Funny Attacks And Defences

DeletedUser

Guest
Well, I couldn't see one, so yeah, may as well create one myself.

Post any amusing attacks and defence reports here. :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
It will be good to use this fourm
so anyone got any funny attack's or defense's ?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Geez lol I was all excited I might get to see something funny on this worlds forum. Guess not :(
 

deaquire

Guest
Cheers window, after i got this report i was on the way to make this thread

The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
-8.6% Misfortune

luck
Morale: 100%

Attacker: ampleva93
Village: ampleva93s village (714|519) K57

Quantity: 48 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 48 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Defender: DEaquire
Village: Rug Muncher (743|530) K57

Quantity: xxx xxx 0 0 xxx xxx 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: xxx xxx 0 0 xxx xxx 0 0 0 0 0 0

There's mine, that is from a tribe called -RF-, ive got one more incoming, consisting of more spears hahahahah, one thing tho, they did actually stack their members i was farmin which is a shame, hes gunna have to wait a while now :( any RF members readin this...BITE ME, oh, and learn to play the game you noobs
 

devil667

Guest
Since this thread is quite empty I decided to put in a little something, I personally didn't find it that funny or anything, but just for the sake of adding something.

Was attacking this tribe and their brave leader decided to drop me a lovie dovie message saying

1GOLIATH1 on 22.04. at 01:24
i suggest you stop attacking our members.or well have to destroy you.
farm someone else.
this is your last warning.
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He is talking about a last warning, and I hadn't even gotten my first. So I decided I should do something about it and get the warnings I missed. So I,

Attacker: Lara.Croft
Village: Random Love (461|313) K34

Quantity: 0 0 xxx 0 1 xxx 0 0 xx 7 1 0
Losses: 0 0 x 0 1 x 0 0 0 0 0 0
Paladin: GOD, no item.

Defender: xxRayJackiexx
Village: RayJackie (467|313) K34

Quantity: 34 10 10 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 34 10 10 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0


Haul: 1.151 436 1587/xxxxx
Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 3 to level 0
Damage by catapults: The Farm has been damaged and downgraded from level5 to level3



Attacker: Lara.Croft
Village: Random Love (461|313) K34

Quantity: 0 0 xxx 0 0 xxx 0 0 30 5 1 0
Losses: 0 0 x 0 0 x 0 0 0 0 0 0
Paladin: GOD, no item.

Defender: abp222
Village: abp222s village (462|312) K34

Quantity: 15 18 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 15 18 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0


Haul: 230 154 391 775/xxxxx
Damage by rams: The wall has been damaged and downgraded from level 2 to level 0
Damage by catapults: The Farm has been damaged and downgraded from level5 to level4

And more cats in a train :p.

And yet I didn't get my missed warnings. Instead when I asked for the warnings I missed, what I got is.

1GOLIATH1 on 22.04. at 01:24
i suggest you stop attacking our members.or well have to destroy you.
farm someone else.
this is your last warning.

Lara.Croft on 22.04. at 06:49
Hey I didnt get any warnings before. How come this is my last :(? Meanie :(

1GOLIATH1 on 22.04. at 22:54
we wont let people do this to our tribe.
dont do it again.

Lara.Croft on 22.04. at 23:18
I am still attacking dear ;)

1GOLIATH1 on 22.04. at 23:29
ok.well see about that.

Lara.Croft today at 04:58
^_^ YAY!

Err What will we see again? :S

Lara.Croft today at 13:45
Hope you enjoy the massacre, and thank god you are not near me ^_^

1GOLIATH1 today at 14:03
ok,just give it time.ill besure to send you a message making sure you know about this massacre.and i assure you,you wont win.

1GOLIATH1 today at 14:04
the whole tribe knows what youre doing!good luck!

Lara.Croft today at 14:04
Thats a lot of assurance. :p . And I know what your whole tribe is doing ;)

1GOLIATH1 today at 14:05
and that little report,believe me,im no point whore,i have more than that.alot more.

Lara.Croft today at 14:06
LoL sure thing :p

Lara.Croft today at 14:07
Save your people if you can. Good luck :p

1GOLIATH1 today at 14:09
we wont bethe ones needing the luck.

Lara.Croft today at 14:14
OWW. Mr Kool Dude lets see how many of your tribe members survive near me. :p
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I have no clue what happened after that, but I received a circular where he said

1GOLIATH1 today at 14:08
im planning an attack on [player]lara.croft[/player].this player doesnt know what hes talking about.hes bothered our tribemates for the last time.i need you all to reply to this message.
if you want to help put lara.croft to shame,please write back,i need you guys.
he says he knows what were doing,lets show him he has no idea.
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I have no idea? Then whats that ^

So I took the trouble of trying to have an idea.

xxRayJackiexx on 21.04. at 10:31 Quote Hi Team...
Need your advice...

ragmain on 21.04. at 13:30 Quote i invited her 2 c if she would join ! other then that be 4 she attacks send ur troops out !if she doz not stop we gang up then take out!

kev man 12 on 21.04. at 21:48 Quote she attackjed me to

1GOLIATH1 today at 01:09 Quote yeah we will help
u can check the BB codes in the help section
but there should also be a toolbar above when ur typing
check those out :]

1GOLIATH1 today at 01:21 Quote ill try it right now to cut the time.hold on..
1GOLIATH1 today at 01:22 Quote lara.croft

1GOLIATH1 today at 01:22 Quote i did it!

ragmain today at 01:25 Quote sorry i should have done it !
1GOLIATH1 today at 01:31 Quote nah its just bb codes no biggie.


ya,i think hes gonna stop attacking you guys now.threatened to take him out.if he attacks again say so and well start assembling troops to take him out.

i dont think a war will be started,even if one does happen,well win,because they dont have nearly as many players,or high point players.
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I am really sorry not being able to post the last part inside proper BB-Codes.

Anyway have fun.
 
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devil667

Guest
Hes threatening to put my name to shame, and he just found out the use of BB-Codes? :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
people are still attacking other people with sp's =S wow isnt it time for the age of axes LC rams and cats now?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hmm this is kinda a misnomer, not exactly funny is it :p i guess it is when you have complete noobs thinking they can farm you with 10 spears against my small army of sword and spears :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
Misfortune

luck 0.6%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: bratrajj
Village: Brats village (662|355) K36

Quantity: 128 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 128 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Defender: TacoKlen
Village: TacoKlens village (668|352) K36

This is from the leader of the tribe Nemesis. Funny thing is that i had an old invite (mass recruiting tribes are fun to play with :icon_twisted: ) so i joined the tribe an in a few hours i got mail from him begging to dodge it. :icon_redface: Go figure...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Go go Spear Nukes!!

The defender has won
Luck: 5.6%
Morale: 100%

Attacker: bharat1792
Village: Bharats Capital (638|327) K36

Quantity: 121 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 121 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0

Defender: TacoKlen
Village: TacoKlens village (668|352) K36
 

DeletedUser

Guest
(i deleted the report, accidentally)
but a *NOW* member sent 40 spears and 20 swords at me, half of his troops.
the conversation was the highlight though....

Talon Rethan on 20.04. at 00:30
i dont know fairy!you might get suprised.if it does happen you gotta change your name to limp fairy,deal


Talon Rethan on 19.04. at 00:09
no i was seeing how far you was. the troops was support for a friend.sent them at u accidently.if your not a girl then whats with the fairy and apple pie thing?
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