Funny in-game mails

mbaxx

Guest
I don't believe it....
We really need this thread at the beginning of a new world.
Me first:

Schubi today at 13:26
Hello [player]mbaxx[/player], I find out that our both tribes are on same continent K54 and we'r both low ranked (under top 150.) it would be nice to we merge into one stronger tribe that will become #1 on this continent.
I call several more tribes (same size as we are) from K54 for merge, so we can be sure we will be #1 at last on this K54.
You have to know we playing TW for long, and we wont inv any noob or slacker, just skilled, mature and active players. If some of our members show bad skills or activity he will be out (unless he's IRL friend of us). That way we will keep quality gaming.

Please think about my offer and mail me back if you and your tribe friends want to join future #1 ranked mighty [ally]EAGLES[/ally] tribe.
Also I offer you as tribe leader of [ally]M.M[/ally] all privilegies if you join us.

Best regards,
Schubi

mbaxx today at 13:27
let me think about it

mbaxx today at 13:27
NO

mbaxx today at 13:27
:)))

Schubi today at 13:29
Good luck with your lowbies then.
Just dont ask me for joining when we come to top on this continent.

mbaxx today at 13:43
:) you made my day......

smile for the externals :p

Schubi today at 13:47
We joined 1 day later and already better then half of your tribe. So you can smile, but EAGLES will be top on K54 and its better we dont become enemyes.
We date from World 4 where we had members of 15+ Mili pts... So if you think we are newbies or something you are wrong.
Good luck again.

mbaxx today at 13:48
oh nooo...stopppppppp pleaseeeee.......you are killing me with your grammar...please stopppp.

"15 mili pts"???? oh..... i worship you my God :D

Schubi today at 13:51
Yes my grammar sux coz English is number 5 language that I know.
So you can speak something only if you tell me something on Serbian / Macedonian / Croatian or Bosninan! -_-
And believe me I dont wonna "fix" your grammar kid.
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and he blocked meh :(
 

jayjayjay68

Guest
tbh, whats funny about this. I think that Schubi pretty much pawned you.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
mbaxx Points:225 Rank:1651
Schubi Points:292 Rank:451

Lawl.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
EAGLES... Is that the same tribe Fordeh was accusing me of being in???

Eagle Boys?
 

mbaxx

Guest
SirEwok said:
mbaxx Points:225 Rank:1651
Schubi Points:292 Rank:451

Lawl.
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ofc it's funny....take a look at areas first...and it's sad that we already measure skill by the number of points :).
flash news: bp was over and i pretty much invested in troops;)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
A skilled play can get 24/7 flow of troops, and still build buildings. ;).
 

DeletedUser

Guest
mbaxx said:
ofc it's funny....take a look at areas first...and it's sad that we already measure skill by the number of points :).
flash news: bp was over and i pretty much invested in troops;)
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By that logic you should quit now then come back in three months and complain that you're more skilled than the rank one because we don't 'measure skill by the number of points'.

Also:

mbaxx Points:401 Rank:1137 Opponents defeated:1 (6403.)
Schubi Points:700 Rank:45 Opponents defeated:1 (5541.)

u mad brah?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
funny funny funny :D

It's just so funny, I actually saved his tribe members and the whole HP from existence of this tribe!

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11add11 today at 15:13
whats your problem

-TK- today at 15:15
what?!

-TK- today at 15:18
Haha!

I'm just watching my area, I will scout you everyday but only scout.

11add11 today at 15:19
okay mine was only 5 scouts

-TK- today at 15:21
Hmmm cool let them die in my village! lol

-TK- today at 15:23
I can see you're sending your swordsmen... you will make it easy for others to farm you.

11add11 today at 15:26
only two how do you find out

11add11 today at 15:28
and my area has lots of people worse than me
having 41 coming back

11add11 today at 15:29
cannot wait until my support comes back i need resourses

11add11 today at 15:30
wanted to see what troops you had see what i should aim to get

11add11 today at 15:32
you may want to send lots of troops to sticklets one above me he has 200 or so points and building a big army i scouted him this morning

-TK- today at 15:33
There is an spy in your tribe, I can see what troops you are sending!

11add11 today at 15:33
my attack is forwarded to you

11add11 today at 15:34
how do you know i must find out

-TK- today at 15:39
I can't tell you cause you will dismiss my spy :)

-TK- today at 15:50
what will you give me if I tell you?

