WAR :DECLARATION: OF :WAR-AGAINST: 'TRIBE' 'NBD'(No Big Deal;Neurogenic Bowel Dysfunction;Nervous Break Down;Nothing But Drama;)

[Osama bin Farmin]

WATCH

WE IN FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) ARE MAKING A DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST THE SO CALLED 'TRIBE' 'NBD'

WE THE FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) MEMBERS HAVE DECIDED USING DEMOCRATIC DECISIONS TO MOVE INTO K45 AND CLAIM THE CURRENT 'NBD' AREA AS OURS ALONGSIDE WITH OUR ALLIES DT! (Dream Team)

FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE 'C2' (Classic 2) WORLD, WE TOGETHER WILL RID THESE NONSENSICLE BALEFUL DEVILS ('NBD')

FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) AND DT!(Dream Team) THAT SCUM MUST BE RETCHED FROM THIS WORLD FOR FURTHER GROWTH AS THE COMMON CAUSE WITH ABSOLUTE TRUTH WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS

FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF 'C2'(Classic 2) THAT TRIBE WILL BE RECKONED UPON INSTEAD OF RECOGNISED

FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF 'C2'(Classic 2) THAT TRIBE WILL BE HITTING THAT DELETE BUTTON UNDER SHEER DURESS AS THEY KNOW WE WILL BE THE VICTOR

FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF TRIBE-KIND WORLDWIDE THAT SCUM MUST HAVE THE PLUG PULLED FOR THEY HAVE NO LAWFUL STANDING IN THIS WORLD AS THEY ARE NOTHING THAN MERE PONDSCUM ON THIS WORLD

FOR THE RECOGNITION THAT FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) HAVE BALLS HEAVIER THAN PLUTONIUM AND HEARTS STRONGER THAN AN OX

FOR THE RESPECT OF FARM U(Farmers with Grenades) WE SHALL BESTOW UPON OUR GREATNESS AND SHOW THAT 'TRIBE' WHO WE ARE AS A FORCE

TIMELINE
1.1; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) PLANNED TO OP ON 'TRIBE' 'RISE'

1.2; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) GOT APPROACHED BY 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) SEPARATELY TO SEE IF WE WILL WAR AGAINST EACH OTHER

1.3; COMMUNICATION BROKE DOWN BETWEEN FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) FOR SEVERAL DAYS

1.4; 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) APPROACHED FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) WITH SCREENSHOTS SAYING THEY WILL TEAM UP WITH US AGAINST DT!(Dream Team) AS THEY WANTED TO GET US TO FIGHT, THEY ALSO MESSAGED DT!(Dream Team) THE SAME DEAL

1.5; :Osama Bin Farmin: AGREED WITH 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) to a 'NAP;, DETAILING; A BORDER AGREEMENT ON THE RISE VILLAGES

1.6; WITHIN 1 HOUR OF MAKING THIS 'NAP' 'NBD' FIRED 8 NUKES FROM :Trident64: VILLAGES TO FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) MEMBER :Bananko1: TO WHICH THEY ALL DIED, REPORTS FORWARDED TO :Serban971: DT!(Dream Team) AGREED TO ATTACK WITH FARM U(Farmer With Grenades) AGAINST 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found)

1.7; ATTACKS STOPPED FROM 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) TO :Bananko1: AND INSTEAD THEY CHOSEN TO ATTACK ACADEMY RECRUIT :fourtwenty: TAKING HIS MAIN VILLAGE EARLY HOURS OF 14/06/2020(Time Not Recognised)

1.8; HOWEVER 'RISE'(Tribe Not Found) & 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) MERGED TOGETHER PROOF BEING :combat5001: JOINING 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) WHICH SPARKED OUTRAGE SINCE MULTIPLE MAILS SEND TO :Osama Bin Farmin: EXPLAINING THEE TWO TRIBES WERE AT WAR AGAINST EACH OTHER :OBVIOUSLY-NOT-THE-CASE:

1.9; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) SEE THAT THE REASONS ABOVE ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO DECLARE WAR ON 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found)

2.0; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) ARE READY TO UNLEASH AN ARMADA OF ATTACKS ON THIS SCUM NAMING THEMSELVES AS 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) BUT SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE THE MINERALS TO TRY AND STICK WITH THEIR :Bananko1: VILLAGE CONQUER AND ATTACK ACADEMY MEMBERS WE LEARNT THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TESTOSTERONE AND ARE PURELY RUNNING ON ESTROGEN

2.1; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) WILL BE VICTORIOUS AND BE 'KEY-HOLDERS' OF THE RIM FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF 'C2'(Classic 2) WORLD

FOR THOSE REASONS ALONE IT IS WITH GREAT HONOUR AND INFINITE PLEASURE IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY TO DECLARE WAR ON THESE POMPOUS NEOPHYTES AS THEY DO NOT EVEN RECOGNISE THE POWER STRUCTURE OF THIS WORLD



I HAVE FAITH IN OUR TEAM & ALLIES THAT WE WILL BESTOW UPON GREATNESS AGAINST 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) AND TREAT THEM LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICANS BACK IN THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR AND BURN THEIR TEE-PEES DOWN, PILLAGE THEIR WOMEN AND ULTIMATELY KICK THEM OUT OF THEIR RESERVATIONS FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THIS WORLD; FOR FREEDOM

