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Gather round children of W16 and let me tell you a story...
Once upon a time there was a player in K9, his name was Sharky (Yea the awesome one your thinking of :icon_wink
. Now Sharky was an agressive little bastard who liked to attack things for fun afterall he liked to have a laugh at the noobs and mess with them a little, one such noob was called jonesman32 and as expected the first encounter was high up there on the funny scale!
Contains slightly censored version for the forums-[spoil]Thought I'd give some commentery alongside this little show
The bolded itallics is my thoughts as this unfolded.
Following me nobleing a 2nd village from him I got a bunch of incomeings, can anyone guess what they were? Yup, SCOUT WAVES, the guy actually sent 4 scout attacks from the same village to one of my villages. When this failed to yeild results I got a lovely mail from him and another from his duke!
"you thick limp biscuit,ill drag you backwards in your own sea and drown you you expletive face" Thats gotta be in the top 10 funniest insults I've ever had throwen at me in TW so-far Thick Limp Biscuit, lmao
"Then u actually grew the testicular fortitude" Probiblly my second favourite quote from this whole episode, just found it really funny for some reason
Unfortunetly it seems he's too scared to mail me back, or so his tribemate says....
All in all I think this is definately one for the "Hate mail" section
~Sharky[/spoil]
However Walkara DID tell poor Sharky to stop as Plight were planning a war on DNC (afterall we all know how difficult opponents rim tribes can be) and promised Sharky he could finish off jonesman when the "war" began. :icon_cry:
Now the story gets grim....
Upon the eve of war Sharky sat with his axes sharp and nobles nice and drunk (Hey they're scottish what'dya expect?) when he noticed Jonesman had suddenly joined Ni!, Plight's pet tribe. When Sharky approached Walkara to find out what had happened Walkara told him that Jonesman had been left off the recruitment list by Ni!. Egar to finish what he started young Sharky asked for him to be released as a refugee. After about 2 weeks of no progress, Sharky asked walkara again about the status of his refugee claim. Walkara then responded that the situation was being dropped and re-examined in a month! :icon_surprised:
Dissapointed by the total ineptness of the Plight leadership to get a simple refugee kicked the brave Scotsman asked to speak to the leader of Ni! himself, to which Walkara agreed.
This went... errr... Badly one could say?
Heritage showed that she clearly didn't understand the concept of what a refugee even was, once it was explained (painfully) she just kept demanding reports of jonesman being attacked. However due to walkara's inability to deal with this problem in a timely manner the reports were deleted.
Not to be discouraged Sharky responded by showing his recent caps against Jonesman and sent over the mail of Walkara telling him to stop attacks on Jonesman. Heritage repied by asking for.... Reports of attacks on Jonesman.
Now it was clear by this point that Heritage had trouble understanding English, but as soon as poor Sharky pointed that out she threw a fit and refused to talk to him anymore! :icon_confused:
Dissapointed, but kinda bored with things, Sharky decided not to persue the matter any further.
Then one day Sharky just got bored of playing with rim noobs.
Our intrepid hero sent a few attacks at Jonesman, a few hours later the inbox and shared forums were buzzing or as a Plightie once said...
He was sadly kicked from Plight but founded his own tribe where poeple could have fun (LOL, look us up!).
He found a few strange builds for villages and nobled a few for the hell of it, (ouch 3 nobles in transit!).
It took a whole 18 hours (roughly) to see any kind of responce from Ni!. And when there was it was ~150 attacks from the 23 villages of jonesman. However eventually the rest of Ni! managed to get a few attacks off (only at 446 incomeings justnow however, very dissapointing Ni!).
Hopefully at some point our hero might get his wish and be gone from W16, but with attacks like this, this, this and this, that could take quite some time :icon_neutral:.
Yea Ni! don't seem to like full armies or rams that much, I could go on but I've rambled long enough.
Anyway you may wonder the point in this?
Was it to point out how poor Ni! actually are? (A little I guess)
Was it because I just like causeing trouble? (Again, a wee bit :icon_razz
Was it because I wanted to show you don't always have to start a thread with ~8 pictures of cats with funny captions under them? (Yes people you CAN use those way too much and the recent threads in W16 have taken it to excess)
But really this is me saying goodbye to those I played W16 with back in the good old Center/CND days.
