DeletedUser92753
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Guess what folks.
So grab a chainsaw, sharpen that axe, load some rounds in the shotgun and get to work. We're in the Zombie slaying business and its open season.
Why you ask? Well, personally, I just don't like the stench of decaying flesh. I ain't into that mang. I prefer the aroma of stale coffee as I sit at my desk during the graveyard shift at the office.
But really...
...this kinda stuff doesn't make me feel all warm and fuzzy. It kinda makes me want to rim someone.
And what even did that accomplish? Riiight, cleared the village so that the glorious Zombie King can feast upon his undead brethren unimpeded.
And whats up Zombies? Not enough warm blood to sate your ghastly needs? There is no way that's a healthy diet for a budding Zombie horde. All these inactive noobs just sitting around, slowly meandering through the world.
But I guess it makes sense, if there are no targets, how else do you eat enough to get to enemies? I mean if there is no one around to fight, what else can you do? NS is here to help, we can't let Vemork have all the fun!! Us folk in the Nightshift will help turn those internals into war caps.
Because, what is the best way to deal with a zombie kids?
That's right, you cut off the head.
So Zombies everywhere, take head. We're coming for you. You stand in our way, we don't like your attacks, and we think you stink.
You have been warned.
Nightshift declares on ZOMBlE
Also, this one is for you Mayhem.
May it serve us well as a banner when we ride to war.

So grab a chainsaw, sharpen that axe, load some rounds in the shotgun and get to work. We're in the Zombie slaying business and its open season.
Why you ask? Well, personally, I just don't like the stench of decaying flesh. I ain't into that mang. I prefer the aroma of stale coffee as I sit at my desk during the graveyard shift at the office.
But really...

...this kinda stuff doesn't make me feel all warm and fuzzy. It kinda makes me want to rim someone.
And what even did that accomplish? Riiight, cleared the village so that the glorious Zombie King can feast upon his undead brethren unimpeded.

And whats up Zombies? Not enough warm blood to sate your ghastly needs? There is no way that's a healthy diet for a budding Zombie horde. All these inactive noobs just sitting around, slowly meandering through the world.
But I guess it makes sense, if there are no targets, how else do you eat enough to get to enemies? I mean if there is no one around to fight, what else can you do? NS is here to help, we can't let Vemork have all the fun!! Us folk in the Nightshift will help turn those internals into war caps.
Because, what is the best way to deal with a zombie kids?

That's right, you cut off the head.
So Zombies everywhere, take head. We're coming for you. You stand in our way, we don't like your attacks, and we think you stink.
You have been warned.
Nightshift declares on ZOMBlE
Also, this one is for you Mayhem.

May it serve us well as a banner when we ride to war.