Garrock
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Not sure what the last part of your post is about, codys still here as you can see above but he never quits anyway, just dissapears for months.
In regards to Garrocks manliness, I've honestly seen sets of tits that are more manly.
whilst walking through town after my skype pinging with message upon message of garrock messaging everyone and their dog and their mums postmans dogs ex owners niece's best mates cousins ex boyfriends adopted lizard to attack knock I thought that a homeless man was saying 'big issue, big issue' but after I'd given him £5 (I was feeling generous, just won £20 on a scratch card) I realised it was a spy actually saying 'attack knock attack knock'. As I saw him scurry away he was giggling saying 'I'll swap this with my mate for 5k iron and get 20 lc on recruit to help garrock defeat the powerhouse of knock'
As I carried on walking I went into Greggs and got 1 of those tarts, I can't think of their name but you know the ones with the strawberries and loads of creams on? As I went to take a bite I saw ingrained in iceing was 'Garrock requests help to attack knock'.
Once I got home I watched 1 of the pre fight buildups videos for mayweather v pacquiao fight and whilst day dreaming thinking I wouldn't want to be hit by pacquiao and thinking hes actually got faster in old age I noticed that hes got a new tattoo with 'Garrack wants help attacking knock'.
After changing channel in a panic, thinking I was going schizophrenic I saw the news and Ed Milliband had just gone for some sucky sucky with Russel Brand, as he came out with his wallace and grommit smile I saw him mouth the words 'I'll bring change to w79, I will help Garrock defeat Knock'
Nice story brother... gave me a chuckle. Pure fantasy, but enjoyable read.
Keep it up!
-Gar