Plight Service Announcement

[DeletedUser]

After receiving a number of complaints by people claiming they couldn't tell the difference between humour and reality, it was decided that the play written and directed by S33ujimmy earlier should be amended for their benefit (and others who can't tell the difference) :


THE CHUMPS - A PLAY WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY S33UJIMMY.

(scene one, act one)

The brain dead Plight members were gathered together in a jacuzzi.......with so many vegetables gathered together, it could have made a decent pot of soup.............


Mikebro: hey guys I'm a bit bored. anyone wanna go pick a war with someone?


BundyBear: Sure, I'm up for that, but WHO?


jeff21lee: How's about we make a play for c2? We can become #1!!!!!


Mikebro: EH? C2??? Wise up man. You seen the size of them??? Fck that!! They'd take my villages!!


BundyBear: Yeh C2 are far too big. Lets keep things real. We don't wanna fight anyone who'll take our villages.


(The Yugoslavian enters the room)


The Yugoslavian: hey guys wassup?


jeff21lee: We're gonna kill C2



The Yugoslavian: WHAT? are you out of your minds? We'll get wasted! they'll take all my villages away from me :-o


BundyBear: Shut up jeff21lee, we're NOT going to fight C2 under any circumstances!!



jeff21lee: Then who?


The Yugoslavian: Whoever it is, we have to make sure they're smaller than us and an easy target. I don't want thousands of attacks on any of my villages!


Mikebro: I have an idea. Let's look around and see if there are any smaller tribes we can pick on to make us look good.


jeff21lee: How's about PLIGHT!!!? We could start a war with them


The Yugoslavian: We ARE PLIGHT you idiot!!!


jeff21lee: Oh, sorry, I forgot.


The Yugoslavian: I have an idea.......why don't we declare war on Ad inf. They're already at war and we can send our troops over, wait till Bang!? wear them down and claim we helped out and take the credit for it.


Mikebro: Great idea yugo, lets do it!!!


BundyBear: Genius idea!!


jeff21lee: Um.......guys.......aren't they a bit far away?



Mikebro: Yeh jeff I guess you're right. Who then? Come on guys, THINK!! It doesn't look good everyone having fights except us!



jeff21lee: How's about TCAB?


BundyBear: Nope, still too big. They might stand and fight us and I for one don't want to lose any of my
villages!!



(Qoffee enters the room)



Qoffee: Hey guys what's up?



jeff21lee: We're gonna fight someone


Qoffee: Hope it's not someone big. I don't want to lose any of my villages!


The Yugoslavian: We'll have to hand pick the target carefully. We have to pick someone who's already at war and who won't really have much to fight back and take any of my villages.


Qoffee: How's about LGD?


Mikebro: Nope, still too big


Qoffee: ExRa?


Mikebro: Nope!


Qoffee: I have an idea........I saw this guy S33ujimmy on Pnp the other day who was having a war with Bang!? and he left his tribe
so he's now tribeless, at war with Bang!? and has a lack of support around him!


Mikebro: How big is he? I wouldn't want him taking any of my villages!



The Yugoslavian: Me neither!


Qoffee: It's cool guys, I tell ya he's already at war so we can't lose!!


Mikebro: You sure he's left his tribe? I don't want them coming after me and if I lose any villages you're gonna be held responsible!!


jeff21lee: Um guys.....You sure we wanna go and declare war on one guy? It's um.....a little cowardly don't you think?


The Yugoslavian: Shut up jeff21lee, we're gonna go whoop his ass and everyone will see how invincible plight are. They'll all be running scared once we defeat the mighty S33ujimmy,
they'll be running scared I tell ya. whoop whoop!!!


Mikebro: Whoop whoop


Qoffee: Whoop whoop. I'll go make the war declaration on Pnp so everyone can see how powerful we are..........We could take out the two small Ad inf players there too and claim a famous VICTORYYYYYYYY. yayyyyy


BundyBear: I'll go send some fake rams. I'm not sending real attacks though. He might kill them!!



THE END.


The contents of this play are entirely fictional (and often ridiculous), intended only to amuse, or to provoke lively, defamatory discussion. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, even if they have the same names and are exactly alike in every respect except for a potentially defamatory one. Posts are written in character, not as Qoffee (even the ones suspiciously marked “qoffee”). Opinions expressed on the play do not in any binding sense represent the views of any organisation of which the author is a member, or the views of the author himself, even when he says that they do (it’ll be in character, you see?). Links to external sites should not be taken as endorsement of their content or views. The fact that this site is written in English is not intended to be construed as an insult to other world languages, all of which the author respects greatly, even the stupid ones that are bound to die out within a generation. If Plight are represented as being the most stupid tribe ever to darken the doorstep of TW, again it's purely coincidental and not intended to offend the noobest noobs of tribes which may also have a valid claim to this title.

