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Ang3l

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Bungalo today at 07:10
is there a issue?

Ang3l today at 11:56
yup...i wna noble you but haven't got enough nobles...
maybe tomorrow!

Bungalo today at 13:15
good luck with that one lets hope you dont mysteriously lose your tribe first

Ang3l today at 13:19
nah i am gna mysteriously get nobled first :p
made many enemies all around me...life's gna get funner :D

Bungalo today at 13:20
cool story bro

Ang3l today at 13:22
you'll see!
just wait 20 hrs :D

Bungalo today at 13:27
cool story bro

Ang3l today at 13:56
anyway dude make some troops before i or jitte eats you!

Bungalo today at 13:59
stop making death threats to me in code or im going to report you

Ang3l today at 14:02
are you THREATENING me???

Bungalo today at 14:05
stop making death threats to me

Ang3l today at 14:06
what DEATH THREAT???

Bungalo today at 14:07
your threatening to kill me in code

Ang3l today at 14:08
I AM THREATENING YOU???
what makes you say that?

Bungalo today at 14:09
stop it already

Ang3l today at 14:10
stop THREATENING YOU???
but mate,i haven't THREATENED you yet!!!
not at all

Bungalo today at 14:12
you just did again by saying yet, ill get the police involved your ip is logged on this website

Ang3l today at 14:18
awww.my FRIEND(S) will feel very sad if i go to jail... that wil lsurely make them MAD
and i don't think that ip CAN BE SAVED on this website!

Bungalo today at 14:20
sure it can, it logs which ip you log into your account from to prevent multiple accounts from the same ip... so stop threatening me again implying your friends are going to get me if you get in trouble for making death threats to me. this is the last warning before i take action.. i will be saving this conversation


i am probably going to jail now :p
 

DeletedUser80268

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Jonathan that is possibly the funniest thing i have read in this game
 

DuoMaxwell007

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I got one:

duomaxwell007 today at 03:31
guess your tribe didnt like you very much >.> by the way wheres OLEN2009 been?

patrickandspongebob today at 07:11
What does that mean? I didn't like the way my tribe operated so i left them. I wasn't dismissed. I am a straightforward player and if i don't feel i have any support i will leave... Which is exactly what i did...Who care about Olen or any of them...

duomaxwell007 today at 07:51
Well I only asked about Olen because Ive never heard of someone with 5 villages who gets 3 of them taken away (especially a baron) and no kinda retalliation or even a mail about it awhole week after its happened lol Im like do they even log on?,

duomaxwell007 today at 17:51
oh and just so you know, yo wont be getting into a new tribe because Ill be farming you from now on and most tribes dont let in refugees

patrickandspongebob today at 18:34
I am really impressed that you and your friends were able to take down a 9 yr olds village in tribal wars.... That is something that you should have laminated and show everybody. As long as you feel like you've accomplished something big. He will go back to his game on world 40.

duomaxwell007 today at 18:59
"He" as in you speaking for him? what are you his mom or dad? Also how am I supposed to knbow how old he is/was? Im sory I kinda forgot the rule that said Youre supposed to run a background check on each player before you take their village. Besides the name of the game is tribal WARS, not Sim City, in otherwords dont play if possibly losing a village is gonna be an issue with you, dont play a game of "kill or be killed" if you cant deal with the consenquences, eve hear of "If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen"? Dont get on the football field with teh big boys if youre afraid to get hit. Besides just causse hes young doesnt mean he shouldnt know how to play, from what I see and read most of thie games demographic is in the 13-16 age range and Ive been taken out by some of them, so yeah and one last thing.

Heres a message I got from him "What does that mean? I didn't like the way my tribe operated so i left them. I wasn't dismissed. I am a straightforward player and if i don't feel i have any support i will leave... Which is exactly what i did...Who care about Olen or any of them..."


Hmmm "operated", "straightforward", "dismissed"? He seems to speak rather intelligently for someone whos supposed to be a "9 year old."



Heh Im dying to see thei reply to that
 

DeletedUser

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james.1428 today at 04:13
Hello Crush, i was just wondering if you are scoutin me to maybe in the future noble me. I just want to know if i have to be worried.

Orange7Crush today at 08:21
No you don't need to be worried. My scouts just got lost and stumbled upon your village. Don't worry they have been severely punished.

james.1428 today at 15:37
huh? that's sarcastic isn't it

lol
 

eagla

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Funniest mails

Easy to understand, just read the title. This is my first post woop :D, copy and paste the funniest thing someones sent you either it be a threatening mail or just something rather retarded.
 

eagla

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speed2288 on 25.12. at 20:28
okay,well I will take that as a no

speed2288 on 23.12. at 02:04
hello?,lol

speed2288 on 21.12. at 17:59
Hello,I see you are freinds with zazimal,well I am too,lol.So I thought we should be freinds since we both have the same freind,so just message me back if you want to continue our conversation.
 

DeletedUser

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pancool8 on 30.12. at 20:29
hey my tribe would like a NAP OR ALLIES who do i need to talk 2

boxxgod on 30.12. at 20:37
that would be me what can I help you with?

pancool8 on 30.12. at 21:01
will hello i would like to ask for your tribe 2 be a NAP OR ALLIES it is up 2 you if allies my tribe would promise to help at all coast if nap we will not take any village tht is cliam by ya but have 2 tell us when a village is clam

pancool8 on 30.12. at 21:04
and sorry for my bad english i cant write good in enguish i am from pueto rico

boxxgod on 30.12. at 21:13
Well we have a process you must go through before we accept any kind of NAP

pancool8 on 30.12. at 21:16
ok what is it

boxxgod on 30.12. at 21:41
What can you offer us if we are allies?

pancool8 on 30.12. at 21:45
help destroy tribes make area for us both and help when needed like ya are in are tribe

boxxgod on 30.12. at 21:52
sooo you would be willing to give us some of your villages?

pancool8 on 30.12. at 21:55
my's !

boxxgod on 30.12. at 22:48
yes... or ur tribes mates

pancool8 on 30.12. at 23:01
all or 2 i just lost som villages

boxxgod on 30.12. at 23:06
oh how about 20 villages from the tribe will do

pancool8 on 30.12. at 23:21
WOW tht's to much how about 10 if my tribe will go with it

boxxgod on 30.12. at 23:26
20 or we take them all

pancool8 on 30.12. at 23:37
hummmm i have 2 think and talk to the leader ok i gave u the info tomorrow

boxxgod on 31.12. at 00:04
well.... no u wanted an alliance with us. i expect a prompt response

pancool8 on 31.12. at 00:40
yeah but not to loss any village of my tribe

boxxgod on 31.12. at 00:43
y? u bothered me. I am a busy woman. You have wasted my time. So i will take all of your villages

Happy New Year


pancool8 on 31.12. at 00:47
nooo

pancool8 on 31.12. at 00:47
my tribe is gaveing me name of the village they want to gave away

boxxgod on 31.12. at 01:01
hurry hurry 5... 4.... 3.... 2....

lol
 

DeletedUser

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I wonder how long I can drag this out...
blazor88 on 13.09. at 18:01
/????

blazor88 on 19.09. at 17:28
whya re you attacking me

Jonathan1979 on 21.09. at 13:30
Because I like you so much.

blazor88 on 21.09. at 16:39
thank you
i am honored

Jonathan1979 on 21.09. at 17:16
:)

blazor88 on 22.09. at 22:10
noble my other villages

Jonathan1979 on 23.09. at 00:22
They're not worth the noble. ;)

blazor88 on 23.09. at 20:58
do it
so i can restart
did i mention one of them has a lvl 22 hq

blazor88 on 23.09. at 21:00
please do it
so i wont bother you again
they all have lvl 24 farms at least:)

Jonathan1979 on 23.09. at 21:19
A lvl 22 HQ? Waaauw! Which one is it?

blazor88 on 24.09. at 17:20
[village](294|348)[/village]

blazor88 on 24.09. at 17:21
[village](295|349)[/village] has 17 smithy an 19 hq

blazor88 on 26.09. at 19:11
just noble my damm villages

Jonathan1979 on 26.09. at 19:11
Let me know when you get an academy. :)

blazor88 on 27.09. at 19:53
if u dont noble me now i will hand them to sombody else

Jonathan1979 on 27.09. at 20:16
okies

blazor88 on 28.09. at 20:11
just noble 2 of them please

Jonathan1979 on 28.09. at 20:40
You prenoble them and I'll send the last noble.

blazor88 on 29.09. at 20:04
i havnt got a nobleman

Jonathan1979 on 29.09. at 20:37
That's a shame. What do you suggest?

blazor88 on 01.10. at 16:35
u noble the 20 hq an 18 smitty one
and u noble another one

Jonathan1979 on 01.10. at 18:21
Ok, sure: can you prenoble them for me?

blazor88 today at 11:54
how can i do that
if u stop farming me i will or otherwise ill give them away

Jonathan1979 today at 21:26
What's farming?
 

