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We here at the SYNdicate have been doing quite well for ourselves. We have slowly built up our organization to the level you see today. Lately, though, we have been kinda lazy. I mean, we are idling by with the war against Khaos. Sure, we have to remain somewhat active against them or else we will lose precious turf, but frankly, it isn’t taking much effort to stay on top of them. So, we have been finding ourselves with lots and lots of free time on our hands. It’s amazing what that free time has lead us to do:
Well, needless to say we decided we needed a better hobby. One that was still relaxing, but that still provided for some fun and exctiting times. (And one that didn’t make our nose bleed so much.) Then we hit upon it. What is more relaxing than fishing? Nothing. But wait, we wanted something exciting and fun, too. Then another idea came to mind. What if we went fishing for something dangerous? It would be relaxing and exciting at the same time.
So we searched and searched, and just didn’t know where we could find something dangerous to fish for. Weeks went by and still nothing in this world was found that met our criteria. Then, one day, from out of nowhere, a tiny school of PIRANA appeared. “Yay!” we said. Until we realized they just weren’t big enough individually, and there weren’t enough of them, to be really dangerous.
Well, it was only a matter of time before we looked out again and noticed that the tiny school of tiny PIRANA’s had grown quite a bit. We were surprised, and quite frankly pleased, at the increase in the danger factor. However, it still wasn’t high enough. But, the multiplying machine that was this school of PIRANA did not disappoint. I mean, they weren’t really big individually, but, as you can see, there were now hundreds of them.
Finally, the moment had come. It was quite obvious with their overwhelming numbers, and apparent lack of food, that even the tiniest little morsel would quickly be set upon by the entire school and devoured with near instantaneous clamour.
Now, I know what you are thinking. We must be crazy to try and fish with the overwhelming numbers of PIRANA in that school. Well, I guess we were looking for something kinda dangerous in our prey for one very good reason. When it comes to fishing, we don’t mess around.
It wasn’t long until we started to see the results we were looking for.
Let me tell you, we are bored no more. I mean, that was a good haul, but it was just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. There is plenty more fishing like that to be had. So, world 48, we are announcing to you all that the SYNdicate is taking a well deserved vacation. We are going off on a long, exciting, and relaxing fishing trip in the West. That’s right, as of now, SYN is officially:
