Axe Leadership

DeletedUser13939

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Recently the members of the Axe leadership have been asked multiple questions. Some of these questions were things along the lines of "What are your future plans?", "Any enemies you plan to have right off the back?", "What are you going to do with the PARTY family right there?", "How exactly do you guys discuss important topics?"

Well, instead of answering each and every question multiple times, we decided to just share a few snippets of our tribe conversation on Skype. ;)

NOTABLE PEOPLE

DK : Dwarven King
Jake/Vistaa : Vistaa
flyingsnickerdoodle : Little Dwarf
Aethonx : Aethonx
Mot - Aethonx : Aethonx's co-player

[spoil][10:55:57 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: need to find an age appropriate profile pic for my name now
[10:55:58 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: :D
[10:56:14 AM] DK: I'm quite curious as to what your picture will be ;P
[10:56:16 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: On skype or externals?
[10:56:22 AM] DK: In-game
[10:56:24 AM] DK: Duh
[10:56:28 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Oh
[10:56:32 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: I don't have a picture
[10:56:35 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: :)
[10:56:44 AM] Jake/vistaa: The externals used to he so much funner
[10:56:47 AM] Jake/vistaa: It's so lame now
[10:56:54 AM] DK: If I put up a picture while I have premium...does it stay when I run out of premium?
[10:57:20 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Idk
[10:57:28 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: i have 0 flags
[10:57:29 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: noooooooooooooo
[10:57:45 AM] DK: Ladies and gentlemen
[10:57:50 AM] DK: I give you Little Dwarf
[10:57:53 AM] DK: http://gyazo.com/76331afe6e316e68e56cb65a2e5103f8
[10:58:28 AM] Jake/vistaa: Lol @ that post
[10:58:38 AM] Jake/vistaa: Did you make an externals account just for this world
[10:58:41 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: can i click that
[10:58:44 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: at work?
[10:59:12 AM] DK: Yes
[10:59:15 AM] DK: Yes you can
[10:59:32 AM] DK: It's is SFW Jeff.
[10:59:42 AM] DK: I always warn people when I post NSFW pictures.
[11:00:12 AM] DK: OH GAWD!
[11:00:14 AM] DK: MY EYES!
[11:00:16 AM] DK: D:
[11:00:24 AM] DK: WHY DID I GOOGLE SEARCH THAT?!?!
[11:00:26 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: IM 126PTS
[11:00:31 AM] Jeff / TDOW / Schmitzu: WOO
[11:00:35 AM] DK: JEFF!!!
[11:00:36 AM] Jake/vistaa: Already what
[11:00:56 AM] DK: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, DO NOT GOOGLE NAKED DWARFS IN SEARCH FOR YOUR PORFILE PICTURE
[11:01:02 AM] Jake/vistaa: Did you build a mini academy or something
[11:01:10 AM] DK: MY ******* EYES
[11:01:22 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: I made an account just for this world, yes
[11:01:30 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: On externals
[11:01:30 AM] Jake/vistaa: WTFFFFFFFFF
[11:01:32 AM] Jake/vistaa: WHY
[11:01:32 AM] DK: I CAN'T SCRUB THE IMAGE FROM MY MIND
[11:01:38 AM] DK: WHY
[11:01:40 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Whatdya mean why
[11:01:46 AM] DK: WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?
[11:01:47 AM] Jake/vistaa: I had to search it
[11:01:47 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Why not dwarf porn
[11:01:50 AM] Jake/vistaa: Why
[11:01:55 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Yummy yumm
[11:01:59 AM] Jake/vistaa: Duck u DK
[11:02:06 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Duck
[11:02:09 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Shrekt
[11:02:10 AM] DK: WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH IT AFTER I SCREAMED NOT TO?!?!
[11:02:13 AM] Jake/vistaa: Vackstab
[11:02:16 AM] Jake/vistaa: Idk yolo
[11:02:17 AM] DK: GAHHHH
[11:02:48 AM] Jake/vistaa: Welp gonna go search up pictures of hot chicks now to erase that mental image[/spoil]