 

[DeletedUser]

*yawn*
still didn't laugh this time. Don't know why you brought it up again.

 

[DeletedUser]

I laughed

 

[DeletedUser]

*yawn*
still didn't laugh this time. Don't know why you brought it up again.

I thought I'd already explained that. Some people aren't too bright and thought I was faking a REAL conversation. It was probably naive of me to think that everyone on here had the intelligence to see it for what it was.

 

[DeletedUser]

I laughed

Good on ya m8. Shows some people do have a sense of humour. By the way Adam, while you're here, who was it that attacked you from Ad inf? Was it one person or more? I know for a fact that you weren't targeted and since Bang!? have spies in Ad inf, it may well have been a ploy to turn C2 against Ad inf.

 

[DeletedUser]

I thought I'd already explained that. Some people aren't too bright and thought I was faking a REAL conversation. It was probably naive of me to think that everyone on here had the intelligence to see it for what it was.

Thaks for correcting it so that there was no confusion this time around. Sorry, though, it simply wasn't funny.

 

[MichielK]

I thought I'd already explained that. Some people aren't too bright and thought I was faking a REAL conversation. It was probably naive of me to think that everyone on here had the intelligence to see it for what it was.

I found it lacking humor and accuracy. Then again, you followed it up by encouraging a 14-year old to pay for porn...so I guess we should've counted our blessings.

 

[DeletedUser]

Ok we get it, we are all inadequate in both grammar and sense of humour and Plight is the worst tribe in the world, and it is likely you will win against them...

Now will you just GTFO the forums?

um..........how does the word NO grab you. Get off my thread idiot!

 

[DeletedUser22370]

no, stop blathering we don't care, it is you that needs to be told again and again. There are good forum personalities that make good pnp and are respected, and there are bad ones which flame so much that nobody wants to hear it anymore. You fit under the bad catagory, just as hill berries once did.

 

[DeletedUser]

um..........how does the word NO grab you. Get off my thread idiot!

Seems like Plight made a mistake doing this thread... Now you've grown jimmy's ego to be way bigger than his gamingskills :icon_neutral:

 

[DeletedUser]

Seems like Plight made a mistake doing this thread... Now you've grown jimmy's ego to be way bigger than his gamingskills :icon_neutral:

Not hard to do :lol:.

 

[DeletedUser]

Seems like Plight made a mistake doing this thread... Now you've grown jimmy's ego to be way bigger than his gamingskills :icon_neutral:

Game skills........yeh let's talk about those shall we? Being successful at TW is easy. Basic rule is, you need to have no job, no life and be prepared to kiss the ass of everyone who's bigger than you and express an opinion which is that of the entire tribe and not those of your own. Next, you'll need to go farm every village around you 24/7 and act like pillocks on PNP to make everyone think you're hard. If someone has the audacity to disagree with you then call on plight and they'll do all the dirty work for you. If your tribe goes to war, jump ship and join plight because they don't mind refugees. Remember to berate anyone coming on PNP as long as they're in a smaller tribe. On NO ACCOUNT are you permitted to argue with those in bigger tribes! If however you forget this rule and find yourself kicked from your tribe then plight will be happy to take you on board.

That's pretty close I think :icon_wink:

 

[DeletedUser]

Game skills........yeh let's talk about those shall we? Being successful at TW is easy. Basic rule is, you need to have no job, no life and be prepared to kiss the ass of everyone who's bigger than you and express an opinion which is that of the entire tribe and not those of your own.

So basically, you suck at TW? Thanks for admitting it, even by your standards :icon_rolleyes:.

To be good at TW, you have to be smart. You don't fall into that category thus far.

Next, you'll need to go farm every village around you 24/7 and act like pillocks on PNP to make everyone think you're hard. If someone has the audacity to disagree with you then call on plight and they'll do all the dirty work for you. If your tribe goes to war, jump ship and join plight because they don't mind refugees.

Refugees like?

Remember to berate anyone coming on PNP as long as they're in a smaller tribe. On NO ACCOUNT are you permitted to argue with those in bigger tribes! If however you forget this rule and find yourself kicked from your tribe then plight will be happy to take you on board.

