Come into the show,
showing off my ego,
they say we're full of air,
gangbanging, how could it be fair?
troops continuous from barracks to the stable,
competition will become disabled,
I'm sorry, I don't mean harm,
I just want to cat down your farm!
Oh wait, you're in a family...
and I'm guessing you're not a fan of me,
please don't attack me with your spears,
as you can see, I'm already full of fear,
the thought of your pointy sticks' ravage,
poking my walls, how could you be so savage,
Oh no, it's an attack break,
let's see how many defensive troops I can make,
yes, I am a turtle,
drowning competition, maybe I'm squirtle,
200, 300, 400 watch me go,
I'll keep making swords until my village overflows,
I'm only 500 points, but I have half the D troops in W45,
attack me if you dare, I will survive...
Oh wait, oh no, I've been making axemen!
they're drunk idiots, wack men,
how will I defend myself,
someone please come and help,
I'm so afraid of the people around me,
the growth of these guys astound me!
Ok, let's stop playing, let's get serious,
because we all know, this is serious business,
truth is points don't die, troops do,
so don't be surprised if I have more points than you,
although, I kinda like troops, but they eat all my grapes,
they sleep in McDonalds, wow, they're out of shape,
what's with traveling 60 minutes a field,
really? how far is a field?
it can't be that far, maybe a mile or two....
Eh, it seems I've lost concentration,
please bare with me, I have a crazy imagination!