So c yas all later, I dunno all of who's still around but good luck to you guys because that's me signing off W16 for good!
Also a shout-out to the new Center members who joined when Onaryc and myself ran it for training, hope you guys do well!
-Sharky
Once upon a time there was a player in K9, his name was Sharky (Yea the awesome one your thinking of :icon_wink
. Now Sharky was an agressive little bastard who liked to attack things for fun afterall he liked to have a laugh at the noobs and mess with them a little, one such noob was called jonesman32 and as expected the first encounter was high up there on the funny scale!Contains slightly censored version for the forums-[spoil]Thought I'd give some commentery alongside this little show
The bolded itallics is my thoughts as this unfolded.
Jonesman32 on 02.06. at 23:34
Hey man, as two of the top 3 players in our K, Id like to extend both a friendship as well as a PA. We have talked briefly about you joining `DNC~, and until that day, I think we'd make a hell of a team! Together we could coordinate attacks and noble stronger targets in our area,gain more ground/villies and solidify our standings as elite players. From what i have been told, you have a personal NAP with Psychojason as well. As a past tribem8 of mine, him and I share a mutual respect for each other so its pretty much like an unwritten NAP between him and I. I would like to pursue this further with you so message me back and let me know what u got on ur mind!
Jason you never mentioned this neutral respect when we were talking about nobleing this guy's villages, lol
SharkyH2O on 03.06. at 02:24
I dunno, I don't take PA's lightly.
You seem a decent guy but I'll still have to give some thought to this. I'll be at work most of tomorrow, but tomorrow evening I'll give you an answer.
Jonesman32 on 03.06. at 07:07
sounds good bro. Trust me PAs are a vital key to success in this game. You just need a good one {wink wink} lol. I think wed both benefit greatly from it! Just get back to me m8
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 00:19
Let me see what kinda troop builds you use, don't worry they're just scouts
I sent scouts and got reports of his villages. There's now clearings going to both and a noble train inbound on one of them.
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 02:13
ok. I got tons of troops out attackin some tvl members around our parts so if u got level 3 scouts ull be able to see lol
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 02:14
Yea I do, it's ok
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 02:15
good good. I see u got two already...of course those are the new villies
Still not concerned about the 4 attacks hitting on the same second apparently, or even why I'm attacking the villages I've already scouted.
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 02:16
ey u sure there all scouts? I see u launched quite a few of em and there taking too long to be scouts.
Last horse crosses the finish line eh?
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 02:18
Scouts get extra info if you send them in waves. A wave of 4 can tell incomeings/outgoings to/from a village aswell.
SharkyH2O: Inventer of the scout wave
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 02:19
ok m8...ill trust u on this one...it still doesnt seem like it should take 7 and a half hours for scouts to come at me....plus u already scouted that villie...
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 02:20
But not with a scout wave. You never heard of them before?
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 02:21
yea i have...i seen ur with plight now hows that goin??? Im at work so ill get back with u in a bit.
Apparently he HAS heard of them before! Have I accidently stumbled on some uber DNC secret tactic?
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 02:22
It's not bad, joined to see psychojason for a bit
I'm still thinking over that invite to DNC justnow.
I've had a total of 4 invites from DNC since re-starting on the rim, I did join once and spammed the hell outa their shared forums with their allies.
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 04:15
ok sounds good bro. Just get back to me
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 08:59
nice....u sent nobles...just got off work and figured id check my walkin duration....
Better late than never eh?
SharkyH2O on 04.06. at 16:25
Oops guess I accidently sent nobles instead of scouts
Ah well, this just means you've got one less village to manage, see? Ain't I thoughtfull?
Jonesman32 on 04.06. at 18:37
dude ur low down dirty person...bottom line to it. backstabbin expletive really....dont be surprised if ur booted from plight and fed to us....or even wouldnt it be ironic to have plight take ur villages lol. Person.
I'm terrified! lol
Following me nobleing a 2nd village from him I got a bunch of incomeings, can anyone guess what they were? Yup, SCOUT WAVES, the guy actually sent 4 scout attacks from the same village to one of my villages. When this failed to yeild results I got a lovely mail from him and another from his duke!
