Looking for an account ....

Alpha Magnus

Contributing Poster
Hey.

I'm looking for an account.
Something that is easy to play. Preferably something that isn't important, you know, where I will just build and send defense to people who do the actual work.

The account should also be in a non-war area. You know, something far away from any enemies so I won't be attacked. A tribal 'bitch' type account would be ideal.

Thanks for reading and I look forward to your offers.

Though please be advised that the Magnus will only choose the best offer, so do make your bids catchy.

Have a smashing day.

And Merry Christmas and Happy New Years.
 

iiswaffles

Guest
<.< u can co play me but then u will know how noobie i iz
 

Knight Saber

Guest
Clearly not legit.
I can tell by some of the pixels the lack of Magnus sig, and from seeing quite a few shops Magnus' in my time.
 

Alpha Magnus

Contributing Poster
Yes, tis' the Magnus.

I recently got some extra time by becoming unemployed. Good news. Working isn't working out well for me unfortunately. It's just too time consuming and leaves me with little time for more important things like personal grooming.

My wife is now the breadwinner. It's about time really. As we all know, women need to be directed into being productive members of society. Especially after producing members of society ;)

Of course she will continue to do the menial household chores too. It's not like the Magnus will do them. Don't be silly. Instead my days are filled with lounging and swimming in my pool and advising the females in my family of their duties and how to perform them to my satisfaction. The life of a Lord *high five*

This sig is to celebrate my new station.

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~The Magnus~
The Lord of his domain
 

mariahbear

Non-stop Poster
Yes, tis' the Magnus.

I recently got some extra time by becoming unemployed. Good news. Working isn't working out well for me unfortunately. It's just too time consuming and leaves me with little time for more important things like personal grooming.

My wife is now the breadwinner. It's about time really. As we all know, women need to be directed into being productive members of society. Especially after producing members of society ;)

Of course she will continue to do the menial household chores too. It's not like the Magnus will do them. Don't be silly. Instead my days are filled with lounging and swimming in my pool and advising the females in my family of their duties and how to perform them to my satisfaction. The life of a Lord *high five*

This sig is to celebrate my new station.

_____________
~The Magnus~
The Lord of his domain
o_O
you live the life o_O
I would kill my man if he tried it tho :D
 

Alpha Magnus

Contributing Poster
o_O
you live the life o_O
I would kill my man if he tried it tho :D
Well Mrs Mariah Bear, maam, it's not the "trying" that gets a man killed as it is the amount of "training" he has put in before he makes certain suggestions ;)

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~The Magnus~
Making suggestions
 

Alpha Magnus

Contributing Poster
Do you insist on being in a top 3 tribe?
Of course not!!!

The noobier the better! Looks like you got a spam tribe too. Looks very promising :)

Is this the only offer the Magnus gets? After all the loves and kisses?

Harsh.

But I forgive you!

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~The Magnus~
Is forgiving. Yes, he is!
 

Alpha Magnus

Contributing Poster
need to clear that with us first Waffles :)

Magnus Drop me a line in my Inbox please
I am one of the Dukes of Hyper
Done and ...

Maguns, add me on Skype - Beckington79
... Done!

In other news the doctor convicted of killing Michael Jackson is now facing the music (pun intended)

I hope he dies of AIDS after being gangraped by monkeys.

I shall endeavour to keep everyone updated, thought it is highly doubtful they have AIDS infected monkeys in America with gangrape capabilities.

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~The Magnus~
Where my monkeys at!
 

Kriid

Guest
I shall endeavour to keep everyone updated, thought it is highly doubtful they have AIDS infected monkeys in America with gangrape capabilities.
Best quote ever:icon_biggrin: