50 Commandments of W70

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crimsoni

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Time to get this forum rolling. Post a commandment and I'll add it to the list.

1. Mattcurr is an outsider, thou shall treat him as such and shall never respond to his threads or posts.

2. P2P is a legal feature, thou shall accept it.

3. Action on the rim shall once and henceforth be deemed overrated and non-existant for the meantime.

4. Erig doth attempt to remove the action on the outer rim. Henceforth, he has been condemned outcast and thou shall rim him with thy nobles at any chance given to thee.

5. Thou shall send thy resources to Lord Crimsoni.

6. Those who seek attention shall be lavished in game with cats.

7. You may add to the commandments list if you don't actually play world 70, but your commandments are not to be taken seriously.

8. Thou must complain at least twice daily that this world is slow and this forum is dead.

9. Darkx is godlike, the world shall recognize such facts.

10. HeftySmurf may not be godlike, but thou should still fear him.

11. Thou shall not steal ones under garments.

12. Thou shalt refer to pointwhores in reverence. Especially the Lord of the Pointwhores.

13. When the Hunden ride, the women weep.

14. Thou shalt command thy neighbors to quit or pay regular taxes. Otherwise, thou shall send forth thy mighty army to get them with thy catapult to teach thee a lesson.

15. Disregard commandment #10.

16. Thou shall not listen to commandments posted by crimsoni, for he is not to be trusted.

17. Thou shall trust Lord Crimsoni.

18. Thou shall not just have one 15x15, but another 15x15 also, which you will place next to your first 15x15, but a little higher, so as to get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

19. Thou shall have sharks at home so you can cuddle more in game.

20. Thou shall honor thy wods!

21. Thou shall question a Delusional Muffin, what a wod would be.

22. Thou must cum 2 da externul forums 2 cumplane, using terribel English wheneva luck don't go ure way.

23. Thou shall not spiketh barbs whilst in start-up.

24. Thou shall send all the noobs to the rim.

25. If the Hunden have ridden, D3TH whispers on wind... and, your women have wept.

26. Thou shalt not kill.

27. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.

28. Thou shall play with honor or feel the flame.

29. When the demons come to ravage your village the righteous shall stand proud and smite the demons with their bonfires.

30. Thou shalt not make a tribe tag that is a question.

31. Thou shall program crimsoni's homepage to www.pen-island.com.

32. Thou shall not merge.

33. Thou shall stop being jealous of loosing #1 position.

34. Thou shalt not cast pearls of wisdom before the haughty noob, for it is better for them to suffer thy joke.

35. Thou mustn't blind nuke villages.

36. Thou shall not anger the Tribal Wars God of war, by making commandments.

37. Thou shall anger the Tribal Wars God of war.

38. When D3TH speaks, the twg listens... and takes notes, but can never replicate the wisdom or put it into action.

39. Thou shalt not noble tiny barbs.

40. Thou shalt not noble tiny barbs, unless the washerwomen have nice jugs... and, they are protected by eunuchs.

41. Thou shalt not edit or amend previous commandments.

42. Thou shalt not use the name of a pokemon, unless thou hast been a member of POKE w10.

43. Thou shall not use the name of Smurf, unless you have been in a classic tribe.

44. Thou shalt use more Cowbell!!!

45. Zombie tops all.

46. All tops Zombie.

47. Thou shall not make commandments full of irony.

48. Thou shall fear Firestorm. or she will burn you.

49. Thou shalt know that a rim start beith the only true method by which to find happiness.

50. Thou shalt not let Crimmy get bored on external forums, as he tends to ramble on with commandments.

 
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Erig

Still Going Strong
3. Action on the rim shall once and henceforth be deemed overrated and non-existant for the meantime.
 
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Muldie325

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7. You may add to the commandments list if you don't actually play world 70, but your commandments are not to be taken seriously.
 

mageknight12

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Thou shalt command thy neighbors to quit or pay regular taxes. Otherwise, thou shall send forth thy mighty army to get them with thy catapult to teach thee a lesson.
 

Squirtle..

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Thou shall not listen to commandments posted by cimsoni, for he is not to be trusted.
 
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