[Official]Horcrux War-speech to the troops (w2sk members)!

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Horcrux:

Yes, yes, as you all know, we are going up against CHE!!! and some other tribes. Now some of you have been asking why we are only declaring war on these tribes, as we still vastly outnumber them, in terms of villages, members and pointwhores. But do not underestimate them, for they will eat our babies while we sleep! Yes, the evil CHE!!!, with a whopping member count of 39 members, offered us a 1 on 1 duel. Normally, we would've taken the offer, had it been any other normal tribe. But, the CHE!!! are so good, that even though we outnumber them ourselves (4/5:1 in members and 3:1 in village), it is not enough to defeat them. So we went to our, shitty little sister tribe and got them to help with CHE!!!, aswell as our loyal and ignorant lapdogs STACHE and KoD. Now with all 4 of us aiming for the death of CHE!!!, I think we can get them. The other tribes we declared war on, will wait until after CHE!!! is finished, because again, even though we alone already vastly outnumber them, we had to get our allies/shitty family tribe involved in order to make it a fair fight. The fabled one, known as bloodhood (commonly referred to as BH), will try to trick you guys, with facts and evidence of our ways! He will convince you that w00t-N is actually a shitty tribe, but do not believe him, for his words are tainted with all that is holy cheese. Remember fellow w00ters and secondly, STACHE/KoDers, that we cannot take on tribes ourselves and we instead need you guys, our faithful lap dogs, to take the hits for us, while we cunningly recruit CHE!!!'s top players and thus making 'CHE!!! fall through war.' Yes, it will be a wonderful war, a war filled with mass recruitments. Who will win the most CHE!!! recruits, nobody knows. But I hope, for all of us w00ters, that is us!

w00t w00t and you ignorantly don't know the rest
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ronnn

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Dont reveal the w00tie secret !

from lack of space w00t is now sending their mighty invitions from ~NA~ :icon_surprised:
 

DeletedUser

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Here is a REAL offical Alliance Statement.


NO CHE!!! WILL BE SPARED or ACCEPTED INTO ANY OF THE ALLIANCE TRIBES.

/signed

w00t-N
 

Deleted User - 3135

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Here is a REAL offical Alliance Statement.


NO w0000t WILL BE SPARED or ACCEPTED INTO ANY OF THE ALLIANCE TRIBES.

/signed

CHE!!!

Same here :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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that was fantastic.
i had no idea CHE were baby eaters.
just another fun fact.
 

DeletedUser

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Here is a REAL offical Alliance Statement.


NO CHE!!! WILL BE SPARED or ACCEPTED INTO ANY OF THE ALLIANCE TRIBES.

/signed

w00t-N

So will you be sending the recruitment mails to maxut and lord orhun, today or tomorrow? :icon_rolleyes:
 
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