11add11 today at 15:51
give you 50 of each resorse and how do you work out what troops i am sending is it the time per field

11add11 today at 15:55
i think i know who it is.
laanekas

11add11 today at 15:57
75 of each resorse

-TK- today at 16:00
No, he is not spy,
Neither [player]gyysh[/player], [player]totoystone[/player] and [player]Evil Shanaka[/player]...


BTW how much PP did you pay to join this world?

11add11 today at 16:02
i just joined

11add11 today at 16:03
is it petlord

-TK- today at 16:07
No it is not him.

I suggest you something to find the spy, you can disband your tribe and then make a new tribe, then don't invite the spy again.

But you should do it fast, he is giving info about you to everyone.

11add11 today at 16:11
who is it please tell me i will send you all the resorses i have which is not more than 300 altogether but please i have put everyone down to nothing except the people who i know it is not

-TK- today at 16:14
I don't need any resources, it's ok you keep your resources because you really need them.

Your only way to find a spy in tribe is to disband it,
Then you should make a another tribe again,
Then the spy can't join the new tribe anymore,
It's a great solution and will work.

Just disband it asap and mail me to tell you what to do.

11add11 today at 16:16
but wont i accidently invite the spy please tell me

-TK- today at 16:19
No you won't, don't worry, it will be alright, you should be more careful.

The spy can't join the tribe again, that's a rule.

11add11 today at 16:21
what can i give you for you to tell me but then i cannot invite all our tribe members please please please tell me. :(

11add11 today at 16:22
should i dismiss the people who it could be

-TK- today at 16:24
I want to help you and your tribe members, I would tell you the name but it is not legal.

Just do what say and it will be alright.

It is illegal if a spy join the tribe again, so automatically the can't join again, that's the only solution.

11add11 today at 16:26
so shall i make a new tribe and invite all the members

-TK- today at 16:27
Yes, it is easy.

Don't forget to copy tribes profile and forums so you could make them again.

11add11 today at 16:28
i will
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Yes! he disbanded the tribe :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
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11add11 today at 16:38
no1 is joining back yet i am worried they will all join other tribes like all the people from before they just all left

11add11 today at 16:39
can you send me some resourses i really need them

-TK- today at 16:45
No you shouldn't make the tribe that fast again, wait at least for one hour so they could find the spy.

You have to disband it again, don't forget to save the profile in your PC.

11add11 today at 16:47
i do not know what you mean how can they find the spy no1 has joined yet

-TK- today at 16:52
Here is what you should do.

1. disband the tribe again.
2. wait for 1 or 2 hours.
3. make the tribe again.
4. Invite all members again.

That's very easy, mail me as soon as you did it so I give new instructions.

11add11 today at 16:54
will you be online in an hour

11add11 today at 16:55
once i did it will you tell me the spy

11add11 today at 16:56
can you spare me some resourses

-TK- today at 16:58
Yes.

It is not legal to tell the name, as I said he can't join again.

I don't have any resources now :( will send you later.
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Oops! he did it again! lol
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
he was an agonizing neighbor...constantly banging on my door so we sent our welcoming committee over.
 

DeletedUser89636

Guest
noob?

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 20:26
i nobled a bonus in your script and wondered if you could remove it please?

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 20:33
sorry that is my co.. i will change it now:)

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 20:33
Ok thanks

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 21:19
wtf you doing nobling barbs?

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 21:36
Why not?

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 22:21
For your sake you best hope that is a fake. =)

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 22:22
why send another attack at the village after i mailed and knowing i had taken the village?

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 22:24
because there are co players on this account you annoying little worm. I didn't expect tribemates to go nobling barbs like cowards

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 22:25
you mailed me and sent the attack the previous player already new and had an attack onway.

cancel the 3 while you can and we call it quits

also bonus clay is good

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 22:27
You don't know how easy it is for me to pwn you do you? You don't even have 1k light cav.

If you're ever stupid enough to attack me while I'm playing this account again it will be the last time.

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 22:29
I dont believe you do have 1k lc

I also know you cannot pwn me so dont threaten me.

what are your previous worlds and aliases?