WE RECOGNISE THE SAFE-WORD YOU USE AGAINST Riot!(Riot!), NOBLING THEIR EXPIRED CLAIMS IS NOT HOW YOU WIN A WORLD AND WE WILL BE THE FORCE TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE NOT ANYTHING LIKE YOUR HOPES AND ASPIRATIONS YOU WISH TO BE; IN FACT THE MERE OPPOSITE; FOR WE THE PEOPLE ARE VICTORIOUS AND 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) ARE NOTHING OTHER THAN THE PLEBISCITES THEY DENY TO BE



FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) WILL PREVAIL AGAINST THAT EVIL ON THIS WORLD AND BE THE ENLIGHTENMENT AND PATH FORWARD TOWARDS GREATNESS TOGETHER AS ONE WITH UNITY; BECAUSE ONLY WITH UNITY THIS 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found) WILL PACK UP BAGS AND START RUNNING TO THE 'Doh'(Tribe Not Found) BORDER FOR PROTECTION


FOR THE GREATER GOOD; AND FOR ALL WE WILL RID THAT SCUM OF THIS WORLD




WE IN FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) HAVE NO SAFE WORD UNLIKE THE 'TRIBE' 'NBD'(Tribe Not Found; No Big Deal;Neurogenic Bowel Dysfunction;Nervous Break Down;Nothing But Drama) AND WHEN THEY SUBMIT TO US WE WILL NOT GIVE THEM MERCY FOR THEY ARE NOT TRUE IN STANDING WITH THE WORLD



PERSONA NON-GRATA

 

[Supernova]

GL HF

Although if I'm being honest, I haven't read the above. Constant all caps hurts my eyes...

 

[Dippy]

Welp, GG. Mass delete.

P.S. No deal was ever agreed with you guys

P.P.S. Super unexpectde after a member launched an attack like 12 hrs ago....

 

[TG Smurf]

Finally an interesting war this world. Actually unable to call what way it’ll go. NBD have player size and probably activity, while dt and farm u combined are larger than nbd so that should bring it about evens.

good luck to both sides and keep updated with stats.

Word from riot! we’ll let you battle it out and won’t get involved! We have enough food in the south!

good luck to both sides. Great pnp!

 

[Deleted User - 11570156]

THEY DO NOT EVEN RECOGNISE THE POWER STRUCTURE OF THIS WORLD

Have you looked at the rankings lately? Pretty sure we understand alright.

Also its recognize*.

 

[Dippy]

I also agree with the above - next time please consult supernova for declaration advice... If possible can we declare this war again? I prefer images to words personally - makes it easier xD

 

[Supernova]

Have you looked at the rankings lately? Pretty sure we understand alright.

Also its recognize*.

Soz mate, but I've gotta side with the enemy. It's definitely 'recognise'

 

[Dippy]

Also its recognize*.

Get out of here with your american ways

 

[Deleted User - 11570156]

gEt oUt oF hErE wItH YoUr aMeRiCaN wAyS

 

[TG Smurf]

Would be nice if the front was a little bigger. But always love a map for future reference

 

[Supernova]

gEt oUt oF hErE wItH YoUr aMeRiCaN wAyS

Read the brackets doylem

 

[Deleted User - 11570156]

Read the whole thing sir

 

[Supernova]

Read the whole thing sir

I will not recognise your opinion.

 

[Dippy]

WE THE FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) MEMBERS HAVE DECIDED USING DEMOCRATIC DECISIONS TO MOVE INTO K45 AND CLAIM THE CURRENT 'NBD' AREA AS OURS ALONGSIDE WITH OUR ALLIES DT! (Dream Team)

2.1; FARM U(Farmers With Grenades) & DT!(Dream Team) WILL BE VICTORIOUS AND BE 'KEY-HOLDERS' OF THE RIM FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF 'C2'(Classic 2) WORLD

So how will this setup work? You cant both be rulers of the rim since the tribe on the inner side will no longer be a 'rim' tribe. So one of you is lying to the other. If you can draw a line on the map above for me so I know which tribe to ask if I can join that'd be great....

 

[trident64]

They would never let us join them. I think we should just ask for their terms of surrender

 

[Osama bin Farmin]

Funny you guys read all of that,

6 incoming attacks so far.

pro tip: send more

 

[Supernova]

Funny you guys read all of that,

6 incoming attacks so far.

pro tip: send more

Ty sir, will do <3

 

[Osama bin Farmin]

pro tip 2; send more than 3 to me, I tag them all

your fakes mean nothing in the real world :AS-THEY-ARE-FAKE:

 

[Supernova]

pro tip 2; send more than 3 to me, I tag them all

your fakes mean nothing in the real world :AS-THEY-ARE-FAKE:

Well if you want to get deep, none of this matters in the real world... Yet here we are!

 

[Deleted User - 11570156]

pro tip 2; send more than 3 to me, I tag them all

your fakes mean nothing in the real world :AS-THEY-ARE-FAKE:

I feel like I should applaud you on your ability to click a few buttons.