Interesting and funny igms

Milen

Guest
Post your interesting and funny in game messages from W6 here.
 

Phonixfire

Still Going Strong
Not sure if this counts, but in the 20 minutes I was on W6 (before it collapsed like 30 seconds ago.. Again), I got about 6 different tribe invites xD
 

Rakiavik

Contributing Poster
lol

i asked this guy if he wanted to join up

his responce


________ today at 20:56
um... yeah ok, only if i can be duke?

Dont worry im a good duke, im duke in world 5
 

Xavirus

Guest
i got this mail from a dude in K54 (i'm in K55) Hi noob can i farm you??????

i said sure attack me.

he replyed how do i do that?

what an compleate fool.
 
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Landorian

Still Going Strong
"f here in this tribe, leader dont do nothing we can establish new tribe and ask some guys from there if they join us. I thing the leader isn't so interested to make a good tribe"

Your guess is as good as mine as to what he is saying here. I think he wanted me to start a new tribe with him or something.
 

poohat

Guest
None of the IGMs I get are ever funny. :icon_sad:
James Joyce once said that he'd never met a boring person. The point is to take mails which could be funny and then make them funny by provoking the right kind of replies!
 

Bumpy

Guest
Welcome to tribe KMF*A . if you wana still yoin in tribe you need acceped this rules !!

1. Help tribe members if you can ( support , resourses , e.t.c
2. Dont attack on tribe members, allias and NAPs ..
3. Dont help enemies and attack them ..
4. Dont use BAD words
5. Dont lie ..
6. Dont much impose tribe members if they say to dont baffle..
7. Dont uglifly tribal forum
8. Use tribal forum (no one has posted there)
9. To comply whit tribe Dukes and belive them..
10. Dont leave this tribe without my licence!! :D :D :D(oops already have)

if you decide this tribe rules you can leave !!!
but if you like them and accepted just don do nothink and yoin !! ... :D
 

dudeyboy

Non-stop Poster
So, if you like the tribe you have to leave, and If you make the rules you also have to leave.....

There is always the possibility he was drunk when typing that.
 

Thizz Nation

Guest
I'll write a better welcome letter ****faced drunk than he could ever write.....Just give me a spellcheck tool :icon_wink:

Wow, and I get a rule violation on that......two months? was it? after I wrote it.....
 
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greenmonsta

Part of the Furniture
Evilized today at 08:03Hello leader of EOGM!

Since our alliances are very close to each other, I would like to suggest a merge. A merge is when your powerful and prestigous tribe joins mine so that we become more powerful as one than as two.

The benefits of a merge:

»More powerful Tribe, Since the Tribe will rise in rank fast!
»Closely pact empire which will allow faster response to attacks and more intimidation towards enemies.
»Sturdier Empire, since now more than one leader resides, enabling stricter and more efficient control of the empire
»Prosporus economy, since now more interstate, intrastate, and international trade can take place
»More FuN!


Hope to hear from u,
Evilized
Union King of the ~U.K~



a merge!? errr this world has hardly started..
 

moonstar

Member
i got this mail from a dude in K54 (i'm in K55) Hi noob can i farm you??????

i said sure attack me.

he replyed how do i do that?

what an compleate fool.
You win! Best IGM ever for this world so far!
I'll bet you a gold coin that this guy abandons his village by the end of April.
 

cao-cao

Guest
I got one :lol:

cao-cao today at 14:57

may I ask why have you reject the invitation please ?


******* today at 14:59

I am sorry I dont now english
 

Hamer The Nail

Contributing Poster
***** today at 04:03
you guys are so good at this game! i wish i was as good as you! i have no clue how to play this game i just have my older btother do it! i was wondering, where do you buy your bras and underwear? i need some new ones!
thank you so much!
love, your dream girl



how do I reply to something like this stupid thing
**waits for he/she to come out of protection for me to attack him/her (yes I already have troops)
 

Gothic_Tease

Still Going Strong
***** today at 04:03
you guys are so good at this game! i wish i was as good as you! i have no clue how to play this game i just have my older btother do it! i was wondering, where do you buy your bras and underwear? i need some new ones!
thank you so much!
love, your dream girl



how do I reply to something like this stupid thing
**waits for he/she to come out of protection for me to attack him/her (yes I already have troops)

I suggest you block all of this persons atempts to find your Phone Number and possibly house number. I'd be scared were I in your shoes o_O
 

Hamer The Nail

Contributing Poster
wow I had looked him/her up on ratings he/she is nowhere near my village was he/she talking about my tribe HOT if so I am not the strongest player in it
 

Gothic_Tease

Still Going Strong
I wonder where HOT buys their underwear from...

At times like this, I refer to the player as "It" Noobs know no gender!
 

greenmonsta

Part of the Furniture
Hi we are neighbours, it would be a good idea if we form a tribe to help each other in case of an attack.

we will also become friends and the game will be much more interesting.

so become member of this tribe.


its like hes saying.. JOIN MY TRIBE OR FEEL MY WRATH

btw, i run a tribe of my own lol, he should join mine! rawr