum?

51. Do muffins sleep during the day or night?

52. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?

53. What did 7 do?

54. Are aliens real? If so would they eat muffins?

55. Kittens or puppies?

56. Where is Waldo?

57. Why is Waldo hiding?

58. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?

59. What is your favorite type of cheese?

60. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?

61. Do you have a pimp? (If not contact silk fox)

62. Why do muffins play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?

63. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?

64. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.

65. What are the cords of the super secret muffin base?

66. Peanut M&M's or regular?

67. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?

68. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?

69. Did you know that as of this moment 95% of tribes in the top 20 have more than 65 members?

70. Did you know that 100% of that 95% are probably pointwhoring it up right now while most of the tribes that are half decent are building troops right now?

71. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S

72. What is the circumference of a moose?

73. Muffins are both huggable and lovable creatures found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?

74. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?

75. What came first, the chicken or the Muffin?

76. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?

77. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?

78. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of muffindom or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?

79. Are you familiar with one of the founding muffin forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Muffin Man?

80. Why are millions of people afraid of the Muffin Man?

81. Do you know how to chortle effectively? If not stop filling this application out and message daisypoo immediately for further instruction.

82. Can one live on muffins alone?

83. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?

84. Is floppy pancake's real identity Jim McWaffle?

85. Will you give me or any other MuFFiN's any premium points? :D

86. Will you be a spy in our tribe?

87. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?

88. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?

89. Do MuFFiNs party a lot? Only all the time....

90. If you were made an honorary MuFFiN, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?

91. Would you share with other MuFFiNs?

92. Would you share with cookie?

93. What about Shyt?

94. Do you think that the reason k55 smeels so bad is because of shyt?

95. Would you like for Tyr Hades to be the w21 mod on the p&p forums? Vote yes....

96. What mod on the p&p forums is known for giving a record breaking 951 infractions, 3 warnings, and possibly thousands of bans out?

97. What is the color blue?

98. What is a baby MuFFiN called?

99. Batman or Superman?

100. How many troops do you have this moment in time?

101. What is my name?

102. What is your name?

103. How long did this application take you?
 
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DeletedUser15106

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To apply, please fill out the following application form and mail your answers along with the question in a stamped and prepaid envelope to the super secret MuFFiN base for extensive review by our personal and highly trained MuFFiN application reviewal council.
 

DeletedUser

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104. Will you do everything in your power to rim Vilbrii and take his place?

Yes... already on it ;)

Nice questionaire btw... must have taken some time.
 

DeletedUser

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15. Name Royalist's favorite color.

Warning: trick question, I am color blind!

Yes I had to give them the answer, we have 50 spots to fill damn it.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Bah, 1 question... I will still like to see their answers to "57. Why is Waldo hiding?"
 

DeletedUser

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15. Name Royalist's favorite color.

Warning: trick question, I am color blind!

Yes I had to give them the answer, we have 50 spots to fill damn it.

*Hint* it's a shade of gray :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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It took me an hour to fill that in.

How'd you answer question 9? =]
 

