Utterchaos
Guest
[FONT="]JustToners Joke shop is here to please :icon_cool:
And, Yes, I do know there already a joke thread, but this is my one :icon_evil:
[/FONT]
[FONT="]Paddy says to Mick,[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Why do scuba divers roll of the back of the boats into the water?”[/FONT]
[FONT="] Mick says it’s simple, [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Because if they rolled forwards they would still be in the boat!!”[/FONT]
JT is amazing.
Funny joke ain't it .
Saudi being interviewed at the USA embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean Male or Female.
Saudi: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!!!
Saudi: Yes, Cows and Dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse Style, Doggy Style, any style.
Consul: Oh, dear.
Saudi: Deer? No deer. They run too fast!
THIS ONE IS FOR BWAH
Saudi being interviewed at the USA embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean Male or Female.
Saudi: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!!!
Saudi: Yes, Cows and Dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse Style, Doggy Style, any style.
Consul: Oh, dear.
Saudi: Deer? No deer. They run too fast!
THIS ONE IS FOR BWAH
[FONT="]Paddy says to Mick,[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Why do scuba divers roll of the back of the boats into the water?”[/FONT]
[FONT="] Mick says it’s simple, [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Because if they rolled forwards they would still be in the boat!!”[/FONT]
A blind man and his guide dog walks into a market. They start walking down the isles and suddenly the man picks his dog up by the harness. He proceeds to swing the dog over his head in large circles. The casheer sees this and runs over to the man. "Sir," he asks in shock." what are you doing?"
The blind man answers "Just having a look around"
Saudi being interviewed at the USA embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean Male or Female.
Saudi: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!!!
Saudi: Yes, Cows and Dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse Style, Doggy Style, any style.
Consul: Oh, dear.
Saudi: Deer? No deer. They run too fast!
THIS ONE IS FOR BWAH