Sometimes I just love how players respond to attacks. My latest took particular umbrage and sent me 2 messages. It took him forever to figure out that we have no diplomatic relations:
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Nodgrot wrote:
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i would ask you to desist alll attacks as you can see both our tribes are NAPS
thank you
junkmonger wrote:
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We have no diplomatic relations. I was ordered to attack your villages. Please contact lobe for all your relocation needs.
Nodgrot wrote:
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no no no
sorry i didnt say it right
i was ordered to change tribes <<other tribe>> and it turns out we are NAPS
i am not accusing you of anything or whatever i am just saying
and apparantly lobe is a NAP as well (ed. lobe is a player...and a very good one)
just a question tho are they real attacks because i know there cant be any nobles in them and its all from the same village
and if it is as a sign of goodwill and apologies on my behalf i will pay you back for any troops you lose
junkmonger wrote:
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We will contact <<your tribe>> to confirm your refugee status.
Nodgrot wrote:
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refugee??
ha dont like em!
i aint a refugee! and id like to know how i could have predicted that an attack that just started to come at me today would make me a nap with the attacker!
dude dont get me wrong
i was ordered to join <<a tribe>> and hell if they tell me to go back to <<original tribe>> so be it
i do as im told and thats all i have done
2) and less polite
Nodgrot wrote:
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wtf is with all these attacks!
what the hell have i done for you to attack all of my villages
wtf!
junkmonger wrote:
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Don't you enjoy entertainment?
Nodgrot wrote:
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what like tv's or....
sorry i was a little oon edge as i saw i had 41 incoming attacks but they are all fakes except i dont know about yours
junkmonger wrote:
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Let's play dealer's choice.
Nodgrot wrote:
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hehe
ass
fair enough but damn 16 attacks from one village!!!
and slightly faster than a noble!
wow if they are real and im screwed damn
teach me master i have much to learn!!! ^_^
Nodgrot wrote:
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what the f***!
what the hell man why the hell did you just noble my goddamned village!
i am asking you once and only once since we are NAPS i want you to move all of your troops out of MY village or i WILL take it by force
and yes mate i am taking this up with tribal diplomats if you do not give me my village back immediatly!
junkmonger wrote:
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Well, I was invited to a wedding. Seems your village was lonely and we had some unattached armies.
Please talk to your diplomats. I will abide by any instructions that I am given.
Best regards,
junkmonger
Nodgrot wrote:
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nope f*** u man
i have already told you we are NAPS and now you have sent even more attacks out
i WILL be talking to tribal diplomats because of your actions and i dont care i will be getting my village back!
junkmonger wrote:
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We are sorry. Your NAP application papers were lost in processing. Please have your diplomats call ours and see if we can correct this. I apologize for this confusion and we hope we can establish diplomatic relations at a mutually agreeable time. Thank you for contacting Twilight Hunters, your Regional Improvement and Relocation specialists.
Nodgrot wrote:
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what???
look mate im getting my villages back no questions asked and i thought we could have this settled and now your attacking me again!
junkmonger wrote:
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Unfortunately, your new attacks upon your previous residence, Land that Dufus Desires, only confirms your hostile intent. I will have my diplomats contact yours and register the appropriate complaints.
Nodgrot wrote:
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haha go ahead ive already talked with them and dont you worry buddy ill take my damned village back whether you like it or not
junkmonger wrote:
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Personally, I don't like. I feel bad when perfectly good troops are wasted on foolish exercises. Perhaps we can come to a compromise? I'll take your other villages and we increase the general amount of happiness in the world.
Nodgrot wrote:
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haha
not gonna happen mate
junkmonger wrote:
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I ran the simulator on this troop count vs what I have.
3620 2138 0 14 53 841 0 0 1
Rest easy, the village is in good hands. Perhaps, you would just to visit for a cup of tea?
Nodgrot wrote:
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what you think i am the only one one thats going to try to empty your village out??
damn your dumb! i have allies right near me and id be stupid not to ask for aid
and cheers for telling me how many troops are left in there
junkmonger wrote:
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I have no problem letting you know how many troops we found in your villages. I figured that you needed some assistance.
I have to admit that I am dimwitted. My profile says, "Sword in hand, body in forward, brain in neutral." I wish I could be more understanding.
I have tried to be civil with you, but you just don't understand my predicament. You see, I live in a neighborhood and my neighbors just don't seem to want to get along. I was so hoping that you would be pleasant and accomodating. I guess it is not to be.
Best regards,
junkmonger
Nodgrot wrote:
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trust me im pleasent and i do get along very nicely
except when someone is attacking me when our tribes are NAP's
so i dont take kindly to that not one bit
junkmonger wrote:
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I'm sure that you are pleasant in rl...however, owing to your persistant threats and aggression, our leaders have decided to drop any relations to your tribe. If you feel this is in error, you may surrender your villages at your earliest convenience.