That's pretty close I think :icon_wink:

I think you need to GTFO. I'm surprised you haven't been infracta-banned for cursing yet.

 

[DeletedUser22370]

Game skills........yeh let's talk about those shall we? Being successful at TW is easy. Basic rule is, you need to have no job, no life and be prepared to kiss the ass of everyone who's bigger than you and express an opinion which is that of the entire tribe and not those of your own. Next, you'll need to go farm every village around you 24/7 and act like pillocks on PNP to make everyone think you're hard. If someone has the audacity to disagree with you then call on plight and they'll do all the dirty work for you. If your tribe goes to war, jump ship and join plight because they don't mind refugees. Remember to berate anyone coming on PNP as long as they're in a smaller tribe. On NO ACCOUNT are you permitted to argue with those in bigger tribes! If however you forget this rule and find yourself kicked from your tribe then plight will be happy to take you on board.

That's pretty close I think :icon_wink:

No, just don't go on pnp if your main intention is to be A COMPLETE AND UTTER
TIT. In which case, it would seem fair if other forum goers told you to go away because they felt your contributions were only negetive. If that doesn't work, you'll probably wind up banned anyway.

This thread is NOT about you, it is about a nice bit of Plight pnp (which has been lacking recently anyway), naturally you posted, but now you have MADE this thread about you by acting like a richard head.

This thread no longer actually needs any posts, so from now on I suggest we all leave him to it, he can't reply to himself.

 

[DeletedUser]

So basically, you suck at TW? Thanks for admitting it, even by your standards :icon_rolleyes:.

To be good at TW, you have to be smart. You don't fall into that category thus far.



Refugees like?



I think you need to GTFO. I'm surprised you haven't been infracta-banned for cursing yet.

Refugees like Foofong for example or Master Chief15. Both of whom RAN LIKE RATS from a sinking ship, leaving everyone behind and eventually finding their way into plight.

I think you really need to go check FACTS before you post rather than have me point them out to you all the time. Either that or GTFO the forums idiot!!

 

[DeletedUser]

No, just don't go on pnp if your main intention is to be A COMPLETE AND UTTER
TIT. In which case, it would seem fair if other forum goers told you to go away because they felt your contributions were only negetive. If that doesn't work, you'll probably wind up banned anyway.

This thread is NOT about you, it is about a nice bit of Plight pnp (which has been lacking recently anyway), naturally you posted, but now you have MADE this thread about you by acting like a richard head.

This thread no longer actually needs any posts, so from now on I suggest we all leave him to it, he can't reply to himself.

You obviously never read the declaration properly. Besides, unless you're TOTALLY STUPID, you already have realised that if you post derogatory remarks in here regarding me I'm going to reply. I know for a FACT that you'll be back to see what my response is which means that you're interested. If you weren't then you'd stay off this thread and never come back. Either way suits me just dandy.

 

[DeletedUser]

That's another village gone to a more worthy tribe. Like I said, plight won't be taking my k19/k29 villages. I will decide who does

 

[DeletedUser]

Refugees like Foofong for example or Master Chief15. Both of whom RAN LIKE RATS from a sinking ship, leaving everyone behind and eventually finding their way into plight.

I think you really need to go check FACTS before you post rather than have me point them out to you all the time. Either that or GTFO the forums idiot!!

So wait, they respect the ability of a player from a dying tribe, and you say they take in refugees? That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. If you didn't take fresh blood and skilled players from tribes you beat, the world would run on 20 or so players because the rest quit and you wouldn't recruit. Or it'd be merge wars.

 

[DeletedUser]

So wait, they respect the ability of a player from a dying tribe, and you say they take in refugees? That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. If you didn't take fresh blood and skilled players from tribes you beat, the world would run on 20 or so players because the rest quit and you wouldn't recruit. Or it'd be merge wars.

When plight is at war with someone then anyone leaving the enemy tribe and joining another is deemed a refugee and plight will send messages to the leaders of his new tribe requesting that he be dismissed as he's a refugee. ( This is FACT. I myself was messaged by plight members requesting that members be dismissed). When someone jumps ship from another tribe under the same circumstances joins plight then that's ok. Double standards or plight just being.......plight?

 

[DeletedUser]

They aren't refugees if they JOIN PLIGHT. You need to learn the meaning of refugee.

Plight has the right to label them refugees if they leave, no one else has that right. They aren't refugees if Plight doesn't call them that, nor if they join Plight itself.