King of the External Hill

[DeletedUser]

I nerdrage at you for making me lose the game, you lose an eye and have to go get minority report style surgery.

My hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I kick you off the hill.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I yank you around by your trunk and toss you down the hill.

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

I take away your diving equipment, you drown in the pond at the hill

My hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I'm able to hold my breath for a very long time. While underwater, I shoot you with my spear gun like a prize sailfish.

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

You forgot to calculate water angle and hit The Lewder in stead, I throw his fat elephant ass on top of you

My hill!

 

[DeletedUser]

Since fat floats better than muscle, I'm able to swim away before his tonnage hits me. Rising to the surface (in slow motion action movie style), I throw a fish at you and cause you to slide off the hill chasing your dinner.

MY HILL