"you thick limp biscuit,ill drag you backwards in your own sea and drown you you expletive face" Thats gotta be in the top 10 funniest insults I've ever had throwen at me in TW so-far
Thick Limp Biscuit, lmaoJonesman32 on 04.06. at 21:36
go die trick. I got my "scouting" trains en route homo. First we came to an agreement to allow u to keep that first village u sniped from me, then we talked as friends but obviously u had other intentions. Then u actually grew the testicular fortitude to launch an offensive on me when u knew our two tribes standing with each other. Once again go killurself. Ur nothing to me but a fat chics douchebag.
SharkyH2O today at 17:48
Your a angry little man
/Sharky pokes the angry little man
"Then u actually grew the testicular fortitude" Probiblly my second favourite quote from this whole episode, just found it really funny for some reason
Unfortunetly it seems he's too scared to mail me back, or so his tribemate says....
[17:30:38] Sharky says: jonseyboy isn't replying to my mail
[17:30:46] Clancy says: lol he is scared thats why
All in all I think this is definately one for the "Hate mail" section
~Sharky[/spoil]
However Walkara DID tell poor Sharky to stop as Plight were planning a war on DNC (afterall we all know how difficult opponents rim tribes can be) and promised Sharky he could finish off jonesman when the "war" began. :icon_cry:
Now the story gets grim....
Upon the eve of war Sharky sat with his axes sharp and nobles nice and drunk (Hey they're scottish what'dya expect?) when he noticed Jonesman had suddenly joined Ni!, Plight's pet tribe. When Sharky approached Walkara to find out what had happened Walkara told him that Jonesman had been left off the recruitment list by Ni!. Egar to finish what he started young Sharky asked for him to be released as a refugee. After about 2 weeks of no progress, Sharky asked walkara again about the status of his refugee claim. Walkara then responded that the situation was being dropped and re-examined in a month! :icon_surprised:
Dissapointed by the total ineptness of the Plight leadership to get a simple refugee kicked the brave Scotsman asked to speak to the leader of Ni! himself, to which Walkara agreed.
This went... errr... Badly one could say?
Heritage showed that she clearly didn't understand the concept of what a refugee even was, once it was explained (painfully) she just kept demanding reports of jonesman being attacked. However due to walkara's inability to deal with this problem in a timely manner the reports were deleted.
Not to be discouraged Sharky responded by showing his recent caps against Jonesman and sent over the mail of Walkara telling him to stop attacks on Jonesman. Heritage repied by asking for.... Reports of attacks on Jonesman.
Now it was clear by this point that Heritage had trouble understanding English, but as soon as poor Sharky pointed that out she threw a fit and refused to talk to him anymore! :icon_confused:
Dissapointed, but kinda bored with things, Sharky decided not to persue the matter any further.
Then one day Sharky just got bored of playing with rim noobs.
Our intrepid hero sent a few attacks at Jonesman, a few hours later the inbox and shared forums were buzzing or as a Plightie once said...
[spoil]
[/spoil]
He was sadly kicked from Plight but founded his own tribe where poeple could have fun (LOL, look us up!).
He found a few strange builds for villages and nobled a few for the hell of it, (ouch 3 nobles in transit!).
It took a whole 18 hours (roughly) to see any kind of responce from Ni!. And when there was it was ~150 attacks from the 23 villages of jonesman. However eventually the rest of Ni! managed to get a few attacks off (only at 446 incomeings justnow however, very dissapointing Ni!).
Hopefully at some point our hero might get his wish and be gone from W16, but with attacks like this, this, this and this, that could take quite some time :icon_neutral:.
Yea Ni! don't seem to like full armies or rams that much, I could go on but I've rambled long enough.
Anyway you may wonder the point in this?
Was it to point out how poor Ni! actually are? (A little I guess)
Was it because I just like causeing trouble? (Again, a wee bit :icon_razz
Was it because I wanted to show you don't always have to start a thread with ~8 pictures of cats with funny captions under them? (Yes people you CAN use those way too much and the recent threads in W16 have taken it to excess)
But really this is me saying goodbye to those I played W16 with back in the good old Center/CND days.
So c yas all later, I dunno all of who's still around but good luck to you guys because that's me signing off W16 for good!
Also a shout-out to the new Center members who joined when Onaryc and myself ran it for training, hope you guys do well!
-Sharky
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