An If Thread

DeletedUser

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What if i was your father?
What if i kicked you out of the house?
What if i killed you?
What if i Broke your computer?
What if you were suspended forever from computer?
What if the world was flat?
What if Hitler was the president of the world?

The person next to post answer my if questions, They are pure of epicness so i expect epic answers

What if?.................

Spamz0r strikes again:icon_cool:
 

DeletedUser

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What if i was your father? I'd look like someone who teaches faganomitry?
What if i kicked you out of the house? I would break in and beat you up then force all your passwords out of you and use your accounts to do Nazi-like things.
What if i killed you? I'd die.
What if i Broke your computer? I'd kill you with the letters off the keyboard.
What if you were suspended forever from computer? NO! NO! NO! I'd become like that german kid on YouTube going skits at his computer.
What if the world was flat? I'd jump off the edge.
What if Hitler was the president of the world? I'd plot his assassination.
What if?.................

Spamz0r strikes again? Then the real Spamz0r (THE LEWDER) will get jealous.
 

alvido

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What if i was your father? I'd kill myself for uglyness
What if i kicked you out of the house? I'd enter back and kick you out.
What if i killed you? sorry but Chuck Norris never die.
What if i Broke your computer? I would put you in a library and ask you to do my reasearch with no internets.. it would be so painfull that you'd buy me a new one :D
What if you were suspended forever from computer? I would try TW on my cellphone.
What if the world was flat? I'd jump off to see the bottom.
What if Hitler was the president of the world? I would put my feet in his @$$

Lewder better post here loll
 
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DeletedUser

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New question, Liars :D you wouldnt kill yourself coz i iz coool

What if I use my Spam machine gun at you(loaded with sliced SPAM)?
What if Silla is really a gay?
What if W22 was round and not flat?
What if Dchogs took over w22 and spread chaos?
What if Dchogs banned all of you and nobled all your villages?
What if you get to choose, your family or TW?
What if, your somekind of a mutant?
what if you are soooooooooooooo ugly*cough*sillabick*cough* :D
 

DeletedUser

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What if I use my Spam machine gun at you(loaded with sliced SPAM)? I'll use my anti-spaminator!
What if Silla is really a gay? Then I'm gay with you ;)
What if W22 was round and not flat? Then.. The core would be hotter?
What if Dchogs took over w22 and spread chaos? LEWDER WOULD RAPE HIM?
What if Dchogs banned all of you and nobled all your villages? Pfft.. I'll.. (insert nice talk about Lizy the moderator here.)
What if you get to choose, your family or TW? TW is part of my family ^^
What if, your somekind of a mutant? Then.. I have just earned a place on futurama :D
what if you are soooooooooooooo ugly*cough*sillabick*cough* :D !!!!!11111one!!11eleven!!!!one hundred and eleven1!!1111!! I'm sure you're jealous ^^ I have a smexy smile :D - don't call me a Nazi ya point whore! Haha..
 

alvido

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I never said I would kill myself for not being cool... I said for being ugly :S

What if I use my Spam machine gun at you(loaded with sliced SPAM)? I'd continue to post in this useless topic :icon_surprised:
What if Silla is really a gay? I though he was?!
What if W22 was round and not flat?DFENCE or Apollo couldn't hide anymore.. same with -3-, brkda, TDB and all others [D3TH] useless allies.
What if Dchogs took over w22 and spread chaos? I'd ask him to give me a lot of villages so I could continue to piointwhore.
What if Dchogs banned all of you and nobled all your villages? I could finally get him banned via an elder mod :icon_cool:
What if you get to choose, your family or TW? I'd stay where I am.. WE IZ THA BEST
What if, your somekind of a mutant? I would see through my computer so you couldn't hide your nobles from me !!!
what if you are soooooooooooooo ugly*cough*sillabick*cough* :D I'd revive myself from my last death.. "see the other post :p" (I don't know how.. but I would do it) and then kill myself once again.
 

DeletedUser

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What if I use my Spam machine gun at you(loaded with sliced SPAM)? LUNCH TIME
What if Silla is really a gay? IF? >.>
What if W22 was round and not flat? We get more wars :icon_biggrin:
What if Dchogs took over w22 and spread chaos? I'd love it chaos = fun
What if Dchogs banned all of you and nobled all your villages? I'd probably go back to playing that RL game
What if you get to choose, your family or TW? My family would understand
What if, your somekind of a mutant? The awesome X-men kind of mutant where I could shoot lasers out of my eyes or be super strong?? That shit'd be sweeeeeet
what if you are soooooooooooooo ugly*cough*sillabick*cough* :D There's always a paper bag
 

DeletedUser

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What if you are blind?(no more TW)

What if you will die in 2 days?

What if you just dont give a cent answering my questions of idioticness :D?

What if you were to choose between dan and ywevis and have some gay love with either?*Throw up*
 

DeletedUser

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I wanna add something,

What if Hitler and napoleon were to duel?

What if hitler and napoleon were tight friends and declared on the world?

What if Britney spears is america's president?(ofc, Free pleasure for obama just so he would step down)

what if paris hilton and britney join hands to world *cough*whoring*cough* domination?

What if HPG is our forum mod? :D
 
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DeletedUser

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What if i was your father? You can't be, my dad hates TW lol :lol:
What if i kicked you out of the house? See above.
What if i killed you? You don't know where I live nub :icon_biggrin:
What if i Broke your computer? See above. I'd kill you.
What if you were suspended forever from computer? I'd sneak on whenever possible and/or go all emo.
What if the world was flat? Nub question.
What if Hitler was the president of the world? I would kill him of course ;D

ONE Question for the next poster:

What if you were caught 'doing it' by someone (preferably parents)?
 

DeletedUser

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harrypotterguru said:
My dad just turned around and left last time?
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So he didn't freak, spaz, give some kind of talk or something?

Well I'd probably be grounded for life lol, then again sex under 16 here is technically illegal :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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The Lewder said:
So he didn't freak, spaz, give some kind of talk or something?

Well I'd probably be grounded for life lol, then again sex under 16 here is technically illegal :icon_wink:
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My dad doesn't care about me being sexually active. I've been with my gf for almost 2 years. :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

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harrypotterguru said:
My dad doesn't care about me being sexually active. I've been with my gf for almost 2 years. :icon_confused:
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I read that on your myspace profile, its like you and your gf value eachother like you are the world and more and if she said to kill everyone and have me perv on you you would do it lol
 
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