Bad Diplomacy 101

DeletedUser105025

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How to Guide: Diplomacy



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*SMOKE goes to see Auphan*

SMOKE: Hey, Auphan ?
Auphan: Thats us, whats up ?
SMOKE: Can we merge ?
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Auphan: No.
SMOKE: Ok :( Anyway...as you know by now, we are internalling TheR.
Auphan: Yeah. We noticed.
SMOKE: Well, we're going to continue with that. Then, think about recruiting a few of them.
Auphan: Nobling our war targets isnt enough, you have to recruit them too ?
SMOKE: We will work with you afterwards to finish them off...
Auphan: We're doing just fine. What's the point ?
SMOKE: We dont want War-Peace nobling all the freebies.
Auphan: Seems legit.
SMOKE: So, what do you say ?
Auphan: Give us some time to think about it.
Smoke: Ok, sounds good!

*SMOKE turns to ZIPS*

SMOKE: Hey ZIPS, got a propostion for ya!
ZIPS: Go on...
SMOKE: Can we merge ?
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ZIPS: No. What would we get out of that ?
SMOKE: What if we say as a rule, no attacking friends ?
ZIPS: Still a no.
SMOKE: What about lots of internals ?
ZIPS: Mind... not changed.
SMOKE: Hm..ok :( Anyway, how goes it nobling the KOC villas we cleared ?!
ZIPS: Seriously ? Dont give me that.
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SMOKE: We nuked them, and now you're nobling and claiming tons ?
ZIPS: Your point is ?
SMOKE: Well, anything we nuked is ours!
ZIPS: Thats funny. How so ?
SMOKE: You're claiming villas closer to us, than yourselves...What if we do the same ?
ZIPS: Do it.
SMOKE: I see no point in us arguing, lets leave this here for now.
ZIPS: K

*SMOKE goes to check on TheR*

SMOKE: Hey guys!
TheR: Hey babycakes!
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SMOKE: How are you holding up against Auphan ?
TheR: Were losing players left and right...Sitting more accounts than we have active. We cant keep this up for much longer.
SMOKE: Where do you need more support? We're on it.
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TheR: Sweet! Il pm the co-ords.
SMOKE: Nice. Hey, let us internal your inactives, we will help defend close range with sniping and quick stacks.
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TheR: Nice idea! Here, noble WolfEmpire and Krystalballty.
SMOKE: Ok, just let the tribe know.
TheR: KPland just quit, better take his villas too, before Auphan do.
SMOKE: haha, dw we got this ;)
TheR: Damn, looks like Ram-Me-Harder wants to merge with Logboss, let me sort this out.
SMOKE: Ok.
TheR: Sorted, his villas are ours now.
SMOKE: LOL! Time to put those Auphans in their place!
TheR: :)
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*Auphan and ZIPS meet up*

Auphan: Sup guys ?
ZIPS: Nothing much, long weekend...you ?
Auphan: Well, been hearing some weird stuff from SMOKE.
ZIPS: Funny, us too.
Auphan: Wanting to team up and steal a world win with mass mergers etc ?
ZIPS: Basically, lol
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Auphan: Those ex-w54 guys just want to merge and internal, well... the ones down south.
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ZIPS: Yeah, they have been trying to keep the south strong, and then screw over the north with their lies.
Auphan: Clearly not working, aha
ZIPS: Nope. Asking you guys for a merge, then asking us for the same thing ?
Auphan: Bad Diplomacy 101 right there.
ZIPS: haha, yeah...clowns.
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Auphan: We are going to declare soon. We cant have them continue to noble TheR while defending them.
ZIPS: They are annoying us too.
Auphan: Declare with us ?
ZIPS: Yeah. Lets teach them the error of their ways.
Auphan: Excellent, let us know when you're ready.
ZIPS: Sweet, will do.

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SMOKE have tried screwing over the two largest tribes in the North.

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They have had plans all along to cause a North Vs South war. Since Auphan and ZIPS have eaten through the core, they changed their minds. Too late...

For anyone who might be thinking "2 tribes on 1 ? Thats unfair!".

Auphan and ZIPS have held a strong relationship since June 2013. Any conversations the south had with either of us, have been shared. We listened simply to humor the southern players that wanted a North - South war. Thought you were pulling our strings? Well...we were pulling yours.

