Conculsive proof PITA cant beat GR

zscmurray

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After months (actually more like a few days) of planning and preparation, I am ready to unveil the instrument of destruction that will bring those pesky penguins to their knees. Got Rob, now has in their possession, a weapon so potent that we can destroy other worlds without registering.

The Demands:
[spoil]1. The unconditional surrender of PITA, all members except kinkyandtough and mathslegend must delete. Sorry to the rest of you, namely les, ads, and or-el.
2. Prior to deleting, all PITA members must send all troops to attack Justin (from what I hear, that is not an unreasonable request).
3. Pre-nobling for GR will get you punch and pie. That is all we are willing to provide.
4. TW staff must supply all GR/GTC members with 1k permie points a month or we’ll destroy other worlds at random from w59.[/spoil]

Ultimate weapon
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As you can see GR has attained a fully functional Death Star. The picture shows that it works, indicated by the yellow/green Legos extending from the dish. Our Death Star is outfitted with turrets that track targets simultaneously. Many penguins died trying to acquire these plans. I would like to thank my wife for without her this would have not been possible. Additionally, I have to add, SHAME ON YOU SHAGGY ROGERS!

You have 24 hours to comply.
 
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DeletedUser63287

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I've always wondered what it would feel like to be destroyed by something as powerful as the death star.... and I still dont get to know :icon_cry:, as I only play on W59, unless GR is willing to destroy themselves along with the Penguins? :icon_idea:
 

Alexisdead

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and the death star blew up so if you think that will help you ummm yeah
 

zscmurray

Guest
and the death star blew up so if you think that will help you ummm yeah


It doesn't look very destroyed in the pic. It is a new death star and very operational. You can think it blew up all you want, that wont help your cause.
 

DeletedUser106579

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That death star does, indeed, appear impressive, and first thoughts were to accept your terms and offer unconditional surrender.

However, on closer inspection it would seem to be less than 1/millionth of the size of the orb which destroyed Alderaan. Yours would probably only be capable of obliterating small insects or, at worst, no-mark towns such as Swindon, Knoxville, or Bucharest. And, let's face it, who's gonna miss any of those shitholes...

In any event, crack penguins are currently on their way back from a top secret mission to find Sadaam's missing WMD. So we'll see your death star and raise you a petrol drum full of Ebola virus...
 
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rascal-the-cat

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After months (actually more like a few days) of planning and preparation, I am ready to unveil the instrument of destruction that will bring those pesky penguins to their knees ....

Good to see the word pesky being used on these forums!

A much underused word in my view. :D
 

zscmurray

Guest
That death star does, indeed, appear impressive, and first thoughts were to accept your terms and offer unconditional surrender.

However, on closer inspection it would seem to be less than 1/millionth of the size of the orb which destroyed Alderaan. Yours would probably only be capable of obliterating small insects or, at worst, no-mark towns such as Swindon, Knoxville, or Bucharest. And, let's face it, who's gonna miss any of those shitholes...

In any event, crack penguins are currently on their way back from a top secret mission to find Sadaam's missing WMD. So we'll see your death star and raise you a petrol drum full of Ebola virus...

While it does appear SLIGHTLY smaller than an irl death star. It is due to the fact that our technological advancements allow us to project a hologram of the real death star so I could get a picture of it with my iPhone. yes it looks like it fits on a card table but it's really in orbit around w59..
 

lesss

Guest
After months (actually more like a few days) of planning and preparation, I am ready to unveil the instrument of destruction that will bring those pesky penguins to their knees. Got Rob, now has in their possession, a weapon so potent that we can destroy other worlds without registering.


The Demands:
[spoil]1. The unconditional surrender of PITA, all members except kinkyandtough and mathslegend must delete. Sorry to the rest of you, namely les, ads, and or-el.
2. Prior to deleting, all PITA members must send all troops to attack Justin (from what I hear, that is not an unreasonable request).
3. Pre-nobling for GR will get you punch and pie. That is all we are willing to provide.
4. TW staff must supply all GR/GTC members with 1k permie points a month or we’ll destroy other worlds at random from w59.[/spoil]

My little story might show that GR might not be ready to play with PITA yet seems they couldnt clear just one village using up a whole account there eating based on the following results GR needs more villages.

