Rap Battles

DeletedUser

Guest
Anyone care for a little rap battle?

Rules:
No racism
No faul language
No kindness
No loving
Show no mercy to the opposing battler.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
zamininc said:
Based on my epic story.


Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
Relax now, just a little more'
I'll tell you how I became the king of tribalwars.

In northwestern w36 born and raised.
In the village is where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out max relaxing all the while
Or pwnin some noobs right besides the nile.
When a couple of noobs who were up to no good.
Started nobling in my neighborhood.
I got one little village nobled and my tribe got scared
they said "You can't stay here"
I wound up in w45 and things were less clear.
Like I couldn't pwn noobs right now.
If anything I could say this is how
I became the king of w45
My villages are liven now.

I pwn 45 by two or three
And I yell out "Yep it's me!"
I look at my throne I started relaxing more
I sit on my throne as the king of tribalwars.


EPOHEW selur.
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My entry, nobody else's :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
It has to be unqiue and not previously posted on the forums, soryy =[
 

DeletedUser

Guest
put that rap with the fresh prince of Be-lair theme song? :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ok ill start

Im a bad Cat yo yo yo
I have a hat yo yo yo
I play tribalwars yo yo yo
Im good at it yo x3
You got no talent yox3 cause you is noob
Im going to pwn you you little nwb yox4
Im class yo x3
You can rap you like jass yo x5



Ye i know im the new slim shady

word^^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Call me rejected =]

Im a spawn of satin come to warn you all
Hope you dont mind but its time for a rap war
Iv'e been practicing year in year out
So its about time you gather and start to shout
I maybe rejected but I am respected to a certain extent
Lets go camping, i'll provide the tent
Must warn you now, you wont survive
But it will be 1 hell of a night

Meh i suck but is for a laugh
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Oookay. I foresee this being locked very, very soon if people aren't very, very careful. Swearing is swearing, no matter how you try and disguise it, and insulting other players is insulting other players, no matter what sort of thread it's in. If this doesn't abide by forum rules, it'll be geschlossen without further warning. Posts deleted. Warned.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hrm. Old-school speak for locked. I think they changed it to actually say 'closed' now, when threads are closed. It used to be in german. Basically, if posts don't keep to general forum rules, m'locking the thread.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Agent Incognito said:
Hrm. Old-school speak for locked. I think they changed it to actually say 'closed' now, when threads are closed. It used to be in german. Basically, if posts don't keep to general forum rules, m'locking the thread.
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Well, in the meantime, you could, instead, dazzle us with some Aussie rap-skills :icon_razz:

(and get back on skype, meaneh <333)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Agent Incognito said:
Hrm. Old-school speak for locked. I think they changed it to actually say 'closed' now, when threads are closed. It used to be in german. Basically, if posts don't keep to general forum rules, m'locking the thread.
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Its still in german.
 

DeletedUser3397

Guest
Come into the show,
showing off my ego,
they say we're full of air,
gangbanging, how could it be fair?
troops continuous from barracks to the stable,
competition will become disabled,
I'm sorry, I don't mean harm,
I just want to cat down your farm!

Oh wait, you're in a family...
and I'm guessing you're not a fan of me,
please don't attack me with your spears,
as you can see, I'm already full of fear,
the thought of your pointy sticks' ravage,
poking my walls, how could you be so savage,

Oh no, it's an attack break,
let's see how many defensive troops I can make,
yes, I am a turtle,
drowning competition, maybe I'm squirtle,
200, 300, 400 watch me go,
I'll keep making swords until my village overflows,
I'm only 500 points, but I have half the D troops in W45,
attack me if you dare, I will survive...

Oh wait, oh no, I've been making axemen!
they're drunk idiots, wack men,
how will I defend myself,
someone please come and help,
I'm so afraid of the people around me,
the growth of these guys astound me!

Ok, let's stop playing, let's get serious,
because we all know, this is serious business,
truth is points don't die, troops do,
so don't be surprised if I have more points than you,
although, I kinda like troops, but they eat all my grapes,
they sleep in McDonalds, wow, they're out of shape,
what's with traveling 60 minutes a field,
really? how far is a field?
it can't be that far, maybe a mile or two....

Eh, it seems I've lost concentration,
please bare with me, I have a crazy imagination!
 
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