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so you'd prefer to be a noob...
instead of a troll...
seems legit.
instead of a troll...
seems legit.
DeletedUser
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You screwed up putting the picture up fool.
Atleast being a noob I get some action unlike a short ugly creature that hides in the shadows away from normal society.
Atleast being a noob I get some action unlike a short ugly creature that hides in the shadows away from normal society.
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This is fair enough, I guess... The guy was in my tribe (Story, at the time), and went and got himself cleared in one of our earlier wars. I nobled the guy who cleared him, so I guess he felt I owed him something?
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Okay. This is starting to get crazy. Don't think the guy understands the idea of morale... He's going to go take his own small village? Why are you taking a small village. I don't understand.
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It's a barbarian village. A sub-2k point barbarian village, way up north of me. Surely you can noble a barbarian, all on your own? Especially when you know it is cleared? My nobles are very fat and slow, and a 10 hour trip to help someone noble something they can take easily enough on their own is a bit... strange.
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This guy... I have a bunch of actual enemies I am working on taking out, and he wants me to help him noble a barb. Surely he understands that we are fighting a war, and should be nobling the players, not the barbarian villages? I don't even know anymore...
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Alright, where's the burning torch and the pitchfork? I'm not even in a tribe with you anymore. Please stop asking me to noble barbarian villages. Especially ones right in my cluster. :/
^ This series of mails amused me. Hopefully, it brightens up your day as well.
[/spoil]capricious Jun 23,2013 22:23
can you clear any good villa ... may be small... i need to grow and i amstuck
Socked Jun 23,2013 22:25
our troops are out for about 5 hours as we have just nobled a village got any ideas?
capricious Jun 23,2013 22:38
[player]26.2[/player]
Socked Jun 23,2013 22:39
he's probably gonna have much more defence than i'm willing to clear :/
capricious Jun 23,2013 22:42
[coord]535|366[/coord] this might be good for now ....
After painkiller noble [coord]539|366[/coord] he will be low on defense .... then you can pre noble if possibel.
[coord]540|368[/coord]
[coord]538|367[/coord]
capricious Jun 23,2013 22:43
[coord]544|361[/coord] r this can be second
capricious Jun 23,2013 22:57
[coord]544|361[/coord]
[coord]544|357[/coord]
[coord]535|366[/coord]
these may be less painfull i guess.....
This is fair enough, I guess... The guy was in my tribe (Story, at the time), and went and got himself cleared in one of our earlier wars. I nobled the guy who cleared him, so I guess he felt I owed him something?
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[/spoil]capricious Jun 25,2013 05:53
now if you are done...please help me out to take two villas...after that i can start sustain on my own
capricious Jun 25,2013 17:24
[coord]535|353[/coord]
[coord]537|364[/coord]
Please clear and pre noble these. This will not hurt your nuke as well.
capricious Jun 25,2013 17:25
[coord]547|353[/coord]
[coord]537|364[/coord]
if possible .. this one ...
Socked Jun 25,2013 17:27
we're prenobling and clearing a village for one of our pa's first because he cleared a village for us
Socked Jun 25,2013 22:07
although you might be better asking epic fail to help because my morale on those targets is less than 50%
capricious Jun 25,2013 22:08
hahahaha... can you ask ... i never spoke to him in the past
Socked Jun 25,2013 22:09
i've never spoken to him either lol
capricious Jun 26,2013 16:33
[coord]538|353[/coord]
can you pre noble this villa.....just this one ....
Socked Jun 26,2013 16:34
nobles are out atm :/
capricious Jun 26,2013 16:41
please do it ...
please please please !!!! lol
i am taking other small villa on my own
Okay. This is starting to get crazy. Don't think the guy understands the idea of morale... He's going to go take his own small village? Why are you taking a small village. I don't understand.
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[/spoil]Socked Jun 26,2013 16:43
i can't all my nobles are out lol they won't be back for a while
capricious Jun 26,2013 16:55
no problem ... but when they come back ... I am the first in queue
Socked Jun 26,2013 17:26
I have less than 50% morale on him so i'd take un necessary losses :/
capricious Jun 26,2013 17:31
i have to wait a week to clear these troops ....
one mistake and all went wrong
Socked Jun 26,2013 17:51
:/ did the guy catch you offline or something?
capricious Jun 26,2013 18:51
i was in the meeting .... all the long meeting
hahahaha
Socked Jun 26,2013 19:19
lol
capricious Jun 26,2013 23:09
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no moral problem ... buddy this time pleaseeeeeeeeeee
Socked Jun 26,2013 23:13
that village is already clear
It's a barbarian village. A sub-2k point barbarian village, way up north of me. Surely you can noble a barbarian, all on your own? Especially when you know it is cleared? My nobles are very fat and slow, and a 10 hour trip to help someone noble something they can take easily enough on their own is a bit... strange.
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[/spoil]capricious Jun 26,2013 23:20
please pre noble for me....
Socked Jun 26,2013 23:20
nobles are still out :/
capricious Jun 26,2013 23:21
now please do it once they are back and tell me the time...atlast i got something .... but i hope noone comes for it before me
Socked Jun 26,2013 23:24
someone cleared a player right near me so i'm gonna noble him before he builds up too many troops. When i finish with that i shall help.
capricious Jun 26,2013 23:28
hehehehe ... you always say and then you had some other option
will still wait
Socked Jun 26,2013 23:35
lol it's been crazy at the moment we've got so many villages to noble the trains constantly out haha
This guy... I have a bunch of actual enemies I am working on taking out, and he wants me to help him noble a barb. Surely he understands that we are fighting a war, and should be nobling the players, not the barbarian villages? I don't even know anymore...
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Alright, where's the burning torch and the pitchfork? I'm not even in a tribe with you anymore. Please stop asking me to noble barbarian villages. Especially ones right in my cluster. :/
^ This series of mails amused me. Hopefully, it brightens up your day as well.
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I don't see the fun here tbh :icon_redface::icon_redface:
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I laughed a little, Mate those barbs villages and there 1 spear nukes who knows what type of defense they have. What ended up happening afterwards?
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Itchy Nipps Jacktoday at 15:39
I have wrote this mail to a select few in METHOD where some of you are interested in the offer already but now I'm extending it to those of you that I haven't had the pleasure to meet yet.
Down to what I propose.
I know currently what METHOD are doing with their D and where they are stacking, Being a puppet of Varyag who are clearly using you guys.
Varyag had already approached 1 UP leadership and talks began of a possible merge but I had already agreed with METHOD to war Varyag with each other so I stopped the talks slowly, but now your leadership is betraying 1 UP and siding with the tribe 1 UP declined a merge with, WhichVaryag duke stated in the talks that there was only two good tribes in the south and he did not mention METHOD in his statement.
So what I offer is placements in the tribe 1 UP to those of you who only get this mail, There is no need for you to tell other people or post it in your forums as I will know if you do so and that will be your invite revoked straight away.
Here is a quote from your duke which he stated were the only way Varyag would do diplomacy withMETHOD clearly showing you're a pawn or at least your duke is and you know what will happen toMETHOD if Varag manage to win.
[17/07/2013 16:19:49] Pauskie: The deal they are saying if method and varyag
[17/07/2013 16:20:11] Pauskie: Method should kick southern members and let them noble it.
If you believe I have edited this then you can pass me your skype and I will show you the actual quote or a screenshot.
Next on the agenda is Varyag & Party, Both dukes from each tribe are good friends with each other from different worlds and they border your east.
As I say again if 1 UP manage to get beaten then METHOD will be next on their agenda and they will use Party against you and then more then likely merge Party into them.
I am asking those of you who I am mailing to put your trust into me and give me the chance to prove myself to you as your new duke if you take this opportunity, I have done this in the past with the tribe RAM and the tribe Calm. so there is no back stabbing from my end and it is all down to you guys and girls who reply or not reply back to this mail.
If you're interested then reply back and include your skype, If not then leave the mail blank and I will understand what it means.
P.S I know some of you in this mail are council/leadership in METHOD
Regards
Jack
1.Now first of all when send a recruitment message dont send it to someone who is right in the middle of their tribe.
That seems like common sense
2. If you are going to state facts get them right
3. Do not try to recruit the barons you know they wont join so why do it?
4. dont twist words or lie about things
pauskie never agreed to those terms so dont bring them up
i thought everyone should share my laughter
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I have wrote this mail to a select few in METHOD where some of you are interested in the offer already but now I'm extending it to those of you that I haven't had the pleasure to meet yet.
Down to what I propose.
I know currently what METHOD are doing with their D and where they are stacking, Being a puppet of Varyag who are clearly using you guys.
Varyag had already approached 1 UP leadership and talks began of a possible merge but I had already agreed with METHOD to war Varyag with each other so I stopped the talks slowly, but now your leadership is betraying 1 UP and siding with the tribe 1 UP declined a merge with, WhichVaryag duke stated in the talks that there was only two good tribes in the south and he did not mention METHOD in his statement.
So what I offer is placements in the tribe 1 UP to those of you who only get this mail, There is no need for you to tell other people or post it in your forums as I will know if you do so and that will be your invite revoked straight away.
Here is a quote from your duke which he stated were the only way Varyag would do diplomacy withMETHOD clearly showing you're a pawn or at least your duke is and you know what will happen toMETHOD if Varag manage to win.
[17/07/2013 16:19:49] Pauskie: The deal they are saying if method and varyag
[17/07/2013 16:20:11] Pauskie: Method should kick southern members and let them noble it.
If you believe I have edited this then you can pass me your skype and I will show you the actual quote or a screenshot.
Next on the agenda is Varyag & Party, Both dukes from each tribe are good friends with each other from different worlds and they border your east.
As I say again if 1 UP manage to get beaten then METHOD will be next on their agenda and they will use Party against you and then more then likely merge Party into them.
I am asking those of you who I am mailing to put your trust into me and give me the chance to prove myself to you as your new duke if you take this opportunity, I have done this in the past with the tribe RAM and the tribe Calm. so there is no back stabbing from my end and it is all down to you guys and girls who reply or not reply back to this mail.
If you're interested then reply back and include your skype, If not then leave the mail blank and I will understand what it means.
P.S I know some of you in this mail are council/leadership in METHOD
Regards
Jack
1.Now first of all when send a recruitment message dont send it to someone who is right in the middle of their tribe.
That seems like common sense
2. If you are going to state facts get them right
"and Party and we are not at all on friendly terms"
Quoted from the baron of varyag3. Do not try to recruit the barons you know they wont join so why do it?
4. dont twist words or lie about things
pauskie never agreed to those terms so dont bring them up
i thought everyone should share my laughter
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METHOD are merging into 1 UP, pack your bags guys.
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Have you not heard?!? Maybe you have been left out, poor guy
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You shouldn't of brought to this to the externals, this was supposed to be a secret....
DeletedUser110642
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Guess this means jack wont be recruiting him now he not very good at keeping secrets :icon_redface:
DeletedUser
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He somehow came to the impression that I was merging him into my account :lol:
[spoil]FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 23:34rawr
FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 20:53
But for future reference, now that we are on the same page, if you let me keep my main i can noble villages faster for you. And make them for you.
FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 20:51
So i grow them up and you take my good village duh! Isn't that what we are doing?
Dr. InsaNity on 14.07. at 22:34
Why do you noble my farms?![/spoil]
[spoil]FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 23:34rawr
FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 20:53
But for future reference, now that we are on the same page, if you let me keep my main i can noble villages faster for you. And make them for you.
FlyTrixZ on 15.07. at 20:51
So i grow them up and you take my good village duh! Isn't that what we are doing?
Dr. InsaNity on 14.07. at 22:34
Why do you noble my farms?![/spoil]
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Definitely one of the stranger reports I've seen.
For context, he'd just capped the village, I sent a recap from my last remaining village, which was D. So it ended up as D attacking O :lol:
For context, he'd just capped the village, I sent a recap from my last remaining village, which was D. So it ended up as D attacking O :lol:
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I don't Know if this is Funny to anyone or not, this would actually be the first Post I make within this thread.
This is basically a guy from Jagerbomb who must be friends with someone in FIRM (the tribe Nom departed from)
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This is basically a guy from Jagerbomb who must be friends with someone in FIRM (the tribe Nom departed from)
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[/spoil]dyonysus Jul 26,2013 21:43
your time will come!;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 21:45
how'd you mean?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 21:45
you UK?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 21:46
sure, if you want me to be
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 21:46
not female
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 21:47
if you don't want me to be female I won't be.
(yawn)
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 21:49
messed with the wrong people i'll leave it that!
you dirty rat
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 21:56
It's not my fault that I prefer vodka :S
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 21:58
prefer a [player]Fruit Twist[/player]
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 21:59
I thought you preferred Jager?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:00
love it just nice to know who the treachourous ones are before i head west!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:03
Head West by all means, I'm sure you were told there'd be loads of Gold here to make you rich and wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:10
more one for rape than pillage!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:15
I was quoting something Historic, you just quoted something vulgar.
And you say I'm the treacherous one (rofl)
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:16
that was'nt a quote i made it up just for you
why i waste my efforts;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:28
well you did mail me... sooo you're the one who chose to waste your efforts (yawn)
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:28
;p gotta keep trying
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:31
keep trying what?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:32
to live up to my name
which i can't tell you
you would'nt sleep
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:50
to live up to Dynoysus?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:51
he was a tyrant
i'm in disguise;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:54
I never heard of him *rollseyes*
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:55
not one for the greek and roman history?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:56
I'm just not one for Dynoysus I suppose
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:57
uneducated ? his story is one of the best.
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:57
Rude? Obviously not if I haven't heard of it
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 22:58
very!;p pmsl look and ye shall find.
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 22:59
It would make quite the intriguing read I'm sure.
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:01
would highly recommend it not for the faint hearted though should make it into a film!
and give me a mention;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:02
I'm sure I can withstand a few words on a page, I'll have the emergency number on quick dial just in case though!
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:03
better to be safe than sorry!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:04
not in all scenarios it's not
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:05
shit yeah its the weekend;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:06
No my friend, It's Friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:08
stop that i nearly fell for it we can't be friends!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:12
at the moment you're more of an acquaintance who speculated to assume that I was some what a treacherous player. You have reasons to your opinionated view I'm sure...
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:14
very formal but yes very true!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:15
Different music changes my mood and my mood changes my approach. It's very systematic and I use it to my advantage
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:16
so when you stiched the firm i guess you were listening to placebo?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:17
When I did what sorry?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:18
[ally] FIRM[/ally]
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:20
That was probably the only part I understood from the whole sentence
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:20
placebo you must of heard of them?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:23
Sorry :/
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:23
grandad or a baby?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:40
Idiot or a retard?
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:41
what day is it aGAIN friday?
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:42
Depends on your Geographical location.
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:42
i'm center of the universe!
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:44
ah that's GMT -10 then
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:45
lol my universe;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:50
Retard it is!
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:52
most people have come to the conclusion that my abnormally high IQ has had an adverse effect on my common sense!;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 26,2013 23:54
an IQ of 60 isn't high
dyonysus Jul 26,2013 23:56
your right but dont let it get you down;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 27,2013 00:04
surely there's only UP from 60!
You'll bounce back from it eventually I'm sure!
dyonysus Jul 27,2013 00:05
would'nt know i'm a genius!;psome say god
darkestdevil45 Jul 27,2013 00:10
Is that what they tell you at the institute?
dyonysus Jul 27,2013 00:12
the institute is a working mans club in my village!
darkestdevil45 Jul 27,2013 00:14
The things they let you have in REHAB these days...
dyonysus Jul 27,2013 00:14
rehabs for quitters!;p
darkestdevil45 Jul 27,2013 00:17
Ahh, you've made it quite clear why you're there then.
dyonysus Jul 27,2013 00:19
i'm neither here nor there yet everywhere better give her one she's moaning back in two minutes!lol
darkestdevil45 Jul 27,2013 00:39
You're a confused Child, it's fine, just stay clear of my candy treats and my van
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There's no funny reports thread, therefore I hijacked this one. Not the first time someone's done it.
