Heaven

DeletedUser

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W00t!

I know what it's like.

Heaven is obviously a doctors appointment where REALLY HOT redhead doctor is feeling your stomach with her hand, slowly going downwards while ordering you to eat chips and drink coke as much as you like as that is good for you.

How do I know that? Because I just came from there! :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

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-Senna said:
W00t!

I know what it's like.

Heaven is obviously a doctors appointment where REALLY HOT redhead doctor is feeling your stomach with her hand, slowly going downwards while ordering you to eat chips and drink coke as much as you like as that is good for you.

How do I know that? Because I just came from there! :icon_biggrin:
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a n d, I'm spent
 

DeletedUser

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-Senna said:
W00t!

I know what it's like.

Heaven is obviously a doctors appointment where REALLY HOT redhead doctor is feeling your stomach with her hand, slowly going downwards while ordering you to eat chips and drink coke as much as you like as that is good for you.

How do I know that? Because I just came from there! :icon_biggrin:
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Your real doctor is obviously tied up in his/her closet, and her life was overtaken by a stripper.

It really is heaven!
 

DeletedUser

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Ok enough of sweet half-truths.

I've been having slight diarrhea for a week now. And chips and coke were ordered as those are good sources of salt and sugar which help your stomach recover and you lose lots of those in diarrhea. But yes, doctor ordered me to eat chips! :icon_biggrin:
 

TjDarkness

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Good for you, Senna.

Now get me my coke and crisps, slave.
 

DeletedUser23324

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-Senna said:
Ok enough of sweet half-truths.

I've been having slight diarrhea for a week now. And chips and coke were ordered as those are good sources of salt and sugar which help your stomach recover and you lose lots of those in diarrhea. But yes, doctor ordered me to eat chips! :icon_biggrin:
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So you didn't survive the death of your briain, damn.
 

DeletedUser

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-Senna... what will happen when the hot red head starts to strip for you? If you think your current situation is heaven, poor boy will have a brain overload..
 

TjDarkness

Guest
Moonsoon said:
It's a trap.
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Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg
 

DeletedUser

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I thought you needed to die to go to heaven but apparently just take laxatives
 
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