Funny in-game messages

DeletedUser

Guest
BUG are such nubs. A couple of their villes were scouted and attacked by my tribe mate!

PM me if you wanna see and show them to the leader!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Frixon on 14.12. at 11:41 hey... If you want to make some carrier on this world, better leave me alone, because when i reach 500 points, and when will be catapults ready, you will disapear from this world. Trust me i play this game over 6 years.. Thank you
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DeletedUser84906

Guest
Best declaration so far :)

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DeletedUser3840

Guest
rx135 on 15.12. at 19:55
i invited you and all of your tribe member please join us. your tribe member and ours and not far from each other. i hope you will consider this invitation

el dawson8r on 15.12. at 20:11
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rx135 on 15.12. at 20:14
ya i understood what you mean.
but its not a bad idea
i hope you will think over it again.
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Sometimes a dot says it all lol.
 

Markusbergmann

Guest
Newbie-Bob on 14.12. at 00:00
If you call your militia everytime a scout is on the way, then you'll never make resources :D

mauler272 on 14.12. at 01:39
i do that every time i log off because i dont know when i will log on again

Newbie-Bob on 14.12. at 01:45
yeah,i figured by now, not bad strategy, so the LOLz are on me then ;)

mauler272 on 14.12. at 01:46
are you seriously gonna att me

Newbie-Bob on 14.12. at 01:46
You say that as it would be a suicide mission!?

mauler272 on 14.12. at 01:50
one post in the tribe forum and it's over

Newbie-Bob on 14.12. at 01:53
Wow,

Your threatening me?

Really?

But You can relax for now, i am scouting the whole Neighborhood, You aren't that high on my List.

But if You still fear i am coming after You ( which if i wanted , i already would have ) then You shouldn't waste any time calling for support.

But if You call for help and don't get attacked, how does that make You look?

Anyways, Your not on my Hitlist yet, so relax

mauler272 on 14.12. at 02:01
its not a threat, im stating the truth.
i wont do it unless necessary.
im required to post any att/scout report,
if i get a sitter and they find a report that fits that criteria thats not been reported,
i get kicked out of the tribe.

Newbie-Bob on 14.12. at 02:15
So did You report it then?

mauler272 on 14.12. at 12:20
yes, but i told them not to att till i gave more info

mauler272 today at 00:13
this means war
you have brought this upon yourself
the full might of my tribe is upon you
may God have mercy on your soul

Newbie-Bob today at 00:17
Damn it, just let me see Your Melons then

Newbie-Bob today at 00:38
Haha,
I saw Your Melons!

mauler272 today at 00:40
too late though
i cant call them off

Newbie-Bob today at 00:40
huh?

mauler272 today at 00:42
the my tribe

Newbie-Bob today at 00:43
You mean i get to see more Melons?

Geez!

mauler272 today at 00:45
mauler272 today at 00:13
this means war
you have brought this upon yourself
the full might of my tribe is upon you
may God have mercy on your soul


remember that?

Newbie-Bob today at 00:47
So does that mean i get to see more Melons soon?

mauler272 today at 01:01
*sigh*
yes, u get to see more melons

Newbie-Bob today at 01:04
Damn,
i love You already
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He is obviously in Tribe Melons
 
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DeletedUser94753

Guest
my friend joins the first mass recruiting tribe just to send me mails of stupid thing they post in their forum. if there's a way for her to make it cleaner she doesn't know.

This one she titled "point whores enforce point whoring . . . and fail"

arabsella today at 03:14
cpoied and pasted directly. I went a head and deleted dates and times though to make it a little more clear.

KinggOfShadows
Attention anyone under 100 points by tomarrow will be sacked.

Last Day
yes

HAZA999911
er i only started playin yesterday could i have a little more time?

ZamonX
Under 100 is low make it 130 to make it much more challendging and if kick still see thier progress and if they make good progress then call them back... We need to get organized people

McSolletje
i think that isnt a good idea, if you kick somebody to take him back later...
i think they won't come back because you kicked them ;S

Julbri
there are two people under the mark

KinggOfShadows
~~HAZA999911 wrote:
er i only started playin yesterday could i have a little more time?

i will give a little more time if need be

Knight of David
can i get a lil more time ?? i recently started

XxHighKingElrondxX
Hey Knight ill make sure you get some extra time since your in the 90s
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DeletedUser

Guest
xD there kicking anyone under the limit and giving the people under the limit extra time so they can make it. i rofld on that
 

DeletedUser96048

Guest
i'm not even messaging this noob cause she blocked me, but UPDATE:

Rug Bug on 15.12. at 19:35
I thought you might be a friend and you mail me an bloody insult like

You Mass Rec whore you.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME?

ARE YOU STUPID?

ARE YOU PATHETIC?

ARE YOU A NOOBIE?

DO YOU WISH TO BE RUDE AND INSULTING TO ME DELIBERATELY?

TIME OF THE MONTH ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME YOU PATHETIC DIRT BAG.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Rug Bug on 15.12. at 19:37
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME EVER SINCE I KNEW YOU ON WORLD 5.

YOU HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED AT THIS GAME...

YOUR RUDE

YOUR INSULTING

YOUR A ARROGANT STUCK UP ROOBIE, POOBIE, NOOBIE player with his head up his butt, your PATHETIC

Rug Bug on 15.12. at 19:37
YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME EVER SINCE I KNEW YOU ON WORLD 5.

YOU HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED AT THIS GAME...

YOUR RUDE

YOUR INSULTING

YOUR A ARROGANT STUCK UP ROOBIE, POOBIE, NOOBIE player with his head up his butt, your PATHETIC

Rug Bug on 15.12. at 19:38
AND GUESS WHAT I NEVER TELL YOU WHO I WAS ON WORLD 5, BECAUSE YOU WERE MY ENEMY ON WORLD 5 AND YOUR MY ENEMY ON THIS WORLD YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SKIN.....GO TO HELL.

Rug Bug on 15.12. at 19:38
BE UNIQUE.....

WHAT A BIG JOKE YOU ARE...

YOU ARE A DRIVELING LITTLE SNOT HEAD...
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DeletedUser

Guest
well that is certainly... interesting, you sure know how to make friends unique.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Allow him to. Be forgiving. Turn the other cheek and so on.

and remember s/he can't block tribal forums. :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That was the funniest mail Ive ever seen

I think I wet myself :icon_redface:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Bigevan2 today at 21:11
Hello Diplomat.

What is you and your tribe's oppinon on the tribe [ally]Saints[/ally]?

Bigevan2 today at 21:25
It would be nice if you do your job mate xD

bru201003 today at 22:05
first of all have a look at my tribe player list and it tells you im not a diplomat im a duke second i get to mails as and when i deam them important enuff to answer

now with reguards saints i sugest if you have a question about them you ask them and do your job right

Bigevan2 today at 22:08
For diplomacy contact
bru201003

change ur inforation okayz DOH.
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Stupid Ppl
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Purplez20 on 16.12. at 23:59
Your member [player]hlsp[/player] has broken the warning I gave him about scouting my members. He is now an Enemy of [ally]-V-[/ally], [ally]S-R[/ally] and [ally]*END*[/ally].

He also seems stupid to be trying to mess with me, he is isolated from your tribe, and in the middle, and surrounded by 40+ of my friendlies. I can easily dispose of him, and he's going to wish he never [ZOMG] with me in the first palce. If you wish to join him in being an enemy then I could care less.

You have 3 memebers in K63, You should know [ally]S-R[/ally] are #1 tribe there that I was once the baron of. I don't think I need to explain how easy it will be to destroy them 3. As for k64, were still stronger than you.

I suggest you choose your next words carefully, if I don't hear back from you or anyone else in your tribe in 2 days, or [player]hlsp[/player] is still a member of your tribe, your tribe is going to have a power enemy.

Have a nice day.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:03
WAT? I NO UNDRSTAND WAT U MEAN R U SAY THAT TRIBE ME IS DIE?

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:18
ANSER! sory for cpital i no mean bad yell voice!

is tribe you destry trib me? cn be brother insted? we be gud frinds and alleis for rul wrld!!

Purplez20 today at 05:21
Lmao...I don't know if your being a sarcastic [ZOMG] or just don't know english well...but, we are not being allies if he is in your tribe.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:26
fine we not be allei but cn we be broter?

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:34
CN WE BE TRIB BORTR?!?! TRIB ME SUPORT TRIBE YU WEN YOU NEED UNDR ATTCK!!

this not yell voce it is get atention you voice.

Purplez20 today at 05:41
I am not being your trib soppurt broter, if hlsp is in your tribe. You boot him, then you have no problems with me or the rest, but if you don't, I have no choice to kill him weather he is or isn't in your tribe.

I've warned him twice, I don't think he deserves another.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:45
if i delet hslp from trib, then tribe you and trib me be allei broter?!

Purplez20 today at 05:48
We will be NAP. and if all goes well, we can be an alliance sometime in future.

Purplez20 today at 05:51
This is only if you delete hlsp

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 05:56
OK I DELET HSLP FROM TRIBE ME. CAN SET UP BROTERHOOD NOW? AND SHAR FROUM?

Purplez20 today at 05:59
yes I'll add you as a NAP, and I only do shared forum with alliance.

Like I said, once we know each other more, we can be an alliance, and have a shared forum.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:07
U SAY WE BROTER!!! AND ALLEI! ARE YOU LIE T ME?!?!

Purplez20 today at 06:08
so you want to be allies?