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Not long ago now, the Southern tribes thought they had complete control. Bragging about it. Trying to tempt the northern tribes into merges with them. Didn't work... Not working... Wont work.

Now. Time to test the theory 'Theres no SMOKE without fire'.

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Auphan + ZIPS Declare War On SMOKE!
 
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unigraf

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everybody knew that ....problem is not the war itself which is the true fun of this game but war with a bunch of incorrect players.....and those are not zips :)
if i played i would cert delete at this pont....
 

DeletedUser105025

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everybody knew that ....problem is not the war itself which is the true fun of this game but war with a bunch of incorrect players.....and those are not zips :)
if i played i would cert delete at this pont....

Your input is always highly valued unigraf. Thank you so very much once again for a post of godlike stature.

Kind regards,
Adam.
 

unigraf

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np :) i like watching this game , collect impressions and state my oppinions.
i can guess now that you're not in Zips :)
 

DeletedUser105025

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np :) i like watching this game , collect impressions and state my oppinions.
i can guess now that you're not in Zips :)

Your guess would be correct. How can it be anything other. You have many abilities unigraf, one can only hope to be as wise and powerful as you are.

Kind regards,
Adam.
 

roman01

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Auphan be frontin:

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Now I've arrived:


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External opinion of my capabilities:

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Dan, assuming you still play. If not the next consecutive leadership figure:

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Personal opinion of the declaration:


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Smoke's honest opinion of Zips having joined in on Auphan's side:

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Smoke's anticipation of the upcoming gangbang:

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How Jack McMunch feels not being able to respond to this post at this moment in time:

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IG reactions I expect to my response:

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DeletedUser113394

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This World Has Been Pre-Determined Winning From The Start -.-
 

jfsmith3

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Nothing is a surprise here. Everyone talks to much to everyone to be surprised. Nice enough declare, as slanted as it is. But Roman, LMAO on yer post. lol
 
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Ack3rl3y

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No surprises to be held here. Though I am confused a little at when we tried to merge with ZIPs? And the Auphan merging thing was one member asking a question out of curiosity.. but I'd be silly to think that you wouldn't use whatever you can in PnP :icon_wink:.

Good luck all and try to have fun. For me I'm just somewhat happy that the world is entering what I presume will be the end-game phase (for after SMOKE is gone, Auphan will blow through ZIPs).
 

DeletedUser109828

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No surprises to be held here. Though I am confused a little at when we tried to merge with ZIPs? And the Auphan merging thing was one member asking a question out of curiosity.. but I'd be silly to think that you wouldn't use whatever you can in PnP :icon_wink:.

Oh really? Our bad...lets call back our war party guys, guess there must've been a misunderstanding. Lets forget about this whole thing ok?

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NOT!
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DeletedUser105025

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If only you understood something, guys. You might actually make sense, lol
 

DeletedUser113394

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There is nothing to understand puff haha, Its a war game.
 

Ack3rl3y

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Oh really? Our bad...lets call back our war party guys, guess there must've been a misunderstanding. Lets forget about this whole thing ok?

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NOT!
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Your sarcasm is much appreciated but unfounded. I didn't say it was your sole reason for wanting to war us nor is it something I disagree with. But using those as excuses is a smokescreen. Let's just call it what it is - you need to expand somewhere else and decided it would be easier taking on SMOKE with Auphan than Auphan with SMOKE. I don't blame you, Auph are going to be hard to beat when they pay to win the game (for that is exactly what they are doing). But that is what you have assured by ending it in a 1v1.. oh, wait, that won't happen either (see below).


i beg to differ ... we know Auphan's "secrets", and more importantly, where they hide their flux capacitors :icon_biggrin:
Yes, and we all know what comes next also. You merge with Auphan for the win. Again, not something unexpected and not surprising to most I am sure. Bit of a crappy world really, people paying to win and then taking the easy merge-route to achieve that victory. Sure, it does it's job - but where is the fun? Kills the game for anybody else not involved in your scheme and if that is your goal you might aswell play against a CPU than somebody who you kill all the fun and enthusiasm for.
 

DeletedUser105025

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Jacklicky is in Auphan.

We have no plans to merge.

There are no pay to win features on w66.
 

Ack3rl3y

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ZIPS obviously have a plan to merge with you guys - for they know that they won't beat you head-on
 
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