DeletedUser

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1. How long have you been playing?
A long time.
2. What is your favorite type of muffin?
The ones with nuts, they're soft on the inside, yet crunchy from the nuts :)
3. Do you think muffins much more tasty, yet more beneficial to ones health and less fattening compared to cookies?
No
4. Do you have any experience in leading ops?
No
5. Do you think I am cool. :D
"I" lives in Japan
6. Would I make a cooler blueberry muffin or chocolate muffin?
A blue chocolate muffin
7. What is better troops or points? (pssst the answer is points! ;) )
RESOURCEZ
8. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?
George Bush
9. Do you think 12azor is a bit... feminine?
Yes
10. Are you familiar with the gospel of MuFFiNdom?
No
11. Can you cite the legend of the MuFFiN tree.
No
12. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?
No
13. Do you think Pervis is a spy? O.O
Yes
14. Obama for president. Yes or No?
Too late now, aint it?
15. Name Royalist's favorite color.
Mauve
16. How long is a fortnight?
[To earn some cleverness I will say 2 weeks :icon_biggrin:] 40 nights
16. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?
Two number 16s?
17. coke or pepsi?
Copsi
18. Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchard
19. Burger King or McDonald's?
Burger Donald's
20. Are you active on this world?
No
21. Why do you want to be in MuFFiN?
Refer to question 31.
22. What is the most villages you have ever had?
0
23. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?
Carebear
24. What is your favorite holiday?
The holiday
25. How many muffins could a baker bake if a baker could bake muffins?
Refer to question 31.
26. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S
:iron:
27. Cna yuo raed tihs?
No
28. What does lol, ftw, tbh, and lmirl mean?
Lots of Love, Fight the Witches, The best hoe, Lick my intestines [in] real life
29. Are you active on the p&p forums.
No
30. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
If it was Royalist.
32. Do you think I am a good recruiter?
No
33. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into MuFFiN?
No
34. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to a MuFFiN member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to Dauthi.
No
35. Why are MuFFiNs so damn cool?
You left them in the fridge?
36. Would you be interested in starting our academy tribe, BaGeL?
I hate nuts.
37. Swimming trunks or a speedo?
Speedo... duh!
37. Are you still interested in joining MuFFiN?
No
38. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?
Yes
40. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....
What did they suck?
41. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?
No
42. Would you support a tribe mate in need.
No
43. What time(s) are you on during the day?
23:59:59 - 00:00:00
44. Are you close to me or any other MuFFiN members, if so, who?
No
45. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)
No
46. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?
Yes
47. Did you notice that there was no number 31?
No
48. When was the first muffin ever made?
World 1.0
49. How does one rate a muffin? Size, Smell, or Taste?
Size does count.
50. Who should be the w21 mod for the p&p forum?
Me.
51. Do muffins sleep during the day or night?
Dusk
52. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?
No
53. What did 7 do?
Royalist.
54. Are aliens real? If so would they eat muffins?
No
55. Kittens or puppies?
Puptens
56. Where is Waldo?
Next to Wally
57. Why is Waldo hiding?
Wally and Waldo have a thing going
58. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?
I love the red.
59. What is your favorite type of cheese?
CHE!!!
60. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?
Not very badly.
61. Do you have a pimp? (If not contact silk fox)
No
62. Why do muffins play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?
They don't.
63. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?
Definitely, comes from Taiwan.
64. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.
No
65. What are the cords of the super secret muffin base?
666:666
66. Peanut M&M's or regular?
Peanut regular
67. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?
None
68. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?
Give the owner Muffins
69. Did you know that as of this moment 95% of tribes in the top 20 have more than 65 members?
No
70. Did you know that 100% of that 95% are probably pointwhoring it up right now while most of the tribes that are half decent are building troops right now?
No
71. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S
Ate muffins.
72. What is the circumference of a moose?
The same as the circumference of a square.
73. Muffins are both huggable and lovable creatures found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?
No
74. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?
1
75. What came first, the chicken or the Muffin?
The Muffken
76. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?
No
77. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?
No
78. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of muffindom or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?
Dunno
79. Are you familiar with one of the founding muffin forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Muffin Man?
Who lives on Drury Lane?
80. Why are millions of people afraid of the Muffin Man?
Have you seen Shrek 2? Then you know why.
81. Do you know how to chortle effectively? If not stop filling this application out and message daisypoo immediately for further instruction.
No
82. Can one live on muffins alone?
No
83. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?
No
84. Is floppy pancake's real identity Jim McWaffle?
No
85. Will you give me or any other MuFFiN's any premium points? :D
No
86. Will you be a spy in our tribe?
No
87. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?
Beabbit
88. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?
Yes
89. Do MuFFiNs party a lot? Only all the time....
Yes
90. If you were made an honorary MuFFiN, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?
Cheap Stuff
91. Would you share with other MuFFiNs?
No
92. Would you share with cookie?
No
93. What about Shyt?
No
94. Do you think that the reason k55 smeels so bad is because of shyt?
No
95. Would you like for Tyr Hades to be the w21 mod on the p&p forums? Vote yes....
No
96. What mod on the p&p forums is known for giving a record breaking 951 infractions, 3 warnings, and possibly thousands of bans out?
Endycakes?
97. What is the color blue?
Refer to question 31.
98. What is a baby MuFFiN called?
A Muff
99. Batman or Superman?
SuperBat
100. How many troops do you have this moment in time?
I got a paladin :D
101. What is my name?
Tabatha
102. What is your name?
Bertha
103. How long did this application take you?
I am sooo bored.
 

DeletedUser

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30. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
If it was Royalist.

NO. :icon_neutral:
 
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