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 22:32
Do not challenge me.
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nooblet
 

-M A R I O-

Guest
Um why did you noble a barb when you already had 2 villages and considering the world type that your playing on LOL. As to the first guy please if i could the only thing that can describe you is a big oleeee *facedesk*.:lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
drunken dandilion attacking a player in your tribe you are the n00b

I got backtimed lost my army everyone knew it in the tribe. So the point of nobling the bonus was to

A. gain a lot of clay as its easy to trade
B. keep my noble from being killed
c. to gain poinnts as they are easy to build up fast.
d. to use the time to build up my troops again.

Better than quitting dont you think?

dandilion you destroyed your tribe with your actions stop hummiliating yourself on the public forum.

You are taking it too far learn from your mistakes and shut your mouth

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 22:40
are you going to tell me previous aliases?

i really want to know

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 22:57
How about my current accounts:

.uk pro:
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=242
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=220
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=198
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=176
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player_kill&round_id=290
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=299
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player_kill&round_id=235
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=306
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=265
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=260
http://www.tribalwars.co.uk/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=264

Here are just a few of my many wins. I am seen as one of the best speed players on that server, if not the best. More wins are available on demand.

New To Speed:
http://www.tribalwars.net/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=1224
http://www.tribalwars.net/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=1206
http://www.tribalwars.net/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=1207
http://www.tribalwars.net/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=1036
http://www.tribalwars.net/sds_ranking.php?type=player&round_id=1023
Cba looking to find more. You are catching my drift...

Continue to push me and I will be more than happy to put you down :)

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 23:02
I am wondering why you are so small considering how well you did in the other rounds?

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 23:04
Wow, I've been playing this account for about a week. Already we probably have more than triple your troop count.

Like I said ever attack this account again while I'm playing and you will lose.

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 23:08
You may have more troops than me but not double the amount and definatly not triple

23 farm you have

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 23:09
Try 26

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 23:16
im not sure i dont think so though maybe

it would mean your mines are low.

but still if you did have a 26 farm it means you just got it.

still thats not enough to triple my troop count and not even double it, plus the fact thats 1 village

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 23:21
You're boring now.
Bye.

Oh and if that turns out to be a real attack, there will be trouble :)

Little green dragon on 30.12. at 23:22
lol

Drunken Dandelion. on 30.12. at 23:57
Cam back. what on earth are you doing.

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 00:29
your co attacked again so i sent a fake

then get 45 onway to me

back off

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 00:40
1. It's an attack break so do not pity me with the words 'back off'.
2. the reason i am duke is because my power is far greater than yours, experience excels and i know what i am doing; my troop count is twice your size.
3. i have spoken with him again, do not anger him.

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 00:47
do i make myself clear?

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 00:48
1 i know and i know its 45 fakes

2 you have not got 2 times my troops, also the reason you are duke is the fact i rejected being duke so do not get ahead of yourself.

3 he attacks and mails

You have 23 farm i belive and i can work out your troop count

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 00:49
i have a 26 farm. that is all i will say.
45 fakes that are well timed, they could easily become nobles.
Yes he does. do not annoy him.

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 00:54
26 farm is still not double me and not much more than me though i have 2 villages.

well timed is irrelevant as it means nothing

he attacks me i attack him

You can back off and stop being a fool or carry on i dont care.

You can send a train of 4 nobles and watch me snipe only to send the same back at you.

He attacked me deliberatly so it was his choice do not then tell me to back off sending 45 attacks.

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 00:56
Conversation over.

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 01:07
any chance are you skittledevil ?

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 01:12
i am not.

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 01:13
your co is skittle devil the one who writes in red

Drunken Dandelion. on 31.12. at 01:13
no he is not.

Little green dragon on 31.12. at 19:00
Nice claims on my villages good luck with them

Little green dragon on 01.01. at 18:34
Bet you feel silly now?

Drunken Dandelion. on 01.01. at 18:38
we'll see.

Drunken Dandelion. today at 01:31
Wow you're annoying.

Been meaning to ask, what's your experience, Oh great barb nobler?

Little green dragon today at 10:44
you seriously are going to keep trying to farm that bonus?

Drunken Dandelion. today at 10:52
Hush you mouth

Little green dragon today at 13:56
cammmy as in the player from mom in world 56?

Little green dragon today at 16:10
here

This message has been forwarded by Little green dragon.
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The rest of the mail.

Anyone else believe his stats? considering top on alot of speed worlds and not even close to nobling
 
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