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Once upon a time, well there was one more time but basically it happened at the same time as once upon a time so you all should be familiar by now with the legend of Cazac, the king who pulled the one sword Sexcalibur ( i watch too much porn ) from the stone, who together with his 12 trusty companions set out on a perilous and adventurous journey around 7 seas and 7 continents in the pursuit of the all mighty relic: The Holy Crap! Grail.
The mighty king Cazac was chosen to lead his people into doing good things and building a great empire, whose capital lay in the golden city of Cum-a-lot ( again ...porn ).
Legend has it that King Cazac formed his Oval Table so that no true knight would sit at the corner and in which every member would be equal in rights, stature and valor. It is said that Cazac hand picked Cum-a-lot's finest warriors and wisest advisers the world ( 6 ) had to offer. His companions so far are as follows:
Sir Spam-a-lot (jimsta71) - the amazing knight capable of dissolving entire nations just by spamming their inboxes, forums and e-mail addresses. Legend has it he once he made Jay Leno cry and fall on his knees asking for forgiveness.
Sir Awan the Silent (awan) - elders say that Sir Awan is the wisest of King Cazac's companions, however this information cannot be confirmed as nobody ever heard Sir Awan actually talk ( if you haven't figured it out by now, this is my last desperate attempt to get awan to post on the forum - if he does i swear i'm buying everyone drinks, i'll fax 'em, e-mail them, priori-post them )
Sir Romeo the Greedy (One Winged Angel) - formerly known as Sir Romeo the Unpatient, this brave knight has gotten his nickname after a night of endless booze and orgies, waking up, still drunk in a dusty old Albanian ditch
and craving for more booze, Sir Awan tried to drink his own foot. He is also known as uttering the following phrase: "Offffficerrrr, i swear to drunk i'm not God!" (obviously drunk again)
Sir Christian the Short-Tempered (SlasherZ.) - descendant of the mighty vikings, a knight so brave on the battlefield and so trustworthy and helpful as a friend yet so easy to upset that once he nuked an entire regional command just because the flower arrangement didn't quite appeal to his decorative artist nature. He is responsible with teaching King Cazac foreign languages so that Cazac might have a better chance of picking up chicks wherever his Holy Crap Grail might lead him.
Sir Dika the Scribe - (dikadam) - this is mayhaps the strangest one of King Cazac's knights, descendant of the famous bronze skin elephant tamers of the Eastern Legions, yet living among the pale skin blond northern marauders Sir Dika is a follower in the footsteps of his king, always carrying notes and scrolls, and has high hopes of at one point becoming a chameleon diplomat though at the moment he's still a noob when it comes to welcome messages
Help us continue the legend of King Cazac's brave knights in the quest for their Holy Crap! Grail, and watch them every day as they battle monsters, save damsels in distress and slay fierce dragons. That is all for tonight sweet children i wish you a good night and don't let RIM, RIP or CHE bite.
The mighty king Cazac was chosen to lead his people into doing good things and building a great empire, whose capital lay in the golden city of Cum-a-lot ( again ...porn ).
Legend has it that King Cazac formed his Oval Table so that no true knight would sit at the corner and in which every member would be equal in rights, stature and valor. It is said that Cazac hand picked Cum-a-lot's finest warriors and wisest advisers the world ( 6 ) had to offer. His companions so far are as follows:
Sir Spam-a-lot (jimsta71) - the amazing knight capable of dissolving entire nations just by spamming their inboxes, forums and e-mail addresses. Legend has it he once he made Jay Leno cry and fall on his knees asking for forgiveness.
Sir Awan the Silent (awan) - elders say that Sir Awan is the wisest of King Cazac's companions, however this information cannot be confirmed as nobody ever heard Sir Awan actually talk ( if you haven't figured it out by now, this is my last desperate attempt to get awan to post on the forum - if he does i swear i'm buying everyone drinks, i'll fax 'em, e-mail them, priori-post them )
Sir Romeo the Greedy (One Winged Angel) - formerly known as Sir Romeo the Unpatient, this brave knight has gotten his nickname after a night of endless booze and orgies, waking up, still drunk in a dusty old Albanian ditch
and craving for more booze, Sir Awan tried to drink his own foot. He is also known as uttering the following phrase: "Offffficerrrr, i swear to drunk i'm not God!" (obviously drunk again)
Sir Christian the Short-Tempered (SlasherZ.) - descendant of the mighty vikings, a knight so brave on the battlefield and so trustworthy and helpful as a friend yet so easy to upset that once he nuked an entire regional command just because the flower arrangement didn't quite appeal to his decorative artist nature. He is responsible with teaching King Cazac foreign languages so that Cazac might have a better chance of picking up chicks wherever his Holy Crap Grail might lead him.
Sir Dika the Scribe - (dikadam) - this is mayhaps the strangest one of King Cazac's knights, descendant of the famous bronze skin elephant tamers of the Eastern Legions, yet living among the pale skin blond northern marauders Sir Dika is a follower in the footsteps of his king, always carrying notes and scrolls, and has high hopes of at one point becoming a chameleon diplomat though at the moment he's still a noob when it comes to welcome messages
Help us continue the legend of King Cazac's brave knights in the quest for their Holy Crap! Grail, and watch them every day as they battle monsters, save damsels in distress and slay fierce dragons. That is all for tonight sweet children i wish you a good night and don't let RIM, RIP or CHE bite.