[spoil][11:40:57 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Hey DK
[11:41:01 AM] DK: With certain villages building nothing but HC
[11:41:03 AM] DK: WHAT
[11:41:07 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: We gonna make another alliance soon?
[11:41:15 AM] DK: No
[11:41:18 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Kk
[11:41:22 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Just curious
[11:41:29 AM] Aethonx: Alliances are for the French
[11:42:00 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: I'm French italian
[11:42:14 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: 2 worst armies in WW2
[11:42:25 AM] Aethonx: :D
[11:42:30 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Love it
[11:42:34 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Brb in 10
[11:42:39 AM] DK: Guys
[11:42:44 AM] DK: Stop disctracting me
[11:42:49 AM] DK: I'm doing maths
[11:42:51 AM] Aethonx: DK I'm afraid to touch that link in the other chat
[11:42:54 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: ))))))))))))))))
[11:42:59 AM] DK: It's a good link
[11:43:00 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: It's furry porn
[11:43:03 AM] DK: Ask Little Dwarf
[11:43:12 AM] Aethonx: I think I might just pass
[11:43:14 AM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: It was okay for furries
[11:43:29 AM] DK: CLICK IT[/spoil]

[spoil][2:31:33 PM] Jake/vistaa: DK there's two more people that put their skypes on the forums
[2:31:42 PM] Jake/vistaa: Too lazy to add them
[2:32:01 PM] Jake/vistaa: I'm such a great baron
[2:32:22 PM] DK: I'm to hungry to do it. ;-;
[2:32:32 PM] DK: Make Little Dwarf do it.
[2:32:32 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Sup guys
[2:32:33 PM] Jake/vistaa: Little dwarfie babe
[2:32:48 PM] DK: Oh Mr. Fabulous!
[2:32:52 PM] DK: Hi Mot
[2:32:53 PM] Mot - Aethonx: I know I'm Co Duke, but those forums are too active, **** that shit.
[2:32:59 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Co Baron
[2:33:03 PM] Alex Gagnon: Opening a fortune cookie. Trying to find my fate.
[2:33:03 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Not Duke.
[2:33:11 PM] Jake/vistaa: Mottie baee
[2:33:16 PM] DK: Mot
[2:33:22 PM] DK: You're whatever I say you are.
[2:33:32 PM] Jake/vistaa: :O
[2:33:38 PM] DamnItsMikey: Hi buddy.
[2:33:40 PM] DK: And right now, you're Skype bitch! So go check the skype thread and start adding those people!
[2:33:47 PM] DK: Vistaa and I are to lazy ;-;
[2:33:50 PM] Jake/vistaa: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
[2:33:56 PM] Jake/vistaa: X3737273742837
[2:34:07 PM] DK: And Mr. Fabulous isn't answering us.
[2:34:11 PM] DK: So that just leaves you.
[2:35:17 PM] DK: Do you think he will do it Vistaa?
[2:35:23 PM] Jake/vistaa: Nope
[2:35:37 PM] DK: I don't think so either. ;-;
[2:35:50 PM] Jake/vistaa: This tribe is ****** if this is the leadership
[2:35:57 PM] Alex Gagnon: My fourtune cookie says, "Beautiful things await you."

Shrooms are kinda beautiful.