DeletedUser

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A guy dumped his account on me. Never heard of him, he got rimmed in the meantime.
Then I noticed he sent an application to faaaaark, so I decided to send him some fakes, then continue the conversation. :)

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 14:13
Can I join your tribe. I am an experienced player from world 6 and world 38 having 400k+ points. Even though I am still having small points in this world but I just started about some weeks from now. Please let me join. Thanks a lot.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 14:36
No, you are a refugee now.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 15:11
Why? I am experienced and I can snipe a train.
That's more than can be said from [ally]OCD[/ally].

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 15:12
Maybe I could co-play your account?
It looks like you could use a player with some experience to help you out a bit... run you through the basics and such. What do you think?

faaaaark on 03.11. at 15:22
I think I could use a cluster in K32.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 15:26
So we agree to co-play your account?
Of course we could co-play mine as well. I would have to start nobling your villages. What village do you think I could start with? Preferably one in the middle of your cluster (do you actually have one?)

Also: since I would contribute my knowledge and strategic insight, it seems only fair to me, you would provide the premium and would do the farming.
Sounds fair?

faaaaark on 03.11. at 15:53
Okay, you can merge my account into yours. This should only take about a year.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:01
That's okay: I'll need that much time to instruct you on the basics.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 16:17
Awww... I knew I was bad, but not that bad.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:23
>.-

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:26
Keep in mind I may have to repeat things several times before you grasp it. Maybe taking note would be a good idea? You may refer to me as The Guruh.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 16:36
Okay, so I have to build troops to take other villages, I chose to build lots of spears as they have long pointy thingys to attack the axemen with when I attack.

Let me know if this is right. Attack with spears?

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:41
Only if it's defended with light cavalery!
Or if there are trenches they could use their spears to jump across. So basically it depends upon the area of the village you wish to attack.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:42
But it's always better to send mixed nukes, that way you're certain that no matter what's in the village you'll always have some troops who were trained specifically to kill those.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 16:45
Okay so let me get this straight, I need to send a mixture of spears, swords, axes, L/C, scouts, H/C and some rams with cats?

Are rams any good? they seem to take up a heap of space. I decided to make 200 in one village and they are all over the place. You can't walk around the village and we've got them stacked on top of each other and even outside the walls. Damn things are so big...

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 16:52
faaaaark said:
You can't walk around the village and we've got them stacked on top of each other and even outside the walls

You mean you're actually building walls? Why would you do that? IF under attack, that will be the first thing the enemy looks at (to knock them down). So, better to have the headstart and surprise him by not building any. I have plenty more good reasons why you shouldn't.


1. they are going to go down anyway eventually when you're under attack, so what's the use? Sounds like waste of time and resources... Not to mention the builders who worked their butts off for nothing.

2. my village is much spacier without them (and the view is great too!)

3. I don't need to stack the rams on top of each other, there's plenty of space now ouside the city (well, of course one could argue there's no outside/inside when you don't have any walls - that's a valid point too)

4. with the resources I saved from NOT building walls, I usually choose to build taverns instead. It keeps morale high (important during war time) and as long as there's enough beer, men won't worry whether there are walls around the village or not.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 17:01
So how do you uses catapults? I got some guy to build one but he had nothing to fire, so he grabbed my dog and tried to launch him over the wall. Problem was that the guy building the walls did such a good job that the dog slammed into it halfway up.

I think I need to get a new guy working on the cats and possibly forget about building walls like you said.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 17:13
No walls = no dog slamming.
Simple as that. You can quote me on that one if you wish. I usually let my wife catapult beer from my place when I'm hunting with the guys up in the mountains. Works wonderfully well. Don't use bottles though! They break rather easily...

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 17:19
PS: like my profile?
Or should I add more ascii drawings? :-/
I'm still not sure.

faaaaark on 03.11. at 17:22
I think you need a big ascii sword.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 17:28
*=[======>

Or bigger still?

faaaaark on 03.11. at 17:31
I thought you were teaching me.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 17:41
I'm asking your artistic point of view.
I wouldn't ask anything for which you require actual knowledge of this game. :O

faaaaark on 03.11. at 17:45
Like my girlfriend says, I like them big.

http://en41.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=3861985 on 03.11. at 17:50
Yeah,she told me several times as well.
I see you have NO sword on your profile.
Is that meant to be an analogy?

...

This message has been forwarded by free2rap27x.
 

