Official 50 Commandments of W53

MSG85

Guest
Thou shalt make the W53 moderator's job the hardest job of all, for hard work pisses him off pays off.
 

wicked cobra

Guest
11. Thou shalt not love thy neighbor, thou shalt cat/noble them.
 

Meh? Nub really

Guest
Read number 15 :icon_cool: It own3d all of your Commandments :icon_wink:
 

TheLulzMachine

Guest
Thou shall nuke thy neighbours, as thou would like to be nuked.
 

Jakub1992

Part of the Furniture
Post a commandment you would like to add to the list of commandments for W53. One commandment per person. Once 50 have been posted I'll ask Dark to sticky this. :)

Commandments
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1. Thou shalt abide by the commandments at all times.
2. Thou shalt make the W53 moderator's job the hardest job of all, for hard work pisses him off pays off.
3. Thou shalt ignore Crimsoni's lame threads, and instead give him the hug he's always wanted as a child.
4. Thou shalt not derail this thread.
5. Thou shalt bow down to Dirty Trick's amazing awesomeness
6. Thou shall not complicate darkaniken2s life in anyway, and shall follow the forum rules to the letter upon impending threat of punishment.
7. Thou shall not spam Morthy requesting the barbs to grow faster.
8. Thou shall not obey commandment #44.
9. Thou shall not talk about anonymous.
10. Thou shalt love thy neighbor.
11. Thou shalt not love thy neighbor, thou shalt cat/noble them.
12. Thou shalt follow commandment #14.
13. Thou shalt say "Thou shalt" in every commandment.
14. Thou shalt not follow commandment #12.
15. Thou shalt listen to the Voices in your head.
16. Thou shall post pointless threads whenever possible, but be as according to all rules and guidelines.
17. Thou shall bow to the mod and all his glorious and smexy power, god bless thy mod god bless thy.
18. Thou shalt not make this a gay thread.
19. Thou shall not become walking dead in a attempt to drive players away from thou own village.
20. Thou shalt pick hard to read colors to annoy the mod.
21. Thou shalt spam Rednecks... once he starts the world.
22. Thou shall not farm barbs on W53 for you shall soon be up high in OD.
23. Thou shall not look at forums after quitting.
24. Thou shalt respect the old school; again!
25. Thou shalt always reprehend the kitteh's hunger with huggles and catnip.
26. Thou shalt not use tacky swords and skullz in your profile.
27. Thou shalt respect the newbie.
28. Thou shalt not reveal the identity.
29. Thou shalt troll whence Darkeh be asleep.
30. Thou shall post only positive and creative/well thought out posts in world 53 forums.
31. Thou shalt not spam threads with "catch up talk".
32. Thou shall obey 2HARD in ups and downs.
33. Thou shalt aspire to farm everyone in your 15x15.
34. Thou shalt make many people change to W54.
35. Thou shall read all Lol Kittehs Pictures.
36. Thou shalt understand Brazilians don't exist.
37. Thou shall make love to darkaniken2 whenever possible <3.
38. Thou shalt listen to crazychamps.
39. Thou shalt ignore crazychamps.
40. Thou shall not throw mud upon Contra's name.
41. Thou shalt always worship Minesh, and offer up to him gifts of resources, villages, and PP. ODA much appreciated too.
42. Thou shall be careful of squaids. It is some serious ****!
43. Thou shall not farm one's farm, otherwise you shall become everyone's McDonalds.
44. Thou shall obey commandment #8.
45. Thou shall bump this topic for teh lulz.
46. Thou shall become Disillusioned
47. Thou shalt not farm in any way shape or form.
48. Thou shall mail Jirki and insult football.
49. Thou shalt not check the commandments again.
50. Thou shall memorize the commandments.
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crimmeh! :O
 

SGT conrad

Member
I know this is finished as the fifty are chosen.
But..

Thou shalt not have a life outside of tribalwars.
Thou shalt sit at computer (or use iPhone like me) and praise it.
 

DayVamp

Guest
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THE KNIGHTS CODE!
(AN OLD CODE FOR A NEW ERA)

~A KNIGHT IS TRUE “BLUE”...AND IS AT PEACE WITH HIS/HER GOD!
As A Knight, You Will Be Honest & Just In All Business And Personal Relationships!




~A KNIGHT CAN BE TRUSTED FOR A KNIGHT HONORS HIS/HER WORD!
As A Knight, You Will Do What You Committed To Do, When You Committed To Do It,
OR MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS.....OR DIE IN THE PROCESS!



~A KNIGHT HAS A PROFOUND SENSE OF SELF RESPECT~
Paving The Way To Fully Love And Honor His/Her Beloved.



~A KNIGHT OWNS HIMSELF/HERSELF- NO INFLUENCE OR SUBSTANCE DICTATES
OR RUNS THEIR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF THOSE AROUND THEM~

As A Knight You Overcome All Your Addictions. The True Armor Of Knighthood Is On The Inside, Not The Outside.



~A KNIGHT THINKS BEFORE SPEAKING, FOR ONCE WORDS ARE SPOKEN~
As A Knight, You Are Bound By Your Words!




~A KNIGHT USES WISDOM AND DISCRETION IN WORD AND ACTION~
As A Knight, You Are Considerate And Compassionate In All Things!



~A KNIGHT TAKES DAILY ACTION TO FORTIFY AND STRENGTHEN~
Your Body, Your Mind, And Your Spirit!




~A KNIGHT IS CONFIDENT AND ABHORS ARROGANCE~
As A Knight, You Know That The Arrogant THINK They’re Grand... The Confident ARE Grand!



~A KNIGHT IS STRONG...YET GENTLE WITH WOMEN, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS~
As A Knight, You Use Your Might To Defend The Weak!



~A KNIGHT ACTIVATES THE BRAIN BEFORE USING BRAWNN~
When Faced With A Challenge Or An Opponent!



~A KNIGHT HAS A LIGHT HEART AND A SENSE OF HUMOR!~
As A Knight, You Make Even The Most Grueling Task Fun And Memorable!



~A KNIGHT KNOWS WHEN A JOKE IS DESTRUCTIVE~
As A Knight, You Are Willing To Take A Stand When A Joke Is Harmful!



~A KNIGHT USES GRACE AND DIGNITY IN WORDS AND ACTIONS~
Especially In The Company Of Women And Children!



~A KNIGHT HONORS AND RESPECTS PROCREATIVE POWERS~
As A Knight, You Always Take Responsibility When Using These Powers!



~A MALE KNIGHT HONORS AND REVERES WOMEN AND THEIR FEMININE NATURE~
As A Knight, You Know That Proper Interaction With Feminine Power Is A Link Back To Your Source,
Therefore You Are Ready And Willingly Protect And Defend That Power – Even Unto Death!



~A KNIGHT HAS A PASSIONATE LOVE AND RESPECT FOR NATURE AND MOTHER EARTH~
As A Knight, You Use Your Strength And Courage To Act When They Are Threatened Or Violated.
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Where did you find that?
thou shalt not give long codes without citations :p thou shalt not forget the use of spoilers
 
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Leonova

Guest
Meh, boredom got the best of me

Thou shelt always use scouts to attack first.