**** it, I'm growing shrooms.
[2:36:00 PM] Jake/vistaa: If any if you are Screenshotting this I'll dismiss you
[2:36:26 PM] DK: ...I'm to lazy to dismiss anyone right now. ;-;
[2:36:37 PM] Jake/vistaa: Rip Axe w76
[2:36:51 PM] DK: Wait
[2:36:54 PM] DK: I'm Duke
[2:36:56 PM] DK: VISTAA
[2:37:00 PM] Jake/vistaa: Gtg
[2:37:13 PM] DK: I COMMAND THEE TO ADD PEOPLE TO THIS CHAT. DO EET NOA!!
[2:37:34 PM] DK: DK does a shooing motion with his hands.
[2:38:32 PM] DK: YOUR DUKE HAS SPOKEN
[2:38:44 PM] Jake/vistaa: Gtg
[2:38:50 PM] DK: D:
[2:38:53 PM] DK: LIEZ!
[2:39:01 PM] DK: I don't see this thread you said you were making.
[2:39:12 PM] Jake/vistaa: Mikey says he'll do it
[2:39:14 PM] DamnItsMikey: Anone able to accont sit me overnight and tomorrow?
[2:39:25 PM] DamnItsMikey: W8
[2:39:26 PM] DamnItsMikey: Whut?
[2:39:33 PM] DK: MIKEY
[2:39:43 PM] DK: YOUR MIGHTY DUKE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT TASK FOR YOU
[2:39:48 PM] Jake/vistaa: I'm from North America so if you live in Europe I can sit you for most of your night
[2:40:09 PM] DamnItsMikey: MY MIGHT DUKE?
[2:40:13 PM] DamnItsMikey: Ok thanks Vistaa!!
[2:40:21 PM] DK: That clearly says mighty. :|
[2:40:25 PM] DamnItsMikey: OH IT SAYS MIGHTY.
[2:40:27 PM] DamnItsMikey: YEAH WHAT?
[2:40:32 PM] Jake/vistaa: No problemo just let me know when you're setting me
[2:40:42 PM] DamnItsMikey: Bout an hour.
[2:40:46 PM] Jake/vistaa: Sweet
[2:40:46 PM] DK: SLAP VISTAA FOR DISOBEYING MY ORDERS! DO IT NOA!
[2:40:51 PM] DamnItsMikey: Just get res pits up, farm if ou want ;)
[2:41:34 PM] Jake/vistaa: But seriously though if this is how lazy the leadership is. With Mot and Aethonx being afk all day, Little Dwarf dead and me and you being too lazy to even add people on Skype. We're doomed (rain)
[2:42:02 PM] DK: DK lazily waves his hand.
[2:42:40 PM] DK: I've been up since 4am doing TW shit and adding people to this chat.
[2:42:48 PM] DK: I've added every person here.
[2:42:56 PM] DK: How many have you added Vistaa? :|
[2:43:22 PM] DamnItsMikey: DamnItsMikey slaps Vistaa
[2:43:29 PM] DK: YESH
[2:43:34 PM] DamnItsMikey: YESH.
[2:43:36 PM] Jake/vistaa: Wow
[2:43:36 PM] DamnItsMikey: NO.
[2:43:41 PM] DamnItsMikey: HE'S ACC SITTING ME.
[2:43:42 PM] DamnItsMikey: SORREH.
[2:43:42 PM] Jake/vistaa: I'm dismissing him right now
[2:43:50 PM] DK: MY UNDERLINGS ARE OBEDIENT!
[2:44:10 PM] DamnItsMikey: (cool)
[2:44:16 PM] Jake/vistaa: Lel I actually dismissed him can I invite him back
[2:44:24 PM] Jake/vistaa: Or is there like a time limit
[2:44:40 PM] DK: DO NOT WORRY MY UNDERLING! HE CAN NOT TOUCH THEE!
[2:44:53 PM] DK: NOW UNDERLING...SLAP HIM AGAIN!
[2:45:15 PM] DamnItsMikey: DamnItsMikey Back hands Vistaa
[2:45:17 PM] Jake/vistaa: -.-
[2:45:41 PM] Jake/vistaa: I'm spiking all the farms around you Mikey
[2:46:00 PM] DamnItsMikey: I dont even farm, bitch. ;)
[2:46:04 PM] DamnItsMikey: I'll just send my LC man.
[2:46:08 PM] DK: DO NOT FEAR HIM MY UNDERLING! HE LACKS THE POWER TO DISMISS YOU! SLAP HIM ONCE MORE.
[2:46:40 PM] DamnItsMikey: DamnItsMikey Slaps Vistaa down a hook!
[2:46:43 PM] Jake/vistaa: I actually can dismiss him doe
[2:46:58 PM] Jake/vistaa: Wait wtf
[2:46:58 PM] DK: No you can't. :|
[2:47:03 PM] Jake/vistaa: ....
[2:47:13 PM] DamnItsMikey: :p
[2:47:15 PM] DK: YOUR KING HAS SPOKEN!
[2:47:22 PM] Jake/vistaa: Leaving tribe
[2:47:27 PM] DK: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL MY BAD UNDERLINGS!
[2:47:30 PM] DamnItsMikey: Hate itch bollocks.
[2:47:35 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Tried to read the comments from before but you keep typing noobs SO I HAVEN'T READ IT AND I WILL NOT
[2:47:36 PM] DK: Vistaa
[2:47:46 PM] Jake/vistaa: Yes DK?
[2:47:54 PM] DK: I don't think Mot is going to do it.
[2:47:56 PM] DK: :|
[2:48:14 PM] Mot - Aethonx: (hug)
[2:48:28 PM] Jake/vistaa: well this is Awks
[2:48:34 PM] DK: Vistaa
[2:48:38 PM] DK: Guess what
[2:48:40 PM] Jake/vistaa: Yes DK?
[2:48:48 PM] Mot - Aethonx: I'll do anything Vistaa asked me to (heart)
[2:48:56 PM] Jake/vistaa: Did you dismiss me now. Was taking my privs not good enough?
[2:49:06 PM] DamnItsMikey: DamnItsMikey slaps Aethnox
[2:49:09 PM] DamnItsMikey: Obey the king.
[2:49:12 PM] DamnItsMikey: NOW.
[2:49:17 PM] Jake/vistaa: WHAT DO U WANT ME. IS IT MY BODY?
[2:49:27 PM] DK: While the leaderships of other tribes are probably off making alliances and battle plans...we're doing this. :|
[2:49:35 PM] Jake/vistaa: ^
[2:49:41 PM] DK: Mikey...motty =/= aethonx
[2:50:01 PM] Jake/vistaa: You should make a PnP about the leaders of Axe and their amazing relationship
[2:50:02 PM] DamnItsMikey: (nod)
[2:50:04 PM] DK: Good intitiative though.[/spoil]

[spoil][2:52:07 PM] Mot - Aethonx: You guys
[2:52:11 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Are killing me
[2:52:12 PM] DK: Yes Motty?
[2:52:15 PM] DamnItsMikey: Got it. ;)
[2:52:23 PM] DK: We posting to fast for you?
[2:52:29 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Yes
[2:52:32 PM] Jake/vistaa: Motty you're just a slow reader
[2:52:39 PM] Jake/vistaa: Did u even first grade
[2:52:43 PM] Jake/vistaa: Do u even school
[2:52:45 PM] Mot - Aethonx: I'm trying to sexually assault my GF
[2:52:53 PM] Mot - Aethonx: It's so hard to do 2 things
[2:52:57 PM] DK: UNDERLING! SLAP MOTTY FOR BITCHING AT WHAT I DO! DO IT NOA!
[2:53:00 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: What
[2:53:03 PM] Jake/vistaa: DK take some of these quotes down they're perfect
[2:53:06 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Not eut
[2:53:07 PM] DamnItsMikey: Aethnox is high fiving himself then.
[2:53:08 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Wut
[2:53:13 PM] Jake/vistaa: Elastic you missed a lot
[2:53:16 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Mot wut
[2:53:24 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: I'm eating icecream
[2:53:30 PM] DK: Opening notepad
[2:53:33 PM] Jake/vistaa: This leadership doe
[2:53:44 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Are they being more retarded then me?
[2:53:47 PM] DamnItsMikey: Gonna have a peek at the externals.
[2:53:47 PM] Jake/vistaa: One is assaulting his girlfriend
[2:53:51 PM] DamnItsMikey: See what noobs are on.
[2:53:53 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: Mot pls
[2:53:59 PM] Jake/vistaa: another is eating ice cream
[2:54:09 PM] Jake/vistaa: DK is making his underlings slap everyone
[2:54:17 PM] DamnItsMikey: And I'm licking the computer screen.
[2:54:18 PM] Jake/vistaa: Aethonx is prob fapping off somewhere
[2:54:32 PM] Flyingsnickerdoodle: To view this shared photo, go to: https://api.asm.skype.com/s/i?0-neu-d3-8d98a9e2bcd14e568859509f99e345e2
[2:54:34 PM] Jake/vistaa: And I'm here being all pretty (inlove)[/spoil]

[spoil][3:08:48 PM] Jake/vistaa: LOL
[3:08:56 PM] Jake/vistaa: Where's aeth today?
[3:09:01 PM] Jake/vistaa: Haven't seen him on at all
[3:09:04 PM] Mot - Aethonx: It's okay though, my co, Johan told me he tells his girls he's going to noble their ***** on their first day and cat their ass.
[3:09:17 PM] Mot - Aethonx: You're guess is as good as mine :)
[3:09:23 PM] Mot - Aethonx: Busy I suppose :)
[3:09:29 PM] Jake/vistaa: He left you all alone with the account?
[3:09:31 PM] Jake/vistaa: Woah
[3:10:00 PM] Mot - Aethonx: He done his shift this morning, just hasn't been on since he repliedto me before but not since I don't mind :)
[3:10:03 PM] Jake/vistaa: "Noble their ***** on their first day and cat their ass" so done[/spoil]

[spoil][3:46:34 PM] The Dark One: guys... are you serius... 2400 new comments... ain't nobody got time to read this[/spoil]

And that folks is how the Axe leadership works and handles it's day to day responsibilities. ;)

~~DK
 
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DeletedUser13939

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Next time when I give you an order, you best do it Vistaa!
 

DreamSweeper

Guest
Seems I am not welcome in your tribe, you already have a Jake :|
 

DeletedUser13939

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Pfft! That's just Vistaa. I make the underlings slap him.
 

DamnItsMikey

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If you don't Obey the master, I'll slap you again Vistaa. Look after my account tonight boy.

Much love bby <3
 

ToPaT

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I disagree with that,

Some of my best friends are from this tribe.

Especially the ones that don't know it.

So leave them alone okay?

k?

Thanks..
 

darkx

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I'm no one's best friend. Oh well, it's life :icon_confused: