never mind, I will ask Raven when he gets back. See, he is on a small vacation all these days you keep tossing "his" messages around :lol: But hey- you did not know! (It is the pnp afterall, so it is understandable)
I was under direct orders NOT to tell anyone I was gone. But since you let the cat out of the bag R2 (and since I am safely back) I guess I can admit I was away, and feel flattered about all the posts made in my absence ; )
Since I've had a very entertaining read, I figured I'd provide some entertainment for everyone else.
So, with no further ado, I'd like to present:
A POP QUIZ!
1. When did Raven take the SFC sit?
a) 2 weeks ago: Raven received an account with 600 "broken" villas… 400 with L:0 wall, 200 with L:0 smithy, and only 30 full nukes in the entire account.
b) 2 months ago: Raven was the one who sent 400 nobles at ChamichA.
c) 2 years ago, when Raven and SFC moved in together to their sordid love nest.
d) Never. Raven and SFC are, in fact, the same player. They have been multi-accounting this whole time.
2. What did Raven do with the account:
a) Rebuild it from the ground up
b) Use it to spy on HG forums
c) Send a message to the HG Duke to let him know the account was in enemy hands.
d) Immediately send all its support to Phoenix
e) a, b, and c.
3) What did SFC give Raven permission to do with the account:
a) Immediately send all his support to Phoenix
b) Downgrade ALL Churches and send home ALL support from frontlines
c) Attack BH with it (thus breaking the NAP and causing trouble for HG)
d) Attack Phoenix with it (thus getting a chance to fight against some quality players like r2 again)
e) Attack HG (thus pissing everyone off, and hurting Phx's enemy where they least expected it)
f) Use the account's Baron status (which it maintained for THREE DAYS despite HG knowing the account was in enemy hands) to Dismiss any and all members of HG
g) Copy and Paste all of HG's forums to Phoenix
h) DELETE all HG forums
i) Read all his mail. Copy his mail. Forward his mail to Phoenix. Forward his mail to BH, even!
j) Make up and send inflammatory circulars, to stir up internal strife in HG
k) Pretend to be his new co-player and ask BH to send lots of support. Then kill it in wall-less, unchurched villas.
l)
Disband -HG- in the name of the great SFC Legacy (should we manage to get Duke Privs : )
m) Absolutely ANY mischief his scheming mind could come up with.
n) Attack Articbear.
o) Everything except n.
4) What price did SFC exact for passing his sit to the enemy?
a) Nothing.
b) The promise of a Baron sit in Phoenix, in exchange.
c) Raven must cause as much havoc as possible, to further SFC's infamy.
d) No one must ever see the sordid cyber session which was discovered in SFC's saved mail folder.
e) Raven must admit that SFC is a sexy bastard.
5) What would have happened to the account if Raven had NOT taken the sit?
a) It would have magically rebuilt itself, and started recruiting troops, and everything.
b) Phoenix would have immediately stopped taking villas despite the fact that they cleared over 200 of them.
c) HG would have willingly allowed BH to take as many of SFC's villas as they wanted, because HG love it when BH take their villas without asking, and cant wait to be attacked by their so-called NAP at any point that it seems profitable to BH to do so.
d) HG would have given the sit to BH so that
their Ally um,
NAP, uh, that tribe which has been nobing their villas, could take it and use it for
their own benefit. Because ya know, Phoenix is an enemy, and giving a sit to an enemy is BAD. But giving it to someone who claims to be your friend while they noble your villas is GOOD.
6) What does Raven feel the most regret for, out of all of this?
a) Not being around for when this fecal matter hit the fan, on PnP
b) Not using the SFC account to attack HG when he had the chance
c) Sending only 4 villas of support to Bullmastiff* when SFC himself sent close to 40 villas of support to inflrc
d) Being caught with his hand in HG's cookie jar and exposed on the forums for the fraud he is.
e) Not admitting who he was earlier, and thus missing the chance to have a fun banter with Schietstoel while nuking each other.
7) Who, out of all the people who posted on this topic, has hit pretty much everything on the button with regards to Raven's sit in HG?
a) Schietstoel
b) R2
c) Calarasi
d) Cececole
e) Anyone who sent in a ticket hoping to get Raven banned.
Thanks for playing, folks!
* To satisfy your curiosity: the D was sent at villas near Bull when there were NO nobles en route, timed to land right after his nukes. The nobles must have been sent from close range after I logged off. Because (to satisfy another Point of Curiosity) Bull already had landed nobles from 40-hrs out into the middle of SFC before the sit was passed. That's right: SFC himself (or his HG sitter) let 40-hr nobles land, followed by several villas of support, days before Raven got the sit. Then Bull built nobles in that villa, and used them to noble from close range, like a smart player. And yet, the Great Raven was unable to defend against nobles from 35 mins away, while sleeping**. I must now give up my "Best Defender" title, out of shame.
**Well, except for those nobles from 35 mins away which I *did* kill in my sleep, because those villas *did* have their support land before Bull's attacks. MWhahahahaaHAhhhaaaaa.
...Erm, pls don't hurt me, Mr. Dutch?
Oh, and one last thing:
SFC is a sexy bastard.