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:09
YES TRIBE YOU AND TRIB ME BE ALLEI AND BROTER FOREVR AND DOMNATE WOLD TOGETER!!! WE NO STAB BACK OF TRIB YOU!

Purplez20 today at 06:12
ok.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:15
Ok but in tribe me ther is test tht allei hav to pas before make alleis.

Purplez20 today at 06:17
...and this test is?

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:18
1. A type of radiation that exhibits wave like behavior and travels through space at the speed of light is ___________________ radiation.

2. The distance between the same part of two consecutive waves is called the __________________.

3. Spectra consisting of only certain wavelengths, and therefore only certain colors, that are produced from excited atoms emitting light are called ____________ spectra.

4. Suppose F;G are conservative vector fields defined in all of 2
space. Show that F +G is conservative.

5. Let C2 be a closed curve that goes around the z axis once in the counterclockwise
direction. Compute.

6. How much water must be added to 20 liters of a 12% alcohol solution to dilute it to an 8% solution?

7. Why are unicorns hollow?

8. In the equation d(ΔT)/dt = -A(ΔT), where ΔT is temp change, what does A depend on? What are its dimensions?

9. If the number is seven its exponent is zero, does it equal one or zero?

10. A girl just learning to drive is going the wrong way down the street. Why is this not illegal?

11. Discuss your opinion on the new Expocenter in Ukraine and how it is comparable to the legalization of marijuana in the American state of California.

12. What connects the words sitcom, smog, brunch, muppet and cyborg?

13. Who wrote: "Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire.."?

14. What famous slogan was originally devised by Patrick O'Keefe for the Society of American Florists?

15. What symbolic item did Lauren Bacall put into the urn containing Humphrey Bogart's ashes?

16. Which one of these is not on the coast: Venice, San Diego, Reykjavik, Marrakesh, Helsinki, Lisbon?

17. Which one of these is on the coast: Cairo, Johannesburg, Tripoli, Sarajevo, Nairobi, Khartoum?

18. What upper case (capital) letter of the English alphabet (in plain sans serif font) requires that the pen be lifted from the paper twice (providing no lines are re-traced)?

19. A famous leader's first name of Mohandas is commonly replaced by a first name that means 'great soul'; who was he?

20. Who was the 'The Wizard of Menlo Park' who said, "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration."

Purplez20 today at 06:23
Lol thats a joke, I ain't doing all that [ZOMG]. I am happy being a NAP, maybe alliance, but I don't need to prove myself.

You and your tribe will get no problems from us, and I want this to be the last I hear from it.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:27
BUT TRIBE YOU AND TRIB ME BE BROTER SOON!!! ALL NED TO DO IS TAT TEST!!

Purplez20 today at 06:31
I dont know what your drinking, we are staying as NAP because I have no problem with you or your tribe.

That's the way it is staying, In the future, we can talk about an alliance. THATS IT. I don't want to hear anything more tonight.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:35
BUT WE RUL WORLD AN DESTRY AL OTER TRIBS!!!! PLZPLZPLZ ACEPT ALLEI ND TAK TEST. IT TAK LIK 10 MIN!

Purplez20 today at 06:39
We are staying NAP. If all goes well, we will be an alliance, simple as that without no [ZOMG] test.
Now please, stop spamming me or I will break the NAP, because this is starting to piss me off.

This will be my last message, goodnight.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:45
i not know spam wrd wat it mean?

Purplez20 today at 06:47
You keep writing back to me, fast and keep talking about an alliance, just calm down.

We stay as a nap, alliance later, easy as that.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 06:49
BUT ALLEI BROTER AND RUL WORLD!! IT BE DESTNY!

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 07:11
NO ALLEI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 07:22
WHY YOU NO ANSER?!

Purplez20 today at 07:27
I have broken the NAP.

You accept hlsp back into your tribe. He is an enemy of me and;


[ally]-V-[/ally]
[ally]S-R[/ally]
[ally]*END*[/ally]

Him being in your tribe, makes you an enemy. I hope I put this as clear as possible because, this will be my last message.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 07:29
I NO UNDRSTAND!!! WE NO BROTER TRIB AN ALLEI?!!!

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 07:32
I SORY!! HLSP SAY HE CHNGE AN NOT ATAK PLAYR YOU ANYMOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Purplez20 today at 07:39
If thats the case, I must talk to my tribe about it. And it will be dealt with.

We will either accept that he is sorry, and carry on and forget about this. Or just destroy him.

Either way, I cannot say. If hlsp is still alive this time in a few days, it means we have forgotton about it. Now please, don't send me another [ZOMG] message regarding this, I will just not read it.

Bye.

WALRUS IN MY SHEETS today at 07:41
HLSP HAS 50 ATAKS RIGHT NOW!!! HE NED STOP YOU AND GET SUPORT!!!!
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I had some fun.
 
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