Muskels (**First**050) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:54:10 PM) 750|304 - Muskels) Dec 29,2012 02:00
Muskels (**First**051) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:54:24 PM) 750|305 - Muskels) Dec 29,2012 01:59
Muskels (**First**053) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:54:51 PM) 750|303 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 21:27
Muskels (**First**056) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:55:30 PM) 750|306 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 21:25
Muskels (**First**054) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:55:07 PM) 748|304 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 20:26
Muskels (**First**052) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:54:37 PM) 747|305 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 19:54
Muskels (**First**067) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:57:56 PM) 744|305 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 18:28
Muskels (**First**060) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:56:23 PM) 736|309 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 14:29
Muskels (**First**065) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:57:32 PM) 732|301 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 12:37
Muskels (**First**019) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:50:29 PM) 702|276 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 11:48
Muskels (**First**066) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:57:44 PM) 729|302 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 11:04
Muskels (**First**064) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:57:20 PM) 727|301 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 10:08
Muskels (**First**046) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:47:15 PM) 723|307 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 10:07
Muskels (**First**018) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:50:17 PM) 714|288 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 09:06
Muskels (**First**058) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:55:56 PM) 724|301 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 08:38
Muskels (**First**030) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:51:15 PM) 714|290 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 08:20
Muskels (**First**044) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 5:53:25 PM EST 693|325 Muskels 11:08:40 19.10 Dec 28 2012 16:10:45 45570372) Dec 28,2012 05:02
Muskels (**First**045) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:53:37 PM) 685|321 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 04:24
Muskels (**First**035) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:51:46 PM) 678|312 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 04:22
Muskels (**First**059) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:56:09 PM) 713|313 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 03:35
Muskels (**First**037) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:52:15 PM) 681|315 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 03:34
Muskels (**First**036) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:52:02 PM) 682|315 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 03:05
Muskels (**First**063) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram 27 Dec, 5:57:08 PM EST 713|306 Muskels 09:00:00 18.00 Dec 28 2012 11:57:08 45570523) Dec 28,2012 02:57
Muskels (**First**012) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 6:22:10 PM EST 699|292 Muskels 08:29:36 14.56 Dec 28 2012 11:21:22 45570881) Dec 28,2012 02:51
Muskels (**First**038) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:52:27 PM) 683|315 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 02:37
Muskels (**First**043) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 5:53:12 PM EST 682|311 Muskels 08:07:30 13.93 Dec 28 2012 10:08:12 45570366) Dec 28,2012 02:00
Muskels (**First**025) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:51:00 PM) 702|295 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 01:27
Muskels (**First**057) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:55:42 PM) 710|306 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 01:25
Muskels (**First**034) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** (Thu, 27 December 5:51:32 PM) 685|314 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 01:19
Muskels (**First**061) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:56:40 PM) 708|300 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 01:06
Muskels (**First**003) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Axe (Thu, 27 December 5:44:16 PM) 710|287 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 01:00
Muskels (**First**014) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 6:22:27 PM EST 703|298 Muskels 06:35:59 11.31 Dec 28 2012 07:34:25 45570883) Dec 28,2012 00:58
Muskels (**First**021) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 5:50:41 PM EST 705|299 Muskels 07:07:14 12.21 Dec 28 2012 08:05:09 45570303) Dec 28,2012 00:57
Muskels (**First**068) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:43:17 PM) 709|303 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 00:52
Muskels (**First**070) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram (Thu, 27 December 5:43:51 PM) 708|304 - Muskels) Dec 28,2012 00:18
Muskels (**First**062) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram 27 Dec, 5:56:53 PM EST 707|302 Muskels 06:19:28 12.65 Dec 28 2012 06:35:49 45570508) Dec 28,2012 00:16
Muskels (**First**049) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (***Noble*** 27 Dec, 5:53:57 PM EST 704|301 Muskels 06:00:21 10.30 Dec 28 2012 05:54:39 45570389) Dec 27,2012 23:54
Muskels (**First**069) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram 27 Dec, 5:41:59 PM EST 706|302 Muskels 05:51:08 11.70 Dec 28 2012 05:24:15 45569936) Dec 27,2012 23:33
Muskels (**First**055) attacks bunny (695|306) K36 - (Ram 27 Dec, 5:55:18 PM EST 703|300 Muskels 05:00:00 10.00 Dec 28 2012 03:55:18 45570430) Dec 27,2012 22:55


END RESULTS 20 nobles killed 38 nukes not available anymore and as a added bonus

10x Defender of the day

You defeated the most units in this world as a defender on on 28.12.2012 (202.751 units)!

a true deathstar best New Years present ever so i have to decline your terms at this time.

heres my counter offer kick geani and hodgy,human and of course et and i will help clear them for you.

best regards less
 
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