DeletedUser

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I was messing around with this guy.

bannon131 on 08.01. at 06:35
I am Bannon131, Jester of Fort An Hero,

I have one simple question for you, are you friend or foe of SIZE!?

silentshade on 08.01. at 06:52
i am staying neutral in this situation

silentshade on 08.01. at 07:18
either way its going to be a war zone sooner or later my tribe is still deciding on what tribe to pick

bannon131 on 08.01. at 07:28
I hope your tribe does not make the wrong choice then.

silentshade on 08.01. at 07:31
well you got to understand their both hard choices to pick so its really hard most are saying stay neutral but there is no growth in that but both tribes the f tribes and size are very skilled players what i dont understand is that when i tried to join your guys is tribe you wouldn't except me

bannon131 on 08.01. at 07:37
In the beginning, there was a certain criteria that had to be met to join. Most of our members come from a secret fraternity of computer geniuses and physicists. Some of the United States of America's top elite are in our Families. We have everything from Walmart District Managers to Generals that are currently deployed to Afghanistan fighting the War on Terror. It is even rumored that one of our members is an aide to the Prime Minister of Great Britain.

When you say our tribes have skilled players, you insult us. I think it would be proper to say that we have SUPER PLAYERS.

silentshade on 08.01. at 07:42
somehow i think that's a little far fetched generals don't play this game how do they even get the time to play it. district managers i can believe and Gordon Brown i can kind of see him playing this game

bannon131 on 08.01. at 07:44
Well, it's something we're not supposed to discuss with members. Our General is somewhat behind the scenes sorta fellow. His village is low in points and when he does log on he gives TOOOOOOONNNS of advice and strategy on what we should do next.

silentshade on 08.01. at 07:48
ok ok does that mean you have tony blair and if he plays this game omg plz tell me yes or no

bannon131 on 08.01. at 07:49
We have a strict policy to not give out information of people in powers' names. Sorry. ;)
 

DeletedUser20525

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Oldy but goody. Looses something with me bleeping out all the incorrectly spelled cursing but:

Ru3d on 09.09. at 02:13
r u attackin me cuz i joined this *bleep*y tribe or some other reason...

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 02:14
You are close to me and building a nuke.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 02:17
wats a nuke

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 02:18
You have offensive troops.

If you attack Lennon9 with your troops me and Oreely? will leave you alone. If you promise to follow his and my instructions we might even get you into Bo$$

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 02:31
to late.

Oh well.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 02:58
*bleep* of i dont care i play this in my spare time all i have to do is start over somewhere else it doesnt bother me i joined chains 1 week ago and all ive had is bull*bleep* i think all u little tribe peaps need 2 get a life after all its only a browser game and there loads of other games out there..

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:00
I think you need to learn how to use all the letters in the words you are attempting to spell.

This isnt a text message on your phone.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 03:01
i think u should waste time on someone who cares...

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:03
Durp.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 03:05
ive done a start over do wat u like 2 that village like i said it doesnt bother me get on with ure life ill do the same..

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:06
durp.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 03:08
*bleep* (spelled wrong) u

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:09
Durp

Ru3d on 09.09. at 03:12
like i said hundreds of browser games out there u enjoy bein a *bleep* an ill get on with my life...

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:13
Durp.

Ru3d on 09.09. at 03:15
*bleep* u *bleep*

stealthmechanic on 09.09. at 03:21
This target is still under beginner protection. You will be able to attack on 11.09. at 03:03.

Sproing!!





Mighty Gunthorian today at 21:50
why r u attacking me? i would like to know i have done nothing to you

stealthmechanic today at 21:50
Warrior need food, badly.

Mighty Gunthorian today at 22:37
why r u attacking me? coming an plz i didnt do anything wrong! and plus im out of your area i will join ur tibe if would like

stealthmechanic today at 22:43
11.281

Pointus whoreus

Is a large, fat, land mammal, known to live on barbarian villages and not utilize defense.

The species usually goes extinct quickly. Their call is "aaaah why R u attacking me!"





Cloudy1 today at 22:10
Oh

thats nice I feel the love

cloudy

stealthmechanic today at 22:15
You should. Thats the hugs and rainbow express right there.

Cloudy1 today at 22:59
thanx baby

And what is the noble wearing? I hope its purple - I love purple

stealthmechanic today at 23:18
Fucia.

Hes a bit fruity :-/

Cloudy1 today at 23:20
lol

cloudy
 
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DeletedUser

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14 are legal...right?
err...I mean....she